September 22, 2019
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Ho! Ho! Ho! The Tariffs Are Delayed


>>PRESIDENT TRUMP DELIVERED AN
EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR ANYONE PLANNING TO BUY ELECTRONICS
DURING THE UPCOMING HOLIDAY SHOPPING SEASON. THE ADMINISTRATION DELAYED A 10%
TARIFF ON ABOUT $300 BILLION OF CHINESE GOODS TO DECEMBER 15.>>WE’RE DOING THIS FOR
CHRISTMAS SEASON. ♪ ♪ ♪
>>HO-HO-HO. THE TARIFFS ARE DELAYED! PRESIDENT TRUMP SAVED CHRISTMAS!>>UM, WASN’T THIS TARIFF THING
A PROBLEM OF HIS OWN MAKING?>>YOU LIBERALS ARE NEVER HAPPY.>>BUT HE PROMISED THE TARIFFS
WOULDN’T HURT AMERICANS. SO WHY IS HE BACKING OFF?>>I DON’T KNOW. I VOTED FOR HIM SO WE COULD SAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS.>>WE COULD ALWAYS SAY MERRY
CHRISTMAS.>>DIDN’T HE ALSO SAY A TRADE
WAR WOULD BE EASY TO WIN? NONE OF THIS ADDS UP.>>FINE! LET’S THROW OUR SUPPORT BEHIND
THE ABOMINABLE BERNIE.>>HEALTH CARE, IN MY VIEW, IS A
HUMAN RIGHT.>>IT’S “THE LATE SHOW WITH
STEPHEN COLBERT”

Otis Rodgers

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100 COMMENTS

  1. G&MM Posted on August 15, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    So the old white guy at the north pole is a deplorable?

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  2. Eric Rossoni Posted on August 15, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    Jeez I get it you don’t like Bernie, but trashing him doesn’t make it better. I’m not a Bernie guy but Bernie as president is 100 times better than Trump!

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  3. einfach nur Leo Posted on August 15, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    so for the trade war to be effective the american consumer would need to suffer? Who could have seen that coming?

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  4. Benzaiten Posted on August 15, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Christmas is still far away, a LOT can happen until then.

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  5. Cozmic Firefly Posted on August 15, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    This Christmas is going to be a light one. Things are too unpredictable.

    Plus, if I have to suffer, I think the rich should too.

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  6. Breaking bad Heisenberg Posted on August 15, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    🤣 even the voices sounded like the original characters 👍

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  7. Teddy Swagger Posted on August 15, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Too funny. Stephen, you the man!

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  8. Yoder023 Posted on August 15, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    I'll vote for my crazy-ass co-worker who believes everyone but Trump is a Lizard Leader before I vote for Trump.

    Why??? Because she wouldn't lock children in cages

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  9. Nicholas Lewis Posted on August 15, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    Isn’t this just admitting his tariffs won’t work if he feels the need to delay them to not mess with a large shopping time?

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  10. Thank You For Your Cervix Posted on August 15, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Bernie is crazy.  We can't afford universal healthcare.  We need that money so we can bomb hospitals in middle east.

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  11. Luiggii Love Posted on August 15, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Its crazy how Trump does or says something stupid EVERYDAY that they never can run out of material.

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  12. 1WEr Posted on August 15, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Brilliant way to help "his base" understand reality!

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  13. Sheri Mignano Posted on August 15, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Genius! the political fiasco caused by the occupant in the WH easily explained.

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  14. Jo G Posted on August 15, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    Trump used up our financial buffer tools to make it look like his presidency brought upon increased prosperity, though the upper class and corporations were the ones to see most of it. Now that the world economy is on the down slope the American middle class will be left footing the bill while he gets to scurry away and blame everyone else. Sounds familiar doesn't it. Well played Russia.

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  15. larry holbrook Posted on August 15, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    Trump destroys Christmas! For the first time people will have to say Un-Merry Christmas. Sad!

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  16. Mr Sarcastic Posted on August 15, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Bestbet Burnie is no fucken monster.

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  17. Camasguy Posted on August 15, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Fucking Bernie Sanders at the end. I'm rolling

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  18. jess F Posted on August 15, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Trump lies are supported by his corrupt backers who will reap profits at American's expense. When are we ever going to wake up? Dump trump in 2020

    Reply
  19. downhilltwofour00 Posted on August 15, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    This a win-win move for Trump. First he maintains his big donators, big business and second, he gives his base one more Christmas to use their credit cards! Lord knows they don't have the cash.

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  20. Denise Virgallito Posted on August 15, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    BERNIE 2020!

