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Idle Worship SHORT FILM


-What’s your name? -Lailah, short for Delilah. -Lila short for Delilah, yes, take a pamphlet. Have a seat and lolz to you Hi, there, name? -Crysstall with two s’s and two l’s. So, like her healing Crystal, but like unique. -(laughs) Okay there. To the camera? -Yes to the camera -Hello My name is Dan And we’re here at Ashley con 2017 and oh boy am I are we so excited I’m from Dallas, Texas I was born and raised there went to high school, college there married my high school sweetheart. Had two little babies. Both girls, Linn and Elizabeth I don’t really know what their ages would be now. I left all that soon as I got a youtube account Oh, this is what I do for Ashley Everything Everything I can physically do. If that’s setting up events like this. You know we tour around the country. Getting most of her beverages for hydration purposes because you know while she’s here in this realm she still needs to drink water, hahaha -Well Ashley’s different than other people online ’cause I feel like a lot of people just make, like vlogs were they like to praying or they, you know, are just like doing challenge videos. But Ashley’s making a difference. Like she has changed my life. -I follow her on Twitter and I follow her on Instagram And I follow her on Snapchat. I follow her on Tumblr, and I follow her on Facebook. Um well I tried following her in real life, but I couldn’t find her so I’m really excited to be here and actually meet her. -Oh this is- no that’s alright. This is my daughter. Her name’s Carol Ann and she’s real excited to be here This is her first Ashley event, but she watches all the videos with me. Deep down I’m really hoping that she, uh She chooses me to maybe do some healin’. I could use some healing in my life. You know I did buy one of her healing crystals. Your chances of being called up at a, at a function like this are Exponentially greater if you have one of those crystals. And wouldn’t you know it now today there’s even a film crew. It’s like this really could be my moment, you know. -I actually have Ashley to thank for giving me my voice back. Both figuratively, and Logistically. (Singing) Ashley my lolz Ashley Ashley my lolz Ashley -Ashley has really allowed me to love the authentic me. You know to not give a shh About what anybody thinks. Ashley is the most powerful, lovely, amazing, magical woman that has walked this earth. -I was in a really dark space And I saw one of Ashley’s videos, and there was just a light that she brings to everything. The one where she demonstrated the proper cheeto eating method. See, I used to get orange stuff all over my face and she just didn’t it was beautiful -I couldn’t afford one of the front seats But she, she made a special seat in the back That was obstructed view that lowered the price so that I could afford it Hi, can I help you? I don’t know anything about that, but Ashley is not ready to see anyone right now Later later later, thank you friends. Thank you friends with the machine. I later. Okay, wow later it’s so nice to be in a group that all has the same ideals You know you just click so fast. -it’s very special The community. -That’s the thing about these kinds of communities. They’re untraditional, you know? -(Singing) Ashley my lolz Ashley Ashley my lolz Ashley -My daddy brought us here because he’s really rich. He always taught me to believe in something -(singing) Oh lolz Ashley -What brought me here, was true love. I’ve signed up for her webinar and and she responded with this personal message and she she just gets me, you know? She really gets me You’ve heard the term soulmate And I made her this -I thought that her hair kind of symbolized the gold energy that I think emanates from her heart. -So this is.. yeah, this is this is a screen grab from one of the videos. -She’s strong woman, and that’s what I’d like to be too -We all made this. We’re her proud Ash-trash -My understanding was that “Ash” is just Ash, but then the TRASH, the acronym was actually Try Really Amazing Stuff Here. Which is what I plan on doing -When people say trash and I think: I’m trash! I’m trash! -Name one other vlogger with powers or with crystals. Yeah, I didn’t I didn’t think you could. -Look, Ashley has just changed my life. -Lolz -I love Ashley -God it was very hard to get this interview with you. -I imagine -Let’s get right into it How did you start this this movement, I suppose? -mmM great question. I was in Palm Springs one weekend and some sand flew into my eyes, and I said to myself “open your eyes, Ashley” And I saw a demon standing in front of me And I thought “you know I could be scared right now or I can just look at my emotions