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Even More Of Jon Stewart’s Interview With Stephen Colbert


WE’RE BACK AND WE’RE TALKING
WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, WHO IS– I HOPE I’M NOT SPEAKING OUT OF
SCHOOL– NOTED SUBSTITUTE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER FROM NEW JERSEY.>>Stephen: YEAH. YEAH.>>Stephen:
>>TELL ME ABOUT THAT.>>Stephen: WELL, WHEN I GO IN
THERE, I DON’T TALK SO MUCH ABOUT THE JESUS. I INTRODUCE THE CHILDREN TO THE
SUBTERRANEAN PREHUMAN GOD OF THE LOVE CRAFT MYTHOS.>>SURE.>>Stephen: THE TITANS, THE
TIGHT KNOWS.>> EXACT LIE.>>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE
CHARACTER IN THE BIBLE, OLD TESTAMENT.>>Stephen: OLD TESTAMENT. OR AS YOU WOULD CALL IT “THE
BIBLE.”>>THE TESTAMENT. AS I WOULD CALL T, THE WORD OF
GOD.” FAVORITE CHARACTER.>>Stephen: THAT’S A TOFFEE. OLD TESTAMENT. I WOULD SAY MAYBE AARON, BECAUSE
AARON DID SO MUCH AND GETS NO CREDIT. MOSES GETS ALL THE INK, BUT
AARON ACTUALLY LED EVERYBODY BECAUSE MOZS HAD THE STUTTER. AARON DID ALL THE– THIS IS
TRUE. IT SAYS–
>>ALSO, MOSES, VERY FEW PEOPLE REMEMBER, SPENT A LOT OF TIME UP
ON THE MOUNTAIN, AND DURING THAT TIME (BLEEP) KIND OF HIT THE
FAN.>>Stephen: RIGHT, SO AARON.>>YOU KNOW WHO I THOUGHT YOU
WOULD HAVE SAID, ISAAC.>>Stephen: BECAUSE HE–
>>YES, BECAUSE EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT ABRAHAM, HE IS THE GUY WHO
DID SUCH A GREAT THING. ABRAHAM, HIS FATHER BASICALLY
TRIED TO KILL HIM, BECAUSE AN INVISIBLE VOICE SAID TO KILL
HIM, AND JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO KILL HIM HE SAID THAT’S OKAY. HE HAD TO DEAL WITH THE
RAMIFICATIONS WHICH IS THE FOUNDATION OF JUDAISM– BEING
REJECTED BY YOUR FATHER. ( APPLAUSE )
GLI CHANGE– I’M GOING TO CHANGE MY. I’M GOING TO CHANGE MINE. ( APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER )>>SORRY. I HAD A LOT OF MICROPHONES.>>Stephen: JOB.>>JOB!>>Stephen: JOB.>>WOW!>>Stephen: BECAUSE HE DOES
NOT CURSE GOD.>>NO, HE DOESN’T, HE ENDURES.>>Stephen: HE ENDURES ALL
EVEN THOUGH HIS NEIGHBORS ARE SAYING CURSE GOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU EVER READ J.B. BY ARCHIBALD
IN CLOSE?>>OF COURSE, I STAY IN A LOT OF
HOTELS.>>Stephen: IT’S ONE OF MY
FAVORITE PLOAMS. IT’S A PLAY IN VERSE BY
ACHHIBALD McCLOSE, AND HE WROTE THE PLAY WITH THEY’RE
TALKING ABOUT HAS THY SEEN THY SERVANT JOB? NICKELS, WHO IS SATAN, COMES
BACK AFTER EVERYTHING HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM JOB, AND BASICALLY
THUS, SAYS WHAT DID YOU THINK DOWN THERE? AND HE SAID, “WHAT DID HE DO?”
HE DIDN’T CURSE. YOU NICHOLS SAID I HEARD UPON
HIS DRY DUNG HEAP A MAN CRY OUT WHO CANNOT SLEEP. IF GOD IS GOD, HE IS NOT GOOD. TAKE THE EVEN, TAKE THE ODD. I WOULD NOT SLEEP HERE IF I
