September 22, 2019
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Maz Jobrani Has Been Directly Impacted By Trump’s Travel Ban


>>Stephen: HEY! WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MY NEXT GUEST IS A COMEDIAN AND ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW
SITCOM “SUPERIOR DONUTS” RIGHT HERE ON CBS. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW,
MAZ JOBRANI! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )>>THANK YOU!>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK. GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>THANKS FOR HAVING ME, MAN.>>Stephen: NOW, LET ME SEE IF
I GET THIS RIGHT — HAPPY NOROOZ.>>THE PERSIAN NEW YEAR, WHAT’S
CURRENTLY GOING ON.>>Stephen: HOW LONG DOES IT
LAST?>>THE FIRST MOMENT OF SPRING,
NEXT TUESDAY. NOROOZ MEANS NEW DAY.>>Stephen: ARE WE IN THE
SEASON OF NOROOZ NOW?>>IN THE SEASON. WOULD YOU MIND IF I TAUGHT YOU
HOW TO SAY IT IN FARSI?>>Stephen: SURE. WHAT AIM ACTUALLY SAYING?>>I’M STEPHEN, HAPPY NEW YEAR
IN PERSIAN.>>Stephen: I’LL DO MY BEST. ( MAZ SPEAK IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE,
STEPHEN TRYING TO REPEAT IT )>>WHOO! YOU GOT IT, BABY! YOU GOT IT!>>Stephen: GOT A LITTLE
SWIMMY TOWARD THE END.>>YOU GOT IT!>>Stephen: WHAT HAPPENS ON —
WHAT’S THE CELEBRATION?>>SO, IT’S BASED ON ACTUALLY
THE FIRST MONOTHEESTIC RELIGION.>>Stephen: HOW OLD ARE WE
TALKING HERE?>>A COUPLE THOUSAND YEARS.>>Stephen: AT LEAST A COUPLE
THOUSAND?>>THREE TO FOUR.>>Stephen: IT WAS FIRST? IT WAS FIRST, BEFORE
CHRISTIANITY, BEFORE ISLAM, JUDAISM. AS FAR AS I KNOW, IT WAS FIRST. THAT’S WHAT WIKIPEDIA SAYS.>>Stephen: OKAY. BUT THE NEW YEAR STARTS THE
FIRST MOMENT OF SPRING BECAUSE IT’S A NEW YEAR, AND THEY
CELEBRATE, WITHIN A TWO-WEEK PERIOD, WE CELEBRATE PRETTY MUCH
EVERYTHING WE CELEBRATE IN AMERICA OVER THE YEAR, WE DO IT
ALL IN TWO WEEKS. IT NEW YEAR, SO IT’S NEW YEAR’S
EVE. WE GIVE GIFTS BECAUSE IT’S LIKE
CHRISTMAS. WE COLOR EGGS, SO IT’S LIKE
EASTER. WITH WE GO DOOR TO DOOR FOR
TREATS, SO SORT OF LIKE HALLOWEEN.>>Stephen: DO YOU GET IN
COSTUME AND GO DOOR TO DOOR? THAT MIGHT FREAK PEOPLE UP IN
MARCH.>>NO, IT’S NOT A GOOD TIME TO
DRESS UP IN COSTUME IF YOU’RE IRANIAN. I DON’T WANT TO BE DEPORTED YET. ( LAUGHTER )
IT’S ACTUALLY INTERESTING BECAUSE YOU SEE — LIKE THE WAY
IN AMERICA, WE’VE TAKEN THESE TRADITIONS AND WE’VE PUT IT ON
STEROIDS. SO, FOR EXAMPLE, THE GIFTS THAT
WE GIVE IN THE PERSIAN NEW YEAR, MY FATHER, WHEN I WAS A KID,
WOULD SIGN A $2 BILL AND GIVE IT TO ME AND SAY, HERE YOU GO, SON,
HAPPY NEW YEAR. IN AMERICA YOU GET BIKES AND
VIDEO GAMES AND ALL KINDS OF STUFF.>>Stephen: NO CHRISTMAS FOR
YOU?>>WELL, WE DO CHRISTMAS, TOO,
NOW.>>Stephen: OH, THAT’S GOOD. I MIGHT THROW NOROOZ IN THERE SO
I DON’T GET RIPPED OFF.>>IF YOU WANT TO SAVE MONEY, DO
NOROOZ WITH YOUR KIDS. GIVE THEM $2 BILLS, SIGN IT AND
SAY, THAT’S ALL YOU GET. ( LAUGHTER )
WHO IS THE FOUNDER OF THE ZORASTERISM?>>I WOULD THINK ZORASTER?>>Stephen: IT’S YOUR HOLIDAY. I KNOW WHO FOUNDED CHRISTMAS. COCA-COLA. EXACTLY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>THE ACTUAL RELIGION, GOOD WORDS, GOOD THOUGHTS, GOOD
DEEDS, TEN YOU JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE.>>Stephen: I COULD DO THAT. AS AN IRANIAN AMERICAN, WHAT HAS
IT BEEN LIKE SINCE TRUMP HAS BEEN ELECTED? A NEW VIBE?>>IT’S BEEN GREAT. RELATIVES CAN’T COME, YOU KNOW!>>Stephen: YEAH, THAT’S