as a passing thing”. So I did, and then I just kind of like filmed myself saying those things and I put it on YouTube -You jumped from having 4,000 subscribers, to having 2.5 million subscribers in just a matter of months. -You know I like to think of Youtube as a vehicle for the word, the good word, if you will. I don’t feel like a god all the time. I am like, like God like. I mean what does that mean? People need to like believe in something you know what I mean? And I’m giving them something to believe in And honestly like you’re welcome to them You know what I mean? It’s literally something to like believe in you know what I mean? -A lot of words being tossed around -Yeah, yeah -Let me throw one into the ring. -Okay. -Cult. -You know, I No It’s not a cult. It’s a way of life -What you say to someone who would ask “is this whole thing bullshit”? -Have you not felt the energy in the room? -I don’t know can you disprove that? -Why would it even ask me that? -Well, I’m a little confused. -I mean I guess I would say I’m so sorry, I have to take this. -Ashley please listen, we’ve been trying to get this interview all day. -Joey, you’re killing me I literally have to take this -Was she acting weird? Wait what oh my God come on get the camera to the camera come on -No, it’s completely out of control at this point. What am I supposed to do? Those idiot trash people are going to know that I’m making it all up And then what? And then what? I’m going to be on the news? My face, I’m going to be taken off YouTube? What? What’s the consequence here? Huh? What, their money is given back? Those idiots. They’re just giving me free money at this point. Shit. -When I say “ash”, you say “trash”! Ash!
-Trash! – I say ” Ashley”, you say “con”! Ashley!
-Con! -Oh, I’m so excited! -I can’t believe you. Can’t believe you would lie to all these people. We caught you man. -What are you, the moral police? -First there is some administrative stuff. -You’ve been stringing along for God knows how long and you’ve been making them spend their money and it’s like -I don’t make them do anything! They’re giving me money for my words. They’re welcome. – You’re promising them nothing. It’s empty bullshit, Ashley. -Everything is empty bullshit -Ashley, Ashley, Ashley You know what? I implore you to just go out there and just tell the truth, because Who knows man? it’ll certainly make them feel better and Maybe it’ll work in your favor as well. Come on guys -What? -Oh guys know her you know her. You love her. I love her. I left everything behind for her. I left my family, my kids, my wife. Oh come on to the stage: Ashley! -Honestly. Literally. Lolz forever. Can I tell you something? I’m in a healing mood today. Who am I gonna heal? You. Branda. Face them. Branda, I want you to connect to your innermost fear. The thing that keeps you up at night. -I have this recurring nightmare that There’s like a big like carnival Cruise ship except it’s not on the water It’s like outside my house like on a residential street, and then like all my friends are on it You know when they know that that carnival is my favorite cruise line. They’re all having so much fun, and I’m I come out my door, and I go all my, all my friends and I run after the ship and the ship just takes off and no matter how hard I run I can never catch up with with my friends -Branda I want you to close your eyes I want everybody in this room to picture that carnival cruise ship. All your best friends are on that carnival Cruise ship. You’re going to run In your mind Toward that carnival cruise ship. I want you to run. You run, Branda. You run toward that ship. You run! You catch it! You can catch it! Boop it! Boop it, Branda. -She’s okay! -Lolz -Lolz
-Lolz -Lolz Uh, listen Trash heaps. I, uh Uh I’m sorry guys. Can I tell you something? -Tell us something! Trash heaps, I’m a fraud. -That is actually funny. -No, it’s not actually funny. It’s not actually funny. Lolz forever, I stole it from- That’s not even my catch phrase, I stole it from my ex-roommate, Lisa. I’ve been stealing all of your money. Okay? I’ve been stealing it purposefully. Specifically. The guy with the obstructed view? I went to Six Flags and I laughed the whole time I went on Tatsu. Just with your money okay, okay? All of this was just started to get back at my ex-boyfriend to show him How well I’m doing and he’s never even watched one of the videos Okay? And now I’m here with you guys So I’m sorry No, no, Dan come here. Don’t do that, Dan. Don’t fucking.. – This is a test. This is a test. -No. It’s not a test. -It’s a test! -It’s a test!
-It’s a test! -It’s a test! -It’s not a test! -It’s a test! -It’s a test!
-It’s a test! -It’s a test! -Ashley! -Ashley!
-Ashley! -Ashley!