COULD, BUT FOR THE LITTLE GREEN LEAF IN THE WOOD AND THE WIND ON
WATER. AND THAT IS THE GRATITUDE YOU
HAVE TO HAVE IN LIFE NO MATTER WHAT DUNG HEAP YOU LIE ON. ( LAUGHTER )
>>HERE’S WHY– AND I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS EVER GOING TO BE IN
THE SHOW. ( APPLAUSE )
HERE’S WHAT I WANT TO LET YOUOON AND I MEAN THIS– THIS IS WHAT
IT’S LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH THIS CAT. LIKE, YOU LITERALLY WILL BE
LIKE, “DID YOU SEE THE METS GAME?”
AND HE HITS YOU WITH THAT (BLEEP). ( APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: I USED TO BE WAY MORE COMFORTABLE IN THIS CHAIR
THAN THAT CHAIR. NOW I WANT TO BE IN THAT CHAIR. THAT’S A HUGE CHANGE. I WANTED TO BE A GUEST ON MY OLD
SHOW. THE JOKE AT THE OLD SHOW WAS, IT
DOESN’T MATTER WHO YOU BOOK. I’M THE GUEST.>>EXACTLY.>>Stephen: THAT’S WHY THE
CHARACTER RAN OVER AND SAT DOWN BECAUSE HE WAS THE GUEST OF HIS
OWN SHOW.>>I’VE NEVER LIKED THAT CHAIR.>>Stephen: REALLY? I ALWAYS LIKED THIS CHAIR. YOU WERE ON HERE WITH DAVE A
BUNCH, RIGHT?>>YES, I WAS ON HERE A BUNCH OF
TIMES. A LITTLE BIT– IF I MAY– AND
THIS IS NOT GIVING AWAY SECRETS — IT WAS A LITTLE BIT COLDER IN
THE STUDIO. YOU WOULD COME OUT HERE AND IT
WAS LIKE DAVE WAS FILMING THE SCENE FROM “ROCKY” WHERE HE
BEATS UP MEAT. YOU WOULD WALK OUT HERE AND GO
ARE THEY CONCERNED ABOUT BACTERIA GROWTH? BECAUSE WE ARE IN SOME KIND OF
SUBARCTIC.>>Stephen: IT WAS LIKE 56
DEGREES. THIS IS LIKE 60.>>THE FOUR DEGREES MEAN
EVERYTHING. BUT I WOULD SIT HERE AND DAVE,
AND STEPHEN IS THE SAME WAY, HE WAS SORT OF THE POPE OF COMEDY.>>Stephen: ABSOLUTELY.>>YOU CAME ON HERE AND YOU JUST
WANTED TO PLEASE FATHER.>>Stephen: AND THEN YOU WOULD
GO HOME AND YOU’D WATCH HIM IN THE INTERVIEW.>>YES.>>Stephen: TO SEE WHETHER
WHEN HE LAUGHED THAT WAS A REAL LAUGH. DID YOU REALLY GET DAVE TO
LAUGH.>>THAT’S RIGHT.>>Stephen: THAT WAS THE BEST.>>AND I’M STILL– I’M SORRY
THAT HE LEFT THE SHOW BECAUSE I WAS GETTING CLOSE. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: YEAH, YEAH,Y YEAH,
I UNDERSTAND. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE CALLED US? DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HE CALLED
US?>>HECK EXPEL JEKYLL?>>Stephen: HE CALLED US THE
CABLE TWINS.>>IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR AND A
PLEASURE TO INTERVIEW YOU, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY IT IS AN HONOR
AND A PLEASURE TO WATCH THIS PROGRAM EVERY NIGHT THAT I DO
FROM MY PERCH UNDERNEATH.>>Stephen: AND YOU’RE SEEING
MY GROIN THE WHOLE TIME. ( LAUGHTER ).>>AND LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, THAT’S A GREAT SHOW. STEPHEN COLBERT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.>>Stephen: JON STEWART,
EVERYBODY. ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE )

Otis Rodgers

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100 COMMENTS

  1. MartaVdz Posted on November 29, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    2:50 – 3:33 "This is what it's like to hang out with this guy. You'll literally be like 'Did you see the Mets game?' And he hits you with that sh*t." "I used to be more comfortable in this chair." 😀 Oh no, I think I'm in love with Stephen Colbert… Can't remember when I've last heard such a delightful mixture of profound and hilarious 🙂

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  2. Marsha Creary Posted on November 29, 2018 at 11:42 pm

    Interesting that they went from a discussion about the Old Testament to unresolved issues with Jon Stewart's father. The segue into "Jewish guilt" was interesting as well

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  3. hugh jorgan Posted on November 29, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    That whole bit on Bible characters made as much sense as if they'd talked about whether they were Team Edward or Team Jacob.

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  4. MASgaming Posted on November 30, 2018 at 12:39 am

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  5. chinarace Posted on November 30, 2018 at 2:26 am

    Anybody else had enough of John sorry Jon

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  6. Joey Down Posted on November 30, 2018 at 3:51 am

    I love these two together. Brings me back to 10th grade when my politics teacher used to put clips of their Comedy Central show on.

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  7. poopstain Posted on November 30, 2018 at 4:32 am

    Just wiped me butt with a pineapple.

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  8. Dan Comeau Posted on November 30, 2018 at 5:52 am

    I like these guys. To bad that they are wrong about the world.

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  9. Teressa G Posted on November 30, 2018 at 7:00 am

    World's best bromance

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  10. Phobius Posted on November 30, 2018 at 7:09 am

    Nyarlathotep approves this message

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  11. Dave Sims Posted on November 30, 2018 at 8:24 am

    It seems like whenever these 2 get together over the last 10 years they talk is if they are comedic royalty and are always reflecting on their careers… it’s like dude you guys are still in your 50s wait until you get to be 70 or 80 to look back and talk about the “good old days”

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  12. PandiiMan Posted on November 30, 2018 at 9:13 am

    If I remember correctly, Aaron was sympathetic to the whole "praying to the golden ox(?) statue, during the 40 day-night waiting period under mount Sinai".
    As the defacto leader, he gave voice and legitimacy to doubters and non-believers along the way. He had challenged Moses, in more than one occasion, to prove this whole "God" thing.
    I'm not trying to start a #NotMyDefactoLeaderoftheMigratingHebrewPeople movement, but as I remember my Bible studies, he was (and I say this with the utmost respect) kind of a dick…

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  13. Chris Pole Posted on November 30, 2018 at 9:30 am

    These 2 should just hang out and do a podcast when ever they are free

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  14. Stuart Burgess Posted on November 30, 2018 at 10:56 am

    Great except for the biblical nonsense. Two grown talking about Stone Age mythology.

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  15. Leoben Posted on November 30, 2018 at 11:22 am

    Children believe in Santa. So they not exactly in the best suited to see what's believable or not. Sunday schools suck.

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  16. Wendy W Posted on November 30, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    Please get your own show, Jon. I miss you.

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  17. dogless10 Posted on November 30, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    2:30 – 3:15. One can feel gratitude for the little green leaf in the wood without believing in god(s). To each their own. I have no need of that hypothesis.

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  18. itsRacyTracy Posted on November 30, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    Life is good, I keep rolling in the 💴💴💴

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  19. Samuel Lewis Posted on November 30, 2018 at 6:38 pm

    everaTHINGGGGGGG

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  20. Cecilia Wong Posted on November 30, 2018 at 6:46 pm

    i really like their take on the three Biblical character.. so true but rarely any preachers is willing to go there…

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  21. Yvaelle Posted on December 1, 2018 at 5:07 am

    Jon you don't have to come back to toiling in the turd mines of talk show comedy, but you can't be a stranger, you're too important, too valuable to modern culture. Live your life, but make appearances.