RIGHT, ONE OF THE SEVEN COUNTRIES, SIX COUNTRIES, SO
YOUR RELATIVES CAN’T VISIT FOR 120 DAYS AT LEAST AT THIS POINT. ( LAUGHTER )
>>AT FIRST THEY WERE TRYING TO SELL IT FOR THE SAFETY OF
AMERICANS. BUT NONE OF THE COUNTRIES ON THE
LIST EVER COMMITTED AN ACT OF TERRORISM IN AMERICA. THEN I SAW KELLYANNE CONWAY ON
THE NEWS. SHE GOES, IT’S JUST A LITTLE
INCONVENIENCE FOR THESE PEOPLE. SHE GOES, AFTER SEPTEMBER 11
WHEN I GOT FURTHER SCRUTINY IN THE AIRPORT, I WASN’T WORRIED. I WANTED TO SHAKE HER. I WANTED TO BE, LIKE, THERE WERE
PEOPLE WHO NEEDED MEDICAL ATTENTION WHO COULDN’T COME TO
AMERICA BECAUSE OF IT. I GOT AN EMAIL FROM A
NORWEGIAN-IRANIAN WHO WAS GOING TO COME VISIT HIS FATHER ON HIS
DEATH BED AND THEY COULDN’T COME BECAUSE TO HAVE THE BAN, THEY
TOOK AWAY HIS VISA. FAMILIES WERE BEING TORN APART
AND IT WAS REALLY UPSETTING.>>HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE? TWO, EIGHT-YEAR-OLD SON AND
SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRL.>>Stephen: HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
TO THEM ABOUT WHY THE RELATIVES CAN’T VISIT?>>IT’S INTERESTING. MY WIFE IS INDIAN SO THE KIDS
ARE JUST COLORED UP. ( LAUGHTER )
IRAN YRN-INDIAN.>>Stephen: NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT THAT BEFORE.>>YEAH. SO MY DAUGHTER WAS SCARED AND
SAID, DADDY IF TRUMP WINS, WILL WE GET KICKED OUT? I HAD TO TELL HER, NO, YOU WERE
BORN IN AMERICA, YOU WON’T BE KICKED OUT. DADDY MIGHT HAVE TO GO, BUT
WE’LL HAVE FACETIME. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: ARE YOU A CITIZEN? I AM. DID YOU GO TO THE AIRPORT
PROTESTS?>>Stephen: I DID NOT. I GOT UPSET AND WENT TO THE
AIRPORT PROTESTS. IF YOU HAVEN’T PROTESTED, IT’S
REALLY FUN.>>Stephen: I HAVE PROTESTED. I DIDN’T GO TO THAT ONE, BUT I
HAVE.>>YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE DOING
SOMETHING. WHEN YOU GO TO THE PROTESTS,
IT’S, LIKE, REAL.>>Stephen: YOU’RE THERE WITH
YOUR FRIENDS.>>YOU’RE THERE WITH YOUR
FRIENDS. I WENT TO LAX TO PROTEST, AND I
LEARNED THAT WHITE PEOPLE BORN IN AMERICA PROTEST DIFFERENTLY
THAN PEOPLE OF COLOR OR PEOPLE WHO WERE NOT BORN IN AMERICA
BECAUSE WE WENT DOWN, AND I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU. WE WENT DOWN AND WE’RE, LIKE,
PROTESTING, AND I WAS, LIKE, HERE WE COME, HERE WE GO. I FELT GOOD. THEN THE RIOT POLICE CAME OUT
AND I WAS, LIKE, OH, SNAP! ( LAUGHTER )
I WAS, LIKE, I’M JUST GOING TO GO PROTEST OVER HERE FOR A
MINUTE. I’M NOT KIDDING. THE WHITE GUYS WERE, LIKE, GET
OUT OF MY WAY, COPPER! HERE I COME! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: NOW, ON THE SERIES “SUPERIOR DONUTS,” YOU PLAY AN
IRAQI, BUT YOU’RE IRANIAN. IS THAT RACIST?>>NO, THAT’S THE BEST HOLLYWOOD
COULD DO, MAN! ( LAUGHTER )
ONE MIDDLE EASTERNER AT A TIME, MAN. ( LAUGHTER )
NO, IT’S INTERESTING BECAUSE I HAVE AN IRAQI ACCENT ON THERE —
OR ARKANS AN ARAB ACCENT. THE DIFFERENCE IS SIMILAR. WHEN IRANIANS TALK, WE TALK VERY
SLOWLY, HOW ARE YOU, STEPHEN, GOOD TO SEE YOU. HI! I AM IRANIAN! GOOD TO BE HERE! ( IN IRANIAN ACCENT )
>>Stephen: MEANWHILE — MEANWHILE, ARABS TALK VERY
FAST — ( SPEAKING VERY FAST )
>>Stephen: YOU SURE THIS ISN’T RACIST?>>I’M TELLING YA! ( APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER ) SO ARABS ARE, LIKE, ON COCAINE
AND IRANIS ARE ON HEROIN.>>Stephen: COULDN’T BE NICER. YES.>>Stephen: “SUPERIOR DONUTS”
AIRS MONDAY NIGHTS 9:00 ON CBS! MAZ JOBRANI, EVERYBODY!