Otis Rodgers

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100 COMMENTS

  1. Cori Lewis Posted on August 8, 2018 at 2:06 am

    So many fun characters in this! 🙂

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  2. rancerocks Posted on August 8, 2018 at 2:06 am

    ashley skidmore reminded me a lot of tricia helfer

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  3. Shannon Ravenclaw Posted on August 8, 2018 at 2:11 am

    Ayy Lily Marks!

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  4. Mirit Skeen Posted on August 8, 2018 at 2:25 am

    holy shit they've done it again. literally, the tin can bros make nothing but incredible content that's well written, so well made and just every part of it feels so perfect and somehow they manage to bring both this ridiculous humor together with a serious undertone and it never fails to amaze me.

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  5. Sandra Pedulla Posted on August 8, 2018 at 2:36 am

    'Hello my name is NAME' okay then

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  6. Shower Productions Posted on August 8, 2018 at 2:46 am

    SHIT LILAH IS MY NAME

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  7. Hannah Hinrichs Posted on August 8, 2018 at 4:39 am

    LOLZ 4EVER

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  8. ruby m Posted on August 8, 2018 at 6:50 am

    you guys create the weirdest crap and i love it

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  9. Rebecca J Posted on August 8, 2018 at 7:22 am

    Honestly if they did this for TCB I would defo be trash and I’m fine to admit it…

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  10. sunny le fabulous Posted on August 8, 2018 at 9:24 am

    They posted!!!!

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  11. Liudmyla Baranova Posted on August 8, 2018 at 10:21 am

    This captured everything unsettling about YouTube celebrity worship so accurately and with such an elegant sense of humor!

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  12. oblyviate Posted on August 8, 2018 at 10:23 am

    This was just shot so beautifully. Really glad I finally got to see it. Thanks tcb

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  13. igot Voldemortsnose Posted on August 8, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    I feel so called out. lolz

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  14. Broadway Dreamer Posted on August 8, 2018 at 2:54 pm

    Ashley is the best Fangirl haha I love it! Also, I think Joey is like…really adorable guys xD

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  15. behindthevodka Posted on August 8, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    But where did she get that pink coords? 😍

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  16. mommamilioti Posted on August 8, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    Y'all trying to tell us something, TCB?

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  17. Chelsea R Posted on August 9, 2018 at 8:25 am

    Holy shit this is amazing 😂 also does anyone know where I can get the crystal choker Ashley is wearing?

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  18. ani a Posted on August 9, 2018 at 10:50 am

    THIS WAS SO FUNNY BUT ALSO SO BEAUTIFUL AT THE SAME TIME HOW DO U DO IT

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  19. Gail Bello Posted on August 9, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    "Boop it! Boop it Branda!" XD

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  20. Marco Ignacio Posted on August 10, 2018 at 1:39 am

    I love you Lauren!!!

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  21. Lydia P Posted on August 10, 2018 at 1:43 am

    You forgot to put Diane's name in the credits

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  22. carolyn richards Posted on August 10, 2018 at 2:45 am

    The one person who thumbs downed this is garbage. Not T.R.A.S.H., garbage.

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  23. Nursyakirah Posted on August 10, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    I love the colors and Ashley's outfit is on point.

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  24. Irrelevant Danny Posted on August 10, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    I thought this was paramore related haha

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  25. redfox Posted on August 11, 2018 at 3:27 am

    Me: Hey, I’m gonna watch that new TCB video before bed! What a nice, light way to end this long, hard day.

    Idle Worship: bright and humorous on the outside; dark and deep upon any level of scrutiny

    Me: W E L P.

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  26. StarkidMelly Posted on August 14, 2018 at 10:39 pm

    Feeling called the fuck out tho

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  27. firewordsparkler Posted on August 15, 2018 at 1:23 am

    I can think of so many fandoms like this it's scary

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  28. Joyce C Posted on August 16, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    Why is no one talking about the fact that the name tag of the guy with the obstructed view says "NAME" lmao

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  29. Trambarn Films Posted on August 19, 2018 at 12:42 am

    100th comment

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  30. zoey Posted on August 19, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    Am I the only one upset that Diane isn't in the credits

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  31. jonathan alexander Posted on August 27, 2018 at 1:34 am

    Okay, this short is phenomenal as its own, but Lauren Lopez is a freakin POWERHOUSE in this wow

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  32. Kenny McCormick Posted on September 9, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    I love her outfit it’s all pink.