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  22. LackofEthics Posted on December 1, 2018 at 6:26 am

    Hey, that John Stuart's pretty good at interviews. Maybe he should get his own show

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  23. Matt Bennett Posted on December 1, 2018 at 7:06 am

    So true. Judaism is just every mental illness rolled into one.

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  24. Misszumicat Posted on December 1, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    SC is so literate! how ironic that two secular guys can have an intelligent, informed discussion about religion while the 45th president — who pretends to be religious just to get the knee-jerk evangelic vote — is a complete dolt and couldn't get anywhere close to this level of discussion. Colbert for President!

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  25. Lisa Baerga Posted on December 1, 2018 at 11:28 pm

    Omg three of these. What did I do to deserve this so that I can. Do more

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  26. Danny Marhaba Posted on December 2, 2018 at 1:35 am

    I'm having trouble understanding what this means. Any takers?
    Specifically from the 5th line on-wards it just went over my head.

    1. I heard upon his dry dung heap
    2. That man cry out who cannot sleep:
    3. ‘If God is God He is not good,
    4. If God is good He is not God;
    5. Take the even, take the odd,
    6. I would not sleep here if I could
    7. Except for the little green leaves in the wood
    8. And the wind on the water.

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  27. sunshine91671 Posted on December 2, 2018 at 6:13 am

    Soooo in love with Jon Stewart!

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  28. Tivarri Eagleton Posted on December 2, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    Stephen really is a brilliant man. He does not get enough credit for his intellect. I’ve watch him since the Colbert Report, he’s gifted.

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  29. Tiffany Haberacker Posted on December 2, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    I love these two! I still miss ya Jon! 😭

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  30. masterboby1 Posted on December 2, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Did he just dis Conan at the end?

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  31. I'm just some Canadian guy and I say Posted on December 2, 2018 at 9:39 pm

    Just give Jon another TV show already.

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  32. Angus's Studio Posted on December 3, 2018 at 12:53 am

    my two favorite dudes!!! 💛💛 hey Stephen, my nephew Duncan played violin on your show with PFunk. Mister Stewart, we both worked at City Gardens. I was a guest DJ. I'd love to work at your animal sanctuary. I live in Lambertville which is probably not far… 😊

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  33. Cool Coyote Posted on December 3, 2018 at 4:29 am

    david was funny i thought.

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  34. Rose Macaskie Posted on December 3, 2018 at 1:59 pm

    The book of Job is not so much about Job not compalining, he does complain, it is about his refusing to say that he had done something bad. HIs neighbors, called comforters ,want Job to say he had done something wrong and he says he had not, he insists on his innocence and of course we know that that is the case, God is not punishing him but testing him he is merely proving to the devil tha tJOb will stay faithful though he loses his children and even his health.
    This is such an important book because all religions, when they get m;edieval and the Catholics sects even,the entire church is getting very medieval, tend to say that peoples suffer because they have been bad, which is terrible! WIth this mentallity people as well as their cancer if they are ill will suffer from being blackened, from peoples criticism of them because they would not be ill if htey had not sinnned. With more and more atomic power stations, more children have cancer. Were they bad? Or alternatively, as my friend from Regnum Christi , the Legion of Christ sect says, the woman must have been hit by her husband because she had been bad, So don't denouce it THis book is a denial of Karma or of a simplistic view of Karma. What about another Regnum CHristi comment oh you colbert who likes the church and though the pope sympathies with the holocaust he has not had his lot re-educated on Judaism they go on blackening Jews the jews you pretend to like colbertt while you support the groups that blackens them, from a Regnum CHristi follower I have heard repeatedly that , the Jews must have done something to deserve the holocaust.

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  35. JDeeEll Posted on December 3, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    These wholesome beautiful motherfuckers, man. I love it.

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  36. GuelphRacing Posted on December 4, 2018 at 10:10 am

    Hey random person scrolling down the comments..

    May you have a wonderful day 🙂

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  37. Shayna Robinson Posted on December 4, 2018 at 11:52 am

    NO wait why did it end at these 3 clips hahaha.

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  38. yaggyplantationproductions Posted on December 4, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    Sorty Dave Letterman was not funny.