Otis Rodgers

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100 COMMENTS

  1. RENATA CANTORE GROSS Posted on January 3, 2018 at 6:42 am

    Baha'is celebrate Naw Ruz too.

    Reply
  2. Qxeen of Hearts Posted on January 3, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    It isn't racist because middle easterners can do that to each other 🤣

    Reply
  3. NYC 42 Posted on January 3, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    Love this guy! So funny!

    Reply
  4. Brandon Wei Posted on January 3, 2018 at 3:59 pm

    lmao his reaction at the airport when the riot police came is EXACTLY how I reacted when the NYPD came in full gear at JFK.

    Reply
  5. ShuffMomo Posted on January 4, 2018 at 6:46 am

    I'm in stitches i laughed so hard

    Reply
  6. Alex Posted on January 5, 2018 at 12:32 am

    Awesome Maz, Greetings from Japan!

    Reply
  7. Janet Steinman Posted on January 7, 2018 at 3:24 am

    He is a very funny man

    Reply
  8. Ila Gupta Posted on January 8, 2018 at 2:22 am

    What's going on with Stephen? He looks like he has no energy or interest for this guest. Or there is some other issue, who knows.

    Reply
  9. Sam Persia Posted on January 13, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    It’s 3500BC

    Reply
  10. Sam Persia Posted on January 13, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    Oh the Statue of Liberty of USA, that’s the Persian sun goddess Mitra who lived 1500bc

    Reply
  11. Steve Wipix Posted on January 15, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    Islam is the first monotheistic religion,
    this guy is stupid and have no knowledge!