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  33. jaymi xo Posted on September 21, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    wow….i love how true this is

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  34. Josie Daigle Posted on September 28, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    Wow! Missed the release of this by a while bc i was in the hospital, but this is great! Love the commentary on youtube fame and your own fans obsession with you. I love t=how all your work is both funny and serious

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  35. Freyja Saunderson Posted on October 4, 2018 at 3:12 am

    This has that same eery vibe as at the end of Drop Dead Gorgeous when they find out the pageant is cancelled and the company is bankrupt and they just start destroying the building…

    I love that movie and I love this! Great work and so prescient!

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  36. ava Posted on October 5, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    Why do I feel like the Tin Can Bros are making fun of the fandom bc honestly I'm honoured

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  37. Rock And Roll Buckaroo Posted on October 25, 2018 at 8:36 pm

    She left it too log and it’s gone to far. This is so amazing!

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  38. the moon Posted on December 28, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    Wow! I wish this video would trend.. perfectly sums up celebrity culture. SCAMS. dan and Phil, Shane Dawson, everyone. stop believing in these fakery new religions like transgendism is the new cult.

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  39. Reba Posted on January 7, 2019 at 12:53 am

    still a better con than tanacon

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  40. Reba Posted on January 7, 2019 at 12:54 am

    Also… Joey sounds like Alan Resnick…

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  41. Jason Rose Posted on January 8, 2019 at 1:52 am

    Is no one going to point out that Ethan Craft from Lizzie Mcguire is playing the guitar!?

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  42. Alicia Ballesteros-Mitchell Posted on January 13, 2019 at 6:16 am

    how has this been up for 5 months and this is the first time i watched it? this is fantastic

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  43. Sarcastic Trash Posted on February 17, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    This is so fucking dumb I love it

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  44. TheMenasaur Posted on February 18, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    Playing Starkid Spotted in this video is a trip and a half, y'all

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  45. Paris Bacharach Posted on February 24, 2019 at 9:50 am

    The one dislike is from Ashley

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  46. sim.saurus Posted on March 2, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    Omg I just lost it when I saw Dylan on that girls lap omg hahah

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  47. Elizabeth Tarsky Posted on March 9, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    Wow that was so good!

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  48. Cletus Jones Posted on March 18, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    I’m disappointed in tcb I didn’t see Diane in the credits

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  49. vine LoverTM Posted on March 20, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    The way the music stopped when Joey said "cult." gave me chills wOW

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  50. The Memeslinger Posted on March 25, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    Excellent commentary
    Hilarious/clever writing
    Being left unsure whether to be creeped out, depressed, or amused

    Where has this video been all my life!!

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  51. give me barley sugars Posted on March 28, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    This predicted Tanacon

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  52. vivian lutz Posted on March 29, 2019 at 3:41 am

    i loved the ending! great video

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  53. pennypixie Posted on April 3, 2019 at 4:00 am

    This is very Roxy Carmichael. I love it.

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  54. Sarah A Posted on April 8, 2019 at 9:10 am

    This very well done. I liked the mix of serious documentary with the comedy . Nice seeing some more of theStarkids in there too

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  55. Ostrich Posted on April 9, 2019 at 5:21 am

    ashley cON,, CON

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  56. Laura Aquino Posted on April 10, 2019 at 2:46 am

    Lauren's rat tail hurts me physically

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  57. Hannah Penner Posted on April 11, 2019 at 1:34 am

    BOOP IT BRANDA

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  58. Hannah Penner Posted on April 11, 2019 at 1:35 am

    i loooooove lily in this omg

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  59. Hannah Penner Posted on April 11, 2019 at 1:37 am

    the cinematography in this is just so so fucking good….that last shot of ashley's face through all the fans….wow

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  60. Liz Detsik Posted on April 12, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    This is my daughter carol ann

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  61. Azham Drety Posted on April 15, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Wow, Ashley is a real woman

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  62. Georgina Mena Posted on April 15, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    DYLAN is so cute!!!

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  63. Jessica Kelly Posted on April 23, 2019 at 1:55 am

    Ooft who else was just staring at Robert mansion the whole time?😳

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  64. Capt. G Posted on April 23, 2019 at 4:45 am

    Not to be a trash heap, but i worship this video.