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  21. Team LA Posted on August 15, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    shouldn't the fact that you have to delay the tariffs to save Christmas a CLUE – ?

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  22. Karl Andre Bertheussen Posted on August 15, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    Santa sounds suspiciously like God.

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  23. Epic Adrian 3D Posted on August 15, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    That JACK impression was spot on. Good job on the voice acting this time around

    Reply
  24. Drmicky141 Posted on August 15, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    Trump chicken out again? No wonder China doesn't take him seriously…lol

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  25. Devil_Travels Posted on August 15, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    Bumbles "Bernie" bounce. Just ask Yukon Cornelius. And they can put a star on every Yule tree.

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  26. VAMPYBITES Posted on August 16, 2019 at 12:11 am

    MERRY DIK WEED 💩DUMP!💩
    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

    Reply
  27. Rochelle Pratt Posted on August 16, 2019 at 1:51 am

    Believe nothing this clown tells you, Trump is a big liar

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  28. Master Adjuster Posted on August 16, 2019 at 2:08 am

    Delivered a gift CBS???? REALLY? WTF

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  29. xlxDxlx Posted on August 16, 2019 at 2:09 am

    Abominable Bernie has my vote hands down.

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  30. Karl Emch Posted on August 16, 2019 at 2:39 am

    Dear Santa, could you please make my country great again and get rid of Agent Orange.

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  31. briezzy365 Posted on August 16, 2019 at 2:49 am

    Truthiest truthes ever truthed.

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  32. Free Free Posted on August 16, 2019 at 2:51 am

    Always knocking Bernie. You are such a shitty human being, Steve.

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  33. Sean Embry Posted on August 16, 2019 at 3:11 am

    What I don't understand is how saying "Seasons Greetings" is so foul, and why was MUST say "Merry Christmas". My brother in law is not of the Christian faith. He's a good man, and has helped me out when I needed it, and is active in the community and does charitable works. While I wish he shared my faith, he's often better at doing God's will than I am. Must I insult him by saying "Merry Christmas" when he does not have Christ in his faith journey? I am not God, and I refuse to put myself in judgement of others. God knows all men's hearts. Let God decide who is sinful and who isn't.

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  34. Robert Dornan Posted on August 16, 2019 at 4:01 am

    I always liked the Bumble, Bumbles bounce. Unlike the Orange sphinchter who is always full of shit.

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  35. James Lewis Posted on August 16, 2019 at 4:05 am

    If the Orange Menace keeps it up one of my favorite Kinks songs will have to be dusted off for the holiday season, or maybe year round:
    “Father Christmas, give us some money
    Don't mess around with those silly toys
    We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
    We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
    Give all the toys to the little rich boys”

    Reply
  36. Ro G Posted on August 16, 2019 at 4:29 am

    I hope everyone has a Happy Holidays this year! ☃️🕎🎁🎄🍾

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  37. IcecreamDF Posted on August 16, 2019 at 5:19 am

    Is Santa even a US citizen? He must be one of those millions of illegal voters the President keeps telling us about.

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  38. Joe Crockrell Posted on August 16, 2019 at 5:24 am

    I’d take Bernie in his embryonic stage any day of the week over an actual baby in the WH. #bernie2020

    Reply
  39. Pcheruka Posted on August 16, 2019 at 6:09 am

    Omgosh he lies and the news reinforces it by actually saying he saved Christmas!

    Reply
  40. Liesbeth de Vries Posted on August 16, 2019 at 11:34 am

    Trump is plain out insane.
    Bernie is plain out common sense.
    The world is watching.

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  41. Rob B rc n stuff Posted on August 16, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    If China is paying for the tariffs, why would they be delayed? Wouldn't they be paying the extra 10%?

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  42. DivineVTDragon Posted on August 16, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    If China is the one fronting the Tariff bill, then why delay it in the name of "consumerism?" Hmm?… it's almost like he knows that people will be paying the extra mark-up costs.

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  43. VianneyCreates Posted on August 16, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    This was adorable!

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  44. MatchstalkMan Posted on August 16, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    Where did they get they footage of Bernie? He looks so young!

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  45. MatchstalkMan Posted on August 16, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    To be fair to trump, he wants to slap tariffs on Gyna. He’s friends with China.