    Reply
  12. safi thelusma Posted on February 2, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    I don't like the host he is rushing the subjects he plans and he didn't do the conversation with the guy tsk

    Reply
  13. RITA Posted on February 5, 2018 at 5:23 am

    love him…maz is better than russel Peters…

    Reply
  14. Alireza Vaziri Posted on February 6, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    You the best Maziar .

    Reply
  15. isabel Tocino Posted on February 14, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    This is cool….I know Iranian Christmas ..cause my employers are Iranian. ..and they really good people

    Reply
  16. Beasty_ Night Posted on February 15, 2018 at 3:09 am

    Islam is first just saying

    Reply
  17. Me TV Posted on February 18, 2018 at 9:49 am

    vietnamese are on coke and koreans are on heroion

    Reply
  18. Ziba 2016 Posted on March 3, 2018 at 9:34 am

    😄😄😄😄😄😄👍👍👍👍👍😃😃😃😃😃

    Reply
  19. Ali Samii Posted on March 22, 2018 at 4:25 am

    Eyde shoma mobaarak !

    Reply
  20. Wikoli-Kulolo Niele-Kapalama Posted on March 31, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    I love this guy!! So funny!! I'm learning a lot from him about the Middle Eastern cultures and the difference between each country! But I also have a Moroccan friend who educate me so it's all good!
    A fan from Hawai'i

    Reply
  21. Venkatesh AR Posted on May 14, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    CV cc I in I in 8888.

    Reply
  22. shabnam jafari Posted on May 18, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    that was awesome

    Reply
  23. bita farahmand Posted on May 26, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    The late show with Stephen Colbert is one of my favorite shows and I’m Iranian so this was so much fun to watch!

    Reply
  24. Lilly A Posted on May 26, 2018 at 10:00 pm

    Omg his smileeeeeeeee makes me happyyy

    Reply
  25. Lilly A Posted on May 26, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    “R u sure this isn’t racist”
    It’s really not

    Reply
  26. blade walker Posted on May 28, 2018 at 4:44 am

    من استیون هستم ، عید شما مبارک 😂
    ممنون استیون🤣

    Reply
  27. David Claytor Posted on June 19, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Stephen's first question for every guest: "so what do you think about Trump?"
    Zoologist brings an exotic parrot: "so, what do you think about what Trump is doing to the rain forests?"

    Reply
  28. moe joe Posted on June 21, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    see i am muslim shia and i love christmas .my favorite thing in christmas when i buy gifts give them to my white canadian friends and here is the best part ;their faces turn in to lovely faces with cute smile looks like my kids when i tell them we going to visit a relative or going out ,I enjoy it .that's why i recommend to all my muslims brother to participate in christmas and give gifts to your white friends you will see the best smile and love try it guys.

    Reply
  29. Shaker Jeffrey Posted on June 29, 2018 at 9:12 pm

    Its not a first religion, Yazidism is the first religion , bcs Yazidism is 7000 years old , and Zaradistianism was part of Yazidism but got separated …
    Just for his info Newroz is for Kurdism and , kurds were made like this, Muslims committed 74 Genocides against Yazidis for being Non-Muslim religion in middle east, and they abducted Yazidi women and girls as sex slaves , Yazidi language is Kurmanji and Turkish soldiers were muslims who raped Yazidi women and girls, their babies were from a muslims fathers and Yazidi mothers, and thats how Kurds are in the world this days.. this all happened after Islam got recovered

    Reply
  30. Lex Res Mark Sacay Posted on July 8, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    Highly underrated comedian

    Reply
  31. Gloria Mutoni Posted on July 13, 2018 at 4:33 am

    Stephen was cringing "you're sure this is not racist?"..lol

    Reply
  32. ugo excel Posted on July 13, 2018 at 9:56 am

    Oh Maz!!!😂Arabs on cocaine, Iranians on heroin.omg🤣🤣🤣😅

    Reply
  33. jon snow Posted on July 27, 2018 at 6:23 am

    Luv from iran 😍😍😍

    Reply
  34. Nesli Khan Posted on July 31, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    I know who found Christmas ..
    ……
    Coca Cola
    😂😂

    Reply
  35. A Monbebe trying to keep it real Posted on August 4, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    Why they play this shit music?
    They play this type of musics in Priyanka's time too 😑

    Reply
  36. Niaz Shah Posted on August 12, 2018 at 10:02 pm

    Newroz is not persian new year, it's kurdish new year … or iranian new year … NOT PERSIAN NEW YEAR .

