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“Indians are Cheap” | Russell Peters – Red, White, and Brown


>>Russell Peters: Look at all these Indian faces, Jesus Christ! [Laughter] Look at you, brown bastards, goddamn! [Laughter] Indians just look upset, that they had to spend money, to be here tonight, don’t cha? [Laughter and Clapping] Just the look, on their face, just– [Laughter] [indian accent] “This is bullshit!” [Laughter] “I don’t know, why I’m spending money, to see someone, that looks just like me!” [Laughter and Clapping] [Whistle] [Laughter continues] “I can stay home, and look in the mirror.” [Laughter] “For free!” [Laughter] We are an endless supply, of “cheap” jokes! [Laughter] You know what the best thing about it is? Indian people, were proud of our cheapness! You’re never gonna insult us, by calling us cheap, that’s the best part, you know? [Applause] You can walk up to an Indian, “You guys are cheap!” [Indian accent] “Thank you for noticing, thank you.” Laughter and Applause] “Thank you, very much, thank you.” [Laughter and Clapping] [Normal voice] “That guy just called you cheap!” [Indian accent] “No, no, no…” “He pronounced it ‘cheap,’ but what he was saying, was, ‘smart.” [Laughter] “Very ‘smart,’ he was saying.” [Laughter] We’re cheap. We’re– you know what, here’s the thing– It’s not like I’m up here going, “YOU Indian people are cheap, and I’m the one that’s not.” No, no, no, no, no. [Laughter] [Indian accent] No, NO, no, no, no, no. [Laughter] [Normal voice] I’m just as fuckin cheap, as you! [Laughter] The difference is, now, I have money! [Laughter] I’m just cheap, in better stores! [Laughter] I’ll be looking, at like, an Armani shirt– I hate when this happens. I’m looking at a shirt, from like, a high-end designer, and I flip the tag over, and I see, “Made in India.” I’m stuck with a real dilemma, I’m like, “Shit!” [Laughter] “Do I buy this?” [Laughter] “Or do I call my uncle?” [Laughter and Applause] “I wonder if he knows, where this factory is…” [Laughter] We are cheap. Everybody’s cheap, aren’t they? Never call white people cheap. White people get really upset, when you call them cheap. You ever called white person cheap? They get very angry. ‘Cause white people, actually, are probably, the only people that aren’t cheap. You ever call a white guy cheap? “You’re cheap.” [Douchey voice] “Fuck you, I’m cheap!” “I’ll buy you a beer. You want a beer?” [Laughter] That’s how white guys get around, being cheap! [Douchey voice] “You want a beer? You want a beer? You want a beer? You want a beer? You want a beer? Huh? You want a beer?” “Fuck you, I’m not cheap, I bought everybody beer!” [Laughter] Everybody’s cheap – it’s all about levels, you know? Black people are cheap as shit, and I’ll tell you why, because I know– I grew up around enough black people, to know exactly how cheap you are. I remember going, to my best friend Marlon’s house, when I was a kid. [Russell chuckles] I’d go there, and be like, “Hey Marlon, can I have some cereal?” [Cool guy voice] “Yeah, go ahead, help yourthelf.” [Laughter] Heres the thing, Marlon, and I, have been friends for 31 years. Best friends, for 31 years and I didn’t realize he had a lisp– [Laughter] until I did an impression of him. [Laughter] Like, “Can I get some cereal?” [Marlon’s voice] “Yeah, go ahead, help yourthelf.” [Laughter] I was like, “Son of a bitch, he has a lisp!” [Laughter] So, I go pour some cereal, I got to get the milk– I’m like, “Yo! You only got this much milk left!” [Marlon’s voice] “Ah, shit.” [Laughter] “Ight, gimme the jug, I’ll make some more.” [Audience groaning, in disgust, laughing, and clapping] [Normal voice] “What do you mean you’ll, ‘make some more?” [Laughter] He takes the jug of milk, shoves it under the sink, and starts filling it with water! I’m like, “Yo, this barely looks like milk!” [Marlon’s voice] “It’s ‘thkim’ milk.” [Laughter and Applause] ♪ ♪

Otis Rodgers

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100 COMMENTS

  1. sonu singh Posted on July 4, 2019 at 10:34 am

    I'm cheap and proud of it.

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  2. Alf Blue Posted on July 4, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    People need to learn to take a joke.

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  3. Armando Guzman Posted on July 5, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    Que tranza carnal!! Saludos desde México!!

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  4. gunfighterdrummer Posted on July 7, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    Of course gotta cut to the people they’re talking about hah

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  5. Tarun TAC Posted on July 8, 2019 at 5:51 am

    Yo dude you're an Indian.