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  39. girl43 Posted on December 4, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    I love the Cable Twins ♥️♥️

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  40. RT Elkin Posted on December 4, 2018 at 10:17 pm

    "Aaron – Stretch out my staff upon the water…"

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  41. Amy G Posted on December 5, 2018 at 1:57 am

    The amount of intelligence on that dias. Seriously. I could listen to them talk for hours

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  42. Dennis Huffman Posted on December 5, 2018 at 2:59 am

    The Book of Enoch is missing from the Bible John Stewart it was removed by the SanHedrin you're only focusing on the Jewish aspect. Also what about the Sumerians.

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  43. Rit_arted III Posted on December 6, 2018 at 12:20 am

    Whoever wrote the subtitles needs to get fired

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  44. Rose Macaskie Posted on December 6, 2018 at 2:52 am

    Why does not COlbert choose Jonah. Getting caught in the stomach of a whale is an interesting one. I love the story of Tobais. The poor girl who has killed every man who narried her some seven or some such men kneels down in distress at her bad reputation and says a prayer that was very like the Lords prayer in some particulars.The angel accompanying Tobias junior, tells him to marry her, her father feels very nervous about this and arranges for a retainer to go in at four in the morning to take out the body he supposes they will find, out and bury it. The angel has drugged the couples incense, so the marriage night goes well.

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  45. Rose Macaskie Posted on December 6, 2018 at 2:57 am

    Peoples vocations often come when they are very small. COlberts sister made a joke in the funeral car returning from their fathers funeral and Colberts distress was so real that this instead of seeming irreverent was so welcome as relief from his tremendous pain that he decided to be a comic and relieve the pain of all us poor wanderes in this veil of tears, so to ask him to be a dignified and serious political commentator is probably to traumatise him by trying to persuade him change his deepest formative experience.

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  46. Caranfin Naurlain Posted on December 6, 2018 at 4:58 am

    He said Hastur, he must now roll percentile dice to see if his minions appear, and I'm sure with Jon's healing spells they can survive, but then roll again to see if Hastur himself appears.

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  47. JCS Posted on December 9, 2018 at 4:39 am

    I thought you'd say JOB

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  48. David Read Posted on December 10, 2018 at 4:38 am

    As an atheist – I could listen to those two discuss every single passage from the Bible back and forth for hours. Two singularly brilliant men we should be hearing more from!

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  49. LaGuerre19 Posted on December 10, 2018 at 10:23 am

    Wow, that MacLeish stanza.

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  50. Judi Bryan Posted on December 10, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    Cannot get enough of these two! Smart, funny, INFORMED…so miss Jon…we need his voice!

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  51. Eventhorizon1122 Posted on December 12, 2018 at 8:45 am

    god damn I miss these two

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  52. SNOW BLIND Posted on December 12, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    Both of these men should never have started talking politics.

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  53. kolideoskope Posted on December 13, 2018 at 8:31 am

    3:34 is that Seth Everman?

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  54. NotaBumblebee Posted on January 7, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    I miss him so much 😭 Trevor Noah just doesn't do it for me..

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  55. Andrea Meñosa Posted on January 9, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    1:48
    I'd meme that! 😂😂😂

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  56. Gilad Mofaz Posted on January 13, 2019 at 7:41 am

    very nice video

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  57. Buck Houts Posted on January 13, 2019 at 8:10 am

    I heard upon his dry dung heap,
    That man cry out who cannot sleep,
    If God is God he is not good,
    If God is good he is not God,
    Take the even, take the odd.
    I would not sleep here if I could,
    But for the little green leaf in the wood, and the wind on water.

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  58. Sanwal Yousaf Posted on January 19, 2019 at 5:31 am

    Just finished reading J.B by Archibald Macleish based on this interview. Absolutely loved it

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  59. Tom Bergere Posted on January 22, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    What about what Lott`s daughters went through; they lost their Mom and both got pregnant. :'(

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  60. Anna93 Posted on February 8, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    Stephen is powerful when he speaks from the heart.