    Reply
  37. deniz masnabadi Posted on August 24, 2018 at 11:45 pm

    Iranian are not terorists ….
    Theyre kind pepole …. 😔😔😔😔

    Reply
  38. Dean Estandian Posted on August 29, 2018 at 2:09 am

    Pretty sure thats Andy Samberg

    Reply
  39. Nouf Posted on September 9, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    As an Arab, this was not offensive or racist. We see the humor in that. This notion of "culture appropriation" is mostly a US notion – please don't let that into comedy, especially stand-up. It would be the death of comedy. Not everything should be offensive or triggering – find the humor in things and lighten up 🙂 The world doesn't need more hatred and "us vs. them". We all love to laugh, so let's just laugh.

    Reply
  40. Arman Ghaznavi Posted on September 17, 2018 at 5:44 am

    OMG Maz is damn fucking funny 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    Reply
  41. Di Vepets Posted on September 24, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    All these idiot Muslim libtards like this fucker right here. We Iranians support Trump. Fuck Islam, fuck the Arab ideology, and fuck traitors like Maziyar Jobrani. You should be banned from Iran once we get our country back.

    Don't delete this if you have balls, I dare you.

    Reply
  42. fitness motivation fitness motivation Posted on September 26, 2018 at 10:48 am

    Weird … How these talk shows are not hating on OBAMA !!!!! THEY WERE ALL AFRAID OF BEING RACIST!!!! NOW THEY ALL SOUND LIKE THE IRAN PRESIDENT !!!!!
    #MAGA PRESIDENT TRUMP 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  43. Marjorie Wheatley Posted on September 28, 2018 at 1:14 am

    Maz Jobrani rocks! Funniest stand up ever!!

    Reply
  44. Jimmy JAMES Posted on October 1, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    So at what point do we really care? He banned 7 or 8 muslim countries, not all, and hasn't banned the largest ones like Egypt. So does anyone really care about whether or not Iran was banned? The ban is a way to keep the wrong people out of America who do not need to be here. Once the threat from those countries have subsided the ban will be lifted. So all the people in the audience and those sitting at home could care less about how this guest has been directly or indirectly affected. Prove me wrong.

    Reply
  45. Hisame Artwork Posted on October 20, 2018 at 7:47 pm

    shuberek? I like that XD

    Reply
  46. Darshan Posted on November 7, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Parsi? They are the most successful people here in india.
    I know they are zorostrians but all their names and the way they live is more hindu

    Reply
  47. Lyfé Wisdom Posted on November 8, 2018 at 2:27 am

    Correction: hinduism is the oldest. Zoroastrianism came subsequently but not long after hinduism.

    Reply
  48. Z Ali Posted on December 10, 2018 at 6:31 am

    1:19 Way to go, Stephen!!!

    Reply
  49. Ivan Rozin Posted on December 27, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    The ban, which I support, is because of the ideology and policies of the Islamist government of Iran. Simple people have to suffer if political relationships are bad… but hardly Trump carries the blame for that.

    Reply
  50. Bunni Armani Posted on December 28, 2018 at 2:36 am

    OMG he is so right about Arabs talking fast. I know Lebanese don't consider themselves Arab, but I just gotta say, not only do they talk fast, but they are loud! I mean loud! And I think if you tied their hands together, they wouldn't be able to talk at all! Just an observation.

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  51. All out war Posted on December 29, 2018 at 8:09 am

    Ya ya…I have heard that Iranian indian children are Blue in colour. .Just like that women from X man. .