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  46. Priscilla Jimenez Posted on August 16, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    How do you blame the economy on the media and Feds? 🤦‍♀️

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  47. Priscilla Jimenez Posted on August 16, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    How do you blame the economy on the media and Feds? 🤦‍♀️

    Reply
  48. OakenHillHermit Posted on August 17, 2019 at 1:14 am

    Way to elevate the the socioeconomic disparity of the U.S./globe… WTF? BERNIE2020! P.s. it's going to be really funny when this recession hits home, and there's no public support for further corporate bailouts…

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  49. Jeff Perteet Posted on August 17, 2019 at 5:07 am

    The current economy will price it in early, if it isn't already

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  50. c0mpu73rguy Posted on August 17, 2019 at 5:35 am

    … Does Trump always do his speeches around running planes and helicopters or am I imagining stuff?

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  51. SonOfAB_tch2ndClass Posted on August 17, 2019 at 6:06 am

    Bernie really is the abominable snowman. Lol. Still Chump is gonna ruin the economy as predicted. Nice going America see what happens when you decide to ignore context.

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  52. G. P. Posted on August 17, 2019 at 7:07 am

    This is one of my favorite openings.

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  53. Ray Olmeda Posted on August 17, 2019 at 9:55 am

    If i do any shopping itll most likely be online this year . I know i shouldn't give into fear still at the same time I dont want to be another statistic and it looks like Walmart isn't handling security very well after the El Paso shooting .

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  54. 2kidsnosleep Posted on August 17, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    OMG, hilarious😂

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  55. Ti N Posted on August 17, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    Save your money for recession folks… good kids get Xmas present this year or gets to eat another month. Choose n don’t forget to vote.

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  56. Andrew Bises Posted on August 17, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    My oh my, why doesn't Ice raid that sweatshop?!

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  57. 000i 0006 Posted on August 17, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    Trade war are easy to win…if you are not a stupid ignorant

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  58. Mike Hegarty Posted on August 17, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    I read the real reason for his tariff delays, someone said it was so ivanka and he could sell more of their made in china garbage, and not miss out on any magatard money. $$$$ 🤑🤑

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  59. salas7146 Posted on August 17, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    Donald Trump makes everything wrost he lies to his supporters and the media don't trust the fat clown

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  60. Jillian Smith Posted on August 18, 2019 at 12:01 am

    Bernie looked a lot calmer and more groomed in this video.  Though I admit, he looked pretty slick for the debates, too.

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  61. Jillian Smith Posted on August 18, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Who knew tariffs were so complicated?

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  62. John Schaeffer Mike Posted on August 18, 2019 at 1:54 am

    THIS MAN,,,, IS AN IGNORANT,,,,

    MOST OF THE SO-CALLED,,,, CHINESE,,,
    PRODUCTS… ELECTRONICS,, SO ON,,
    ARE
    MADE ,, BY COWBOY,,,,,, COMPANIES,,,,
    IN
    CHINA
    TO
    BE
    RE-IMPORTED,,,,
    THIS IS ALL,,,, MADE TO EXPLOIT,,,,
    THE CHINESE…
    AND
    THE

    USA CUSTOMERS,,,,,

    OF THESE COWBOY CAPITALISTIC COMPANIES,,,,, WILL SAY ,,,,
    IT
    IS
    THE CHINESE,,,,, FAULT,,,,
    CHINESE,,, NEVER KNEW ABOUT ALL THIS,,,,,, THE CAPITALIST COWBOYS,,,
    LEARNED THEM,,, EXPLOIT ,, THEM,,,
    AND
    NOW,,,,, ACCUSE ,,, THEM OF STEALING
    TECH…..
    BLOODY COWBOYS….

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  63. J Packard Posted on August 18, 2019 at 2:11 am

    I’m so glad Trump wins 2020….

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  64. james michael Posted on August 18, 2019 at 5:12 am

    Blue States, like California with its Plantations, loves free trade with other slave states, like China. The Democrats have not changed in over a hundred years.

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  65. momiaw Posted on August 18, 2019 at 7:14 am

    0:24 So this is where Jeff Sessions went.

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  66. Pi Azu Posted on August 18, 2019 at 9:08 am

    Ho! Ho! Ho! It does add up.

    The IRS collected $1.97 trillion in gross collections (the amount before refunds) for 2018. That figure stood at roughly $1.87 trillion for 2017. The IRS refunded about $398 billion to taxpayers for 2018. For 2017, it was roughly $386 billion.

    And after refunds, the IRS collected about $93 billion more from individual American taxpayers than it did in 2017. That number stands close to the tax break amount that corporations received from the TCJA in 2018. Last year, big businesses paid $91 billion less in taxes than they had in 2017, prior to the new law’s passage.

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  67. Tina McLaughlin Posted on August 18, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Santa, on stumpy side?! Shoot him down! Let the raindeer live!

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  68. Petyr Kowalski Posted on August 18, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Dont let the orange grinch steal christmas.