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  61. Dee Cohen Posted on February 13, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    Yes. YES!!!! I always judged everyone and I’m not gonna lie one of my top three goals in life for the longest time was to make David letterman laugh if you can make David Letterman laugh- bucket list accomplished!!!!

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  62. maen83 Posted on February 16, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    If it were physically possible to listen to these two gentlemen chat to each other forever I would be so into that.
    I am thankful that Jon occasionally makes an appearance on this show. There is no one better to interview Stephen and it was a great interview.

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  63. blacktulip Posted on February 18, 2019 at 4:50 am

    Podcast with these two must be awesome to listen to!

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  64. Casey Frederick Posted on February 18, 2019 at 6:03 am

    I would have picked Jobe, and I was very surprised when Stephen Colbert changed his answer to Jobe.

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  65. Tots Mini Posted on March 8, 2019 at 7:11 am

    OhhhhMG… Thanks for the insight into poet Archibald MacLeish (made me research him) – –  Also my chosen biblical character – Job – for the mere sake that Job emulates Patience (and Loyalty)….. virtues now lost 🤔

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  66. Jess Fabulous Posted on March 16, 2019 at 1:54 am

    Jon:
    Stephen: 2:49

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  67. ktvindicare Posted on March 20, 2019 at 4:00 am

    Please come back to TV Jon Stewart! The world needs you more than ever!

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  68. Jeffeffina Lastname Posted on March 21, 2019 at 6:45 am

    Ah, Stephen's bit of poetry was lovely. It rung in my heart like my love for My Creator. How sweetly intelligent he is, deep thinker that one. And Jon Stewart should run for office. He can lead my society anytime. Too bad he's too smart to even TRY to climb bullshit mountain…

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  69. communistjesus Posted on April 20, 2019 at 10:53 am

    Stewart ritorna Bambino, ritona.. We miss ya dude..😟😖😖😖😖

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  70. JourneymanObfuscator Posted on April 27, 2019 at 4:05 am

    Not a single comment about the off the cuff name drop of Hastur from the Lovecraft mythos? Knowledge and teaching aside, I am impressed he is also well versed in anti-transcendentalist literature.

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  71. Houston Maxey Posted on May 21, 2019 at 4:47 am

    so great

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  72. Ricky Posted on May 27, 2019 at 3:06 am

    I just read online jon is actually an executive producer of the late show! i never knew!

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  73. Uma Chan Posted on June 1, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    There's a genuine love and appreciation between these two men and it shows in how they interact. I'd love to see these guys do a podcast and just shoot the shit.

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  74. Hugo Lalumiere Posted on June 6, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    BFFs. Love these guys and the hell with those who say they're democratic pundits.

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  75. Bryan Boyle Posted on June 8, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Stephen's into the Cthulu Mythos too? Yes!

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  76. avesh saiyed Posted on June 11, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    John Stewart is a legend

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  77. Muse Posted on June 19, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    No way Elijah! The man that never died!

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  78. Rose Macaskie Posted on June 25, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    Jon Stewart, sephen says that we which is to say you and him decided how he was to be on his show. Jon you were the genius at getting the genius in others out of them. What has happened to you?

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  79. Rose Macaskie Posted on June 25, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    Jon, writting to John Oliver, I thought while i was on the theme of Trump, that were you still around, you would strike the tone which would stop talk of Trump seeming just hillarious and as if we talked of a child whose foibles were somhow sweet, some how the criticism of his crazyness warms me up and makes me happy instead of making me serious and i wonder would you not have known how to get the right humor on hte subect out of me.

    You say that the others can do your thing. I am not sure that they can, I think you had a tremendous amount of art, art enough to keep things where they should be animically. Also and your interveiws really persuaded people to talk of what they knew, and you shared with so many, had so also helped them.

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  80. Rose Macaskie Posted on June 25, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    Colbert, remember that Job, after gettting boils and all, was restored to his former glory,. He ended up getting a new set of wives and camels etc.