    Reply
  52. Ejaaz Ahmed Posted on January 1, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    Iranian is similar to Assamese in so many ways. It's very interesting.

    Reply
  53. Shahin Tajeri Posted on January 2, 2019 at 10:59 am

    9 out of 10 iranians outside of iran aren't even muslim to even begin with islamic extremism.

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  54. Nasratullah Amani Posted on January 5, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    we celebrate 3 days only
    EID is 3 days not 2 weeks

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  55. Research0digo Posted on January 6, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    I think his young daughter picked out his cuff links. 😀 (Stephen knew Zoroastrianism is way older than other monotheistic religions, that was the way they segued into the subject without the audience feeling they were being 'taught'.)

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  56. Research0digo Posted on January 6, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    @3:38 Ahura Mazda

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  57. Research0digo Posted on January 6, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    @3:50 – the modern Santa face, clothes came from a CocaCola ad.

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  58. Sandernista Posted on January 7, 2019 at 5:53 am

    On new years they say death to America and light up fireworks

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  59. IVERTY Posted on January 19, 2019 at 9:43 am

    Hinduism was the first religion and second is zoroastrianism

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  60. Srikanth A Posted on January 19, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    Thanks a ton india , India protected Zoroastrians still they live in India

    Reply
  61. Rajat Makwana Posted on January 23, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    It's maz who ran the show

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  62. Otaku iq Posted on January 25, 2019 at 6:18 am

    Happy newroz is a Kurdish not Persian

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  63. cyan pepper Posted on January 27, 2019 at 4:59 am

    I am not originally from Iran, but my parents were working in Tehran when I was born. I have zero connection with the country, but my parents learnt the language and taught me about it's culture, poetry, food. IRAN & PERSIA as a whole has one of the most sophisticated cultures in our present day world. It is one often of the most beautiful languages ( subjective, I know ). It is so beautiful that it express Philosophy, Science & the Arts in the most fluid & precise manner. Its food… even its peasant cuisine is most regal. AND, let's not get started on Persian ancient history. Much much respect. Khoda-hafez.

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  64. Vivir Intencional Posted on March 2, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Love you Maz! So proud of you!

    Reply
  65. Arif Zainal Posted on March 21, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    Iranians speak Farsi or Persian?

    Reply
  66. Vladmir Putin Posted on April 6, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Hindus : Are we a joke to You ?

    Reply
  67. Michael Leister Posted on April 7, 2019 at 8:58 am

    Colbert is a tosser!

    Reply
  68. Elijah cesspoole Posted on April 9, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    TRump 2020 The greatest president in u.s. history.

    Reply
  69. zafran iisq Posted on April 18, 2019 at 4:28 am

    Don’t you think that this guy look similar to Andy Samberg? the way he talk too

    Reply
  70. Savio Nicht Posted on April 18, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Eid e Shoma mobarak

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  71. Savio Nicht Posted on April 18, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Zorastrianism predates Christianity by about a 1000 years.

    Reply
  72. warnings X Posted on April 20, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    In many ways not much has changed! In a way, in Iran they always had: link to source
    A Hand Kiss-ee and the Hand Kissers Hand Kissing, Foot Kissing and Ass Kissing
    are old Iranian Traditions! Sometimes the Ass Kissers get so involved in the act and
    they get their heads so far up in Ass Kiss-ee’s ass that the Ass Kiss-ee assumes that
    he has developed hemorrhoids or even intestinal polyps!

    Reply
  73. Jose Sanchez Posted on May 2, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    "You sure this isn't racist" Lol I died lol

    Reply
  74. dzlove Posted on May 4, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    Half of that wish at the beginning is actually in Arabic. This guy is awesome.

    Reply
  75. Ni Blue Posted on May 14, 2019 at 4:28 am

    He’s Persian and he said it wrong… it’s not Eid it’s nawroz

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  76. Ali Akhtari Posted on May 18, 2019 at 12:52 am

    Maz asheghetammmmmm😍

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  77. debbrota chatterjee Posted on June 1, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    Farsi is the most beautiful language I’ve ever heard! They are absolutely friendly and warm. Such amazing people they are.