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  69. kly rand Posted on August 18, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    Abominable Bernie… I think that was Bernie's first public gig

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  70. Conny Bartels Posted on August 18, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    Idiot and what about after Christmas? A tarif delay! F…ck off.

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  71. Ed Monix Posted on August 19, 2019 at 12:42 am

    ROFL The abominable Bearnie Sanders so goood.

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  72. Melissa Perry Posted on August 19, 2019 at 2:38 am

    Those voice overs were spot on!

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  73. Fay Johnson Posted on August 19, 2019 at 4:11 am

    Colbert, you are not a patriot, standing against China and trying to reduce its grip on America and Americans in long term is one of the best thing a president could do for this country. Apparently the only US president who has the courage to do so is Trump. If Americans support him on this it can go smoother and faster.

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  74. Jess Posted on August 19, 2019 at 9:34 am

    Even the Philippines has an affordable health care system.

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  75. Kelly Stephenson Posted on August 19, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Yeah because tariffs affect Americans more than anything else. He didn't get it till now. Still trying to sell the lie though

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  76. Steven Torrey Posted on August 19, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    Merry Christmas! THis August 19, 2019! So take that Trumpster & Trumpturds!

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  77. The Hand Posted on August 19, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    Bernie, put one foot in front of the other, and walk the hell of out my party. NOT BERNIE OR BUST.

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  78. Eric Melton Posted on August 20, 2019 at 12:37 am

    Thanks Stephen. That's F¥£*^€} up. Now I don't believe n santa or trump.

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  79. Dewayne Thomas Posted on August 20, 2019 at 12:43 am

    Sooo, long ass Bernie ad? We found someone better, his name is Andrew Yang, you even had him on your show. Wonder how much Bernie's campaign paid you to say this.

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  80. Mats K Posted on August 20, 2019 at 10:54 am

    "I'll delay the tariffs, who are not effecting you, so you can afford to buy your christmas presents before they get too expensive. Maga!"
    His base will eat this up.

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  81. OneofInfinity Posted on August 20, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    First sucking up to Xi on Twitter about not condemning any hard action while oppressing Hong Kong, he only pretends to be "nice" to foreign leaders because is afraid of their power, hypocrite toddler in chief would be has openly racist to them otherwise.

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  82. ImperturbableLight Posted on August 20, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    Genius! Great writing! Perfect timing! How much simpler can it be made to the fat-guy-kicked-by-tRump-from-his-rally-for-being-one-ounce-fatter-than-tRump tRump lover?

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  83. Mike Mayhew Posted on August 20, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    Have you seen the cost of English Muffins lately? Over $4. I have noticed a huge spike in the cost of food at the grocery store lately. We all warned these MAGA fucks yet they didn't and still don't listen. What will it take?!?!

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  84. tree man Posted on August 20, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Ho ho ho , insider Trading 😁👍

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  85. tutenkharnage Posted on August 21, 2019 at 12:08 am

    If you voted for Trump because of all the promises he’s since broken, you got played. You can make it up to your country by voting for Bernie Sanders in 2020.

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  86. Joe Sarr Posted on August 21, 2019 at 1:27 am

    I thought Chinese will pay for tariff.

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  87. phonics monkey Posted on August 21, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    “Ghina will pay for the tariffs”
    “Shit they’re not paying the tariffs”

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  88. Blayze Is Still My Name Posted on August 21, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    I thought Mexico was paying. Oh wait, that was the wall.

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  89. Leslie Franklin Posted on August 21, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    Let's make Christmas 2020 special. Vote blue Nov 2020.

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  90. CubBears Posted on August 21, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    After the clip I stay for a bit to listen to his theme music

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  91. MwRYum Posted on August 22, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    Does that mean Santa is the oldest Globalist alive?

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  92. kyRee Elain Prohm Posted on August 29, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bullshit

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  93. ActionAimz Posted on September 5, 2019 at 9:21 am

    Figures Abominable Bernie gets cuttoff by the corporate media while Santa got all the airtime. Rudolph sees you Santa and so doesn't AB!

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  94. Ireallyreally Hategoogle Posted on September 5, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    Trump "saved" Christmas from himself.

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  95. Joe Northstar Posted on September 6, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    Stephen Colbert support only Joe Biden.

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  96. Mikael Jensen Posted on September 12, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    I am Santa. I have residence in Greenland. Guess whom has been a bad boy and wont get any presents this year!……hmmm My elves think I am heartless if I cross him from my list…they say he is just a big baby…OK, then… I will drop of a nicely packed strayjacket!

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