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  81. Rose Macaskie Posted on June 25, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    Jon. Who knows if it would have been good if you had been there to make Jokes on trump exactly serious enough? He has not gone to war and maybe wont, he will stand by Carter as the president who did not go to war and who knows why that happens, Trump does not like the worst sort of nastiness or everyones tone was somehow just right, or some sort of mixture of the two factors.War is the worst.

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  82. Rose Macaskie Posted on June 25, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    the victorians wrote tear jerkers. For the artist, bringing their readers or audience, to just the point they wanted to have them of distress is an art. I listen to tales of how crazy Trump is and walk away elated. The face of the comedians gets brimful of joy as they talk of how very crazy he is too. It is not just me who gets elated. This may not matter with those who see that he is wild in his politics but I don't think it will bring in people who don't see what is wrong with him.

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  83. Rose Macaskie Posted on June 26, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    I have been thinking about learningfrom his guests in from Jon Stewart in the Daily show. Sometimes it was not in his interveiw but in a section specially created to let some expert or other talk, like the time an economist came on to expalin that one of those multinational hamburger joints paid its people so badly that the government had to give the workers food stamps, which meant that government subsidizes the hamburger company to about the same amount as their profits.That was in the days when the right was saying that people had to pull themselves up by their own shoe laces!.

    The truth is, I dont watch the whole of the Late Show, only the bits on you tube, occasionally. Still I, miss the so many faceted, so much deeper, psychologically so, Colbert, who was himself and some other character.,some rich mixture of personalities and think that who ever helped him to be that, was an enormous genius at directing actors.Jon was a genius at directing, a total genius.

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  84. gameboy Posted on July 6, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    Prophet Job, peace be upon him, or Ayuub in Arabic, was tested by God, and what the Bible leaves out is the happy ending at the end. In The Qur'an Job (Ayuub), peace be upon him, is rewarded for his patience and this story is a lesson for us to remain patient and stay steadfast in our faith and continue to praise and worship God. All the Prophets and Messengers of God teach us how to be better human beings, because these are the best of of creation. But we do NOT worship the creation, we worship The Creator. We do NOT worship Jesus Christ, peace be upon him, we worship God. We do not worship Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, we worship God.

    Also Abraham (Ibrahim), peace be upon him, was commanded by God to sacrifice his son, Ismael, peace be upon him, again this was a test from God. Both Ismael and Ibrahim passed their test, Ibrahim passed all of his tests and tribultions throughout his life, he was a friend of God as it says in The Qur'an and Bible. We are all part of the ABRAHAMIC faiths: Islam, Christianity, and Judaism. We differ in stuff yes, but our roots all come from Abraham, peace be upon him.

    Life is not suffering, life is a test, and this is a remidner for myself as well. Peace.

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  85. EUROPA Music - Official Channel Posted on July 12, 2019 at 3:39 am

    Jon Stewart aged fast.

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  86. Research0digo Posted on July 18, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    0:58 – Aaron didn't lead, he spoke to Pharaoh in his bro's stead. 🙂

    A man that reads (and remembers… ahem) and doth quoteth a lively verse.

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  87. Sathyajith Shankar Posted on July 24, 2019 at 10:18 am

    Jesus fucking Christ, please start a podcast ALREADY!

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  88. Sinyorita pearl Posted on July 24, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    I can listeb to this akl day all night, dayyam

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  89. TheSpeedy Hernandez Posted on July 25, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    hey bros

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  90. John King Posted on July 25, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    4:15 – One thing I have in common with David Letterman, I love the cold, and I would love a studio to be cold. David always said he kept the theater temperature low so to avoid people nodding off to sleep if it was too warm. His theater used to be freezing.

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  91. Dee Cohen Posted on July 28, 2019 at 10:54 am

    Yup. One of my goals in life usta be IF I COULD JUST MAKE LETTERMAN LAUGH!!!!

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  92. Juan Carlos López Padilla Posted on August 2, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    They’re great talking about what maters thee most.. ..”Las Sagradas Escrituras Escrituras Por Jehová nuestro Dios”…👌🏼

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