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  78. Oxaan Roudbaraki Posted on June 2, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    In fact Zoroastrianism was a Henotheist religion however it kinda is the father of monotheistic religions and gave birth to them and also the modern Zoroastrianism is kinda a monotheistic religion so it has changed over the time but it was started as a Henotheism because it had to merge the old Iranian beliefs before zoroastrianism such as Mithraism and Iranian Paganism and bring it into Zoroastrianism so the chose Urmazd (Ahuramazda) as the main god of Zoroastrianism and kept all the pagan iranian gods as other deities.

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  79. menace _is Posted on June 2, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    Thats not true😂😂

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  80. brian buttacavoli Posted on June 5, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    …and then the riot police came out. O snap! I'm just going to protest over here….lol

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  81. navkirat sandhu Posted on June 10, 2019 at 11:33 am

    moborak means conguratlation india uses same word

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  82. tjkooks Posted on June 13, 2019 at 3:45 am

    Man I just love you both. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    Reply
  83. Dan. Layeghi Posted on June 16, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    It is so funny seeing Steven speaking farsi 😂

    Reply
  84. alex haddad Posted on June 25, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    Just to correct your info stupid… Cola found the Santa Clause concept during Christmas. It had nothing to do with the fiest itself.
    Whos more stupider than you 2 are the people there at the studio.
    Stupid Americans…

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  85. dart veder Posted on June 27, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    As a tajik from Russia i was surprised seeing Stephen talking my language
    Glad to see that there are iranians in the US representing our common culture
    Dorod bo hama mardome forsizabone donya

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  86. George Carter Posted on July 3, 2019 at 10:24 am

    This guy is wonderful !

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  87. UFOlici Posted on July 6, 2019 at 7:26 am

    now i realized how IDIOT is Steve Colbert or is made by the CODEof ETHICS inside CORPORATION..to ask if this is racism or not…oh my god!!! You are in the USA and you are afraid of this?? You auto-censorship is worst than in IRAN! how stupid to self-censorship your freedom of speech in the USA!!! you play with your freedom like is nothing…you did not FIGHT of this! USA little sissies!

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  88. Hoda Haddad Posted on July 9, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Hey dear Stephan love u n tnx for having amazing maz jobrani 🌷

    Reply
  89. peacelife Posted on July 10, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    Love him haha

    Reply
  90. Arezo Etemadi Posted on July 13, 2019 at 6:42 am

    I love Americans except Trump and his friends Iam a Iranian girl🤗🌹🏵️💮🌻🌼🌷🌸💐

    Reply
  91. Ali Posted on July 13, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    Jesus did not found Christmas. That was a holiday that was invented by the Romans and they lied! Jesus was more accurately born in June and they didn't celebrate Christmas in England in medieval Europe. Stephen Colbert is wrong. Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus or Jews or Ancient Israel.

    Reply
  92. Peter CS Posted on July 18, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    love this guy, his age does not effect his body… i wish i could stay slim like him 🙂

    Reply
  93. Hoda Haddad Posted on July 25, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    Joonam be mazeh aziz joonam be parsi joonam be irani💕🌷

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  94. Sasa bahman saralani Posted on July 26, 2019 at 9:26 am

    Estephen

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  95. Shravan Singh Posted on July 28, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    Hinduism is the oldest religion bro..

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  96. Sam Chatterjee Posted on August 1, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    you are a great man Maz. Just want to let you know Christianity is not about good deeds. We believe faith and good deeds both are important.Jesus created the universe and He was from the very beginning. Christianity is way more than a religion. Even Jesus was born Jew and in the middle east.Take care and God bless

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  97. hoshang wadia Posted on August 18, 2019 at 8:40 am

    Thank you maz for acknowledging your Zoroastrian roots, it makes us very proud.

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  98. M Viv Posted on August 23, 2019 at 7:06 am

    He is a Parsi and knows nothing about zoroastranism, while I am a Indian Hindu and can tell him everything about parsis. Its taught in our schools.

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