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  65. Erin McKenna Posted on April 29, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    Lauren’s hair in this is severely under appreciated

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  66. Mobymaize Posted on May 5, 2019 at 4:46 am

    I really like how purposeful the costume design and set design is. Ashley and the trash heaps all wearing white and pink while Joey and his crew are all wearing dark colors, complete contrasts to both only the ashes but also to the completely white room. Also the scene with Joey and Ashley seems to be in some sort of supply closet, there’s a bunch more colors in there compared to the main room.

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  67. toxicsugar art Posted on May 6, 2019 at 5:55 am

    This is so creepy I love it

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  68. Cassandra Hidgens Posted on May 13, 2019 at 11:53 am

    This is peak comedy

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  69. Poppy PT Posted on May 20, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    Oh ma gawd Brenda got healed

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  70. Rachel F Posted on May 23, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    The fact that most of them speak in a southern accent makes me feel a t t a c k e d XD Damn, this video is hilarious though

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  71. sim.saurus Posted on May 24, 2019 at 12:40 am

    Why is nobody talking about Lily wearing a Cheeto bag as a hair bow

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  72. Chloe Melnick Posted on June 1, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    im laughing at joey being the only normal one

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  73. Xaimary R. Posted on June 6, 2019 at 6:04 am

    Diane looks absolutely magnificent.

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  74. Aaliyah. Posted on June 18, 2019 at 12:42 am

    0:26 WHOS THAT IN THE BACK LEFT

    IS-

    IS THAT ROBERT?

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  75. Bert Posted on June 27, 2019 at 7:54 am

    Lauren Lopez with her dog is me with my dogs watching Tin Can Bros/Starkid

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  76. Work In Progress Posted on July 14, 2019 at 4:08 am

    This was posted on my birthday

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  77. Kiara Lin Posted on July 22, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    1:07

    Me: Robert?

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  78. Bexley Dale Posted on July 29, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    this isn't quite the same meaning of the song that shares its name but wow is it close. same energy. and you know what? i'd love to see more of it, maybe even a short series. especially with the interviewer and ashley as the stars. as she realizes at that one moment what she has created that can no longer be broken and goes to him for help. or something idk. i'd just love to see the contrast in character development.

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  79. Calculus Was Tough!! Posted on July 29, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    Wow this got really dark and deep

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  80. headass steph Posted on August 8, 2019 at 3:42 am

    watching this on the one year anniversary at almost midnight in the dark is frightening I felt that spiritually y’all!

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  81. Blanca Rus Cuevas Posted on August 21, 2019 at 9:03 am

    Robert Manion LOL

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  82. Blanca Rus Cuevas Posted on August 21, 2019 at 9:04 am

    Lauren Looooooooooooooooooopez and Diane lol

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  83. A Person Posted on September 9, 2019 at 12:14 am

    God this is like Elizabeth Holmes mixed with pastel aesthetic. I LOVE it!

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  84. marika m Posted on September 17, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    this is like…. snl skit starring kate mckinnon level quality

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  85. Mostly Animated Sketches Posted on September 21, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    I guess the one dislike is Ashley?

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  86. Kevin Gress Posted on October 3, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Is it me, or did the credit music sound eerily like "There will always be guys like Potter"

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  87. krystle urban Posted on October 4, 2019 at 2:32 am

    This was so well made and SO unsettling.

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  88. Lauren Chan Posted on October 7, 2019 at 9:20 am

    at 5:22 my instinct reaction was to pay special attention to the shadings

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  89. Livvy The Writer Posted on October 10, 2019 at 10:44 am

    Wait a second- The credits say Robert Manion in the cast? I couldn't see him?

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  90. Sarah Lawson Posted on October 14, 2019 at 11:59 am

    i love the nametag that says "sharkbait"

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  91. Mallard 601 Posted on October 28, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    odds on the fact that the t shirt lauren is wearing is the smallest one they(the hypothetical t shirt manufacturer) produce

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  92. Fruit salad Posted on November 9, 2019 at 3:03 am

    The one dislike is from Ashley…

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  93. Izzy Rio Posted on November 18, 2019 at 2:17 am

    7:27
    “It’s not a cult…”
    It’s an exciting new religion that I started.

    Reply
  94. this channel was a mistake Posted on December 1, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    I found this from the paramore song

    Reply
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