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  6. GaMer god Posted on July 8, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    Hey..motherfucker…you know hindi…if not…you fking idiot know only English and we know hindi english Punjabi gadwali……so don't try to be oversmart

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  7. ben anderson Posted on July 10, 2019 at 7:20 am

    and stinky

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  8. Catt Catt Posted on July 11, 2019 at 12:12 am

    indians are not cheap. but you obviously are.

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  9. gajendra ghuraiya Posted on July 12, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    No India is not cheap it’s a simple 😊😇

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  10. Phillip Alex Posted on July 15, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    Of course u dickhead, indians don't speak like that

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  11. narasimha bangera Posted on July 15, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    There s a USA Muslim comedian who heartily cheap …..who actually don't know what s d comedy & comedian… He s jst like jihadi….anti- Indian.. Misusing his show fr show Indians bad….

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  12. Yashil Dixit Posted on July 15, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    This moron just don't know what India is

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  13. Shobhit Nandi Posted on July 17, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    Sm1 kill this overweight nigga . Disliked ur shitty video

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  14. priyanka k Posted on July 19, 2019 at 10:56 am

    Russell is a cross breed of pig and Pakistani gaandu, may be a product of a multiple rapists.

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  15. KaywasinJapan Posted on July 19, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    many americans dont want to deal with indians because they are so cheap. Uber drivers dont want to pick their asses up because they smell very strong, never tip , and act like they know more than google maps. my friend got into an accident listening to some indian guy telling him to change directions in the middle of traffic.

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  16. David Lee Posted on July 20, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    Indians are cheap, but the Greeks top the cake…. The Greeks taught the Jews how to be cheap….

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  17. Arghya Ghosh Posted on July 21, 2019 at 9:40 am

    Bahen…d

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  18. Junjun Posted on July 22, 2019 at 5:40 am

    Indians raging at the comments. Gotta love those low lifes. Ahahahaha

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  19. Sibikarthi Posted on July 23, 2019 at 12:31 am

    Actually where this motherfucker russel peter is from the origin ?? If he is an armenian then he doesnt deserve any shit to talk about india the country which is not even equal to the size of single state in india

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  20. T Erhhh Posted on July 23, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    I'm white and this is hilarious and the bit about white people is so funny and true hahaha

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  21. Robin Dey Posted on July 24, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    Russell Peters became Russell Peters just by India bashing…and he calls us cheap..

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  22. Sudipto Chowdhury Posted on July 24, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    Russell peters is the biggest example of trash by saying all the crap about indians .. motherfucker dnt get fame by saying all this shit

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  23. Dovah Sunaak Laatdrun Posted on July 25, 2019 at 6:23 am

    Filipinos are cheap too lmao. Oh you want legos? Buy the cheap ass version in Divisoria.

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  24. Francisco Cristobal Posted on July 27, 2019 at 3:00 am

    He is right Indian ppl do not tip mf cheap mf

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  25. Ba ba Posted on July 27, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    We put water in milk all the time 🙄🙄. Russell, ya son of a bitch….you've done it again 😂😂😂😂!!!!#thatPART

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  26. Parul Bhaskar Posted on July 30, 2019 at 5:33 am

    Why does he even sell himself as an Indian. Loser !

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  27. Mercedes Benz Posted on July 31, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    0:32
    Who's the boy …or Girl in front of the Sikh man??

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  28. Ashu Sharma Posted on July 31, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    Cheapest trick to earn money by saying Indian cheap maybe you know or not the ceo's of most of the biggest companie are Indian yu r fucking cheap

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  29. Aamir jung shahi Posted on July 31, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    You the smart cheap cuz you know that aorld is covered by indian

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  30. JIXON JOSE V Posted on July 31, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Fuck M.fucker…i wasted my time for this cheap ..

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  31. Fab Elger Posted on August 2, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    the cheapest people in the world are empirically proven the germans…whatever you want to look at. Except for science medicine and so on.

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  32. khraw syiem Posted on August 2, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    Even if we're cheap,you can't buy us Russell s.o.m.b

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  33. moreno franco Posted on August 3, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    Aaah Russell – you kill me LOL!

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  34. chandan sinha Posted on August 3, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    I observed that he is saying us smart but no o e would laugh if he said us smart so he is wording it as cheap 😂😂

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  35. Deepak Solanki Posted on August 4, 2019 at 9:13 am

    This is insulting discrimination but Indian bear because they are in the land of the free and home of the brave price paid try saying this in India we will show you our cheapness

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  36. Desi Arnold Posted on August 5, 2019 at 9:30 am

    India country is cheap bro its true i am Indian and i am saying that I don’t want to live in India with cheap people’s

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  37. Eva Flowers Posted on August 5, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    Spot on the cheapness of many Indians lol every Indian customer that I helped asked for a discount 😂

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  38. ARPITA KUMAR Posted on August 6, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    i am going to tell everyone a story so my dad was in the mall and he saw this pant he liked so first what he does is check the price he dosent fricken care about trying it on he just look at the pant if its over 20$ then he says forget it but sense he likeas it alot he tried it on he said let me debate and see what i can get so he talked to the manager an debated for a few hours and then he came out of the store and i said how much did you save and my dad said i saved 50 cents i saved big time and i said what the hell man

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  39. Prerana Bhattacharya Posted on August 6, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    U should watch Ambani weddings… U will get the best reply for your thoughts….

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  40. Prerana Bhattacharya Posted on August 6, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    You have to learn Geography and Economics Of India… Your statement makes no sense Man…

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  41. Elvin Posted on August 6, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    0:32 look at that indian guy rubbing his wet fingers to sanitarise for free. He is a living example in just 3 sec.

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  42. Artistic Raptor Posted on August 7, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    Im hella cheap

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  43. Sandeep Bhandari Posted on August 8, 2019 at 6:32 am

    Awesome..!!
    I can't stop my laugh..!!!🤣🤣🤣

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  44. BeaT BoX Posted on August 10, 2019 at 10:22 am

    What's funny here? saying cheap?fu*k

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  45. BeaT BoX Posted on August 10, 2019 at 10:25 am

    He's just making jokes on India and insulting them in front of foreigners! that's the reason why other people still hate Indians

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  46. kellisa hmar Posted on August 10, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    Indian people use hindi language for their mother tongue …man can you even spoke one word, can you even try it…but Indian people can speak what you called your mother tongue(english) and they can understand as well…do you even understand hindi…Man English people are useless they can only spoke one language…so you people should look up other countries…well you bullied about their accent man,if they were born and raised in America they will surely spoke like you….can you even speak my language cause you only learn one language…we can speak our language uff one extra english of course…🖕

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  47. Kick butoxy Posted on August 11, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    Indians are easily triggered

    Look at the triggered comments😂😂

    Indians can't take a joke

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  48. LUCINE aka LUCY KERIAN Posted on August 11, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    ECHOING:;Indians are SMART( not barrato) shoppers 👃🏼

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  49. Nihar Bholane Posted on August 12, 2019 at 5:29 am

    Damn how many of us Indians are triggered😂
    Cool down guys! Russel is Indian himself!

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  50. Osara Posted on August 12, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    Tuzya aaila zaval lavdya bhenchod

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  51. Osara Posted on August 12, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    Tuzya aaichya puchit ghatla bulla

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  52. Sathish Kumar Posted on August 16, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    Mother f*** you are talking about growth of India which is stolen money from this country and well infrastructure done from British

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  53. Amarnath Chegu Posted on August 17, 2019 at 10:48 am

    Russel was right.. See this.. https://youtu.be/PJek3UYOzRc

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  54. Morrie Mukoda Posted on August 17, 2019 at 11:21 am

    Wow…I am surprised so many Indian got triggered in the comment now…wasn’t like this a decade ago.

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  55. GAMINGEVAN TDX Posted on August 21, 2019 at 1:18 am

    If call us cheap you will know our real power😡

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  56. Rajesh Kumar Posted on August 21, 2019 at 11:46 am

    You are right.few jealous indians bastards dont accept the fact but are expert in arguing and imagining that they themselves are great esp LOOSERS esp those who misuse technology

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  57. Rajesh Kumar Posted on August 21, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Hehehe..Im real also hehehe

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  58. victory venky Posted on August 21, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    Hey there a** I dare u to do this same in Indian stage with same words …I don't think u will be going back to ur nation in single peice….as u landed….

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  59. Angry Young Man Vanquisher of Tyranny Posted on August 22, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    This is so much better than fassan garbageinaj …

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  60. Rahul Kumar Posted on August 23, 2019 at 10:23 am

    I really like this man.

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  61. Aleto. Kin. Posted on August 23, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Half of the audience Indian's 👏👏

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  62. adityadyas Posted on August 23, 2019 at 11:52 am

    You forgot that India is the 2nd largest market for international mobile companies + we pay there salary too, You dumbass MF!

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  63. Pinalloy Posted on August 23, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    Do I buy this? Or do I call my uncle?

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  64. ramro keto Posted on August 23, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    Stop attacking Indians ..Russelll

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  65. REDDYRavikanth Posted on August 24, 2019 at 3:46 am

    If all Indians returns to India from USA, then entire USA will become cheap across the globe.

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  66. Lopa mudra Hazra Posted on August 24, 2019 at 7:08 am

    Fun fact, we are so cheap that ISRO gets through successfully without getting funds from other country with India employee and also parts of rocket was earlier carried by bicycle(that's passion) , i wonder what will happen to NASA if it wasn't for we indians 🤔 My cheap Indian heart is living proudly. 😂

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  67. Preeti Goswami Posted on August 24, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    Russell, you could do another standup on how butthurt Indians are, just look at the comments section right now😂 Only some Indians can take a simple joke, mujhe fark Nahi parta😂😎

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  68. keep it real 100% Posted on August 25, 2019 at 7:29 am

    I spend money very sensibly, because it's hard earned , no shame in admitting that😂😂😂. Call me kanjus left , right and centre but I am content. No point in blind spendthrifting 😝😝😝.

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  69. Jason Smith Posted on August 26, 2019 at 12:46 am

    Anyone who has to bootstrap themselves is cheap. Its a requirement! Indians just has excellent ettiquete when they do it lol

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  70. Wisdom Media Posted on August 26, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    See Modis India below. Cant even take a joke anymore, they self explode.

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  71. subham kumar singh Posted on August 26, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    Yes mother fucker we are chea coz our ISRO is better than nasa

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  72. Milind Pise Posted on August 27, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    There is a big difference between cheap and frugality, this person will never understand it……financially illiterate NRI…..

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  73. amrit raj Posted on August 27, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    These offended indians makes me laugh.

    It's a joke not a dick.
    Don't take it hard.

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  74. Suck it Bitch Posted on August 28, 2019 at 4:25 am

    Filthy fucking Indians 😂😂😂😂

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  75. Rohit Shinde Posted on August 29, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    Its true. I earn decent money and still think 10 times before buying a costly shirt.

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  76. Sasuke Uchiha Posted on August 29, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    Indian weddings : Am I a joke to you?

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  77. mohammed usman Posted on August 29, 2019 at 11:36 pm

    We Indians don't spend more on for showoff's..

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  78. Mr. Ss Posted on August 31, 2019 at 10:41 am

    Not just because of India, but this dude is not at all funny. Idk y . There is much better talent in India standup comedy !

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  79. Time Lapse Posted on August 31, 2019 at 10:55 am

    It's funny to see Indian people offended in the comment section😂 chill bruh

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  80. Sabre Gamer Posted on August 31, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    Indians don't spend money extravagantly on stupid stuffs and accessories.

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  81. zeeshan safdar Posted on September 1, 2019 at 2:22 am

    His stand-up is definitely on the target. 😂😂😂

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  82. thyartismurder 512 Posted on September 1, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    That nigga almost as cheap as a jew

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  83. Ugly Posted on September 2, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    be proud to be indian

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  84. Aman A Posted on September 3, 2019 at 4:53 am

    Russell Peters should retire now. His jokes are no longer funny.

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  85. eddiefox79 Posted on September 4, 2019 at 2:35 am

    In the end, they did find a black guy in the audience to focus on..

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  86. TSBalasubbramanniam Posted on September 4, 2019 at 7:11 am

    We are economical not cheap!!

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  87. chandramohan singh Posted on September 4, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    Cheap is SMART

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  88. Hardik Naikade Posted on September 6, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    We do have Cheapest Internet service providers in the world with high speed internet.

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  89. Hardik Naikade Posted on September 6, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    Indians are so cheap one threw a BMW in River 🤷🏻‍♂️. !!!

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  90. Sw1zT1m3 Posted on September 6, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    Everybody can be cheap. But (and I am so serious when I say this) Indian people are by far, the cheapest people I have ever encountered in my life!

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  91. Najeeb Shah Posted on September 7, 2019 at 4:01 am

    Butt hurt Indians can't take a joke

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  92. Kick butoxy Posted on September 9, 2019 at 4:38 am

    Indians are easily triggered😂

    Judging by the comment section

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  93. Grant Bennett333 Posted on September 10, 2019 at 1:57 am

    Freddy mercury Queen FredsGotWingsG fredy mercury Queen Gwyeen queen of hearts was in KC and the sunshine band ..he wrote the Rocky horror picture show ..ELO dire straits Super tramp all the good songs . Freddy was the second Indian…..ie meryvinchian …I was is the first…we don't eat babies ..or wicked shit…..they hate us …bc they eat babies …my babies ..??? I meet them in the moon…

    Operation early cooker stove pipe 96 avercardo .. to rob my ..powers. …no more..

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  94. priyansh daga Posted on September 10, 2019 at 8:08 am

    How to get views? add "indian" in Ur caption 😂

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  95. Jimmy Day Posted on September 10, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    I'm Scottish, I'm so cheap I've embarrassed an Indian.

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  96. Harrison Boone Posted on September 11, 2019 at 12:47 am

    You should do a bit about how Indian people have no regard for a line…they just run to the front of a line at the bus stop with smiles on their faces hoping people will say let the poor,ignorant immigrants go ahead,,, or how they never say thank you when you hold a door open for them…or even better… how they pick their noses on busses and touch everything on the bus with their snotty hands before they get off….or… even funnier how many of them have to yell at each other in public areas because they have turbans wrapped over their ears. The jokes are endless….you're welcome…

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