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Michael Scotts School of Management – The Office US


(MICHAEL) Here, I want you to take a card. Put it on your fore… don’t look at the card. I want you to take a card, and I want you to put it on your forehead and… Take a card. Take a card, any card. And I want you to treat other people like the race that is on their forehead. Okay, so everybody has a different race. Nobody knows what their race is. So I want you to really go for it, cuz this is real, you know. This isn’t just an exercise. This is real life and I… have a dream, that you will really let the sparks fly. Get er’ done! There’s this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King tend to be more violent. I’m not gonna do it, but it’s… Ooh, this is a good one. (PAM) Hi, how are you? (STANLEY) Fine. How are you? (PAM) Great. Um… (STANLEY) I admire your culture success in America. (PAM) Thank you. (MICHAEL) Good. Bom-bom-bom-bom, bom-bom-bom. (whispering) Come on! Olympics of Suffering right here! Slavey vs. the Holocaust! Come on. (STANLEY) Who am I supposed to be? (MICHAEL) No, no, well that… That was inadvertent. We didn’t actually plan that. (DWIGHT) Lots of cultures eat rice. Doesn’t help me. Shalom. I’d like to apply for a loan. (PAM) That’s nice, Dwight. (DWIGHT) Okay, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick. (PAM) Okay, I like your food. (DWIGHT) Outback Steakhouse! I’m Australian, mate! (MICHAEL) Pam, come on. “I like your food?” Come on, stir the pot. Stir the melting-pot, Pam. Let’s do it. Let’s get ugly. Let’s get real. (PAM) Okay. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver. (DWIGHT) Oh, man! Am I a woman? (KEVIN) Hey. (ANGELA) Hey. (KEVIN) You want to go to the beach? (ANGELA) Sure. (KEVIN) You want to get high? (ANGELA) No. (KEVIN) I think you do, mon. (ANGELA) Stop it. (MICHAEL) Okay. All right. No, that’s good. It just.. You need to push it, you know, you could go a little bit further. All right, okay. (in stereotypical Indian accent) Kelly, how are you? (KELLY) I just had the longest meeting ever. (MICHAEL; still in accent) Oh! Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some gookie cookie? Well, I have some very delicious gookie cookie! Only 99 cents, plus tax! Try my gookie cookie! Try my gookie cookie! Try my gookie cookie! Try my… All right, all right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! (in painful voice) Now she knows what it’s like to be a minority!

Otis Rodgers

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100 COMMENTS

  1. Mr. pebbles Posted on August 10, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    I don't think she wants to try your cookie cookie Michael.

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  2. SuperMarioJordenFilms Posted on August 10, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    2:28, 2:30 Steve Carell definitely sounds like Gru!

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  3. Zavier Manalo Posted on August 12, 2019 at 12:24 am

    aww man am i woman

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  4. sushi roll Posted on August 12, 2019 at 3:14 am

    I think you do mon.

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  5. kimberly Posted on August 14, 2019 at 4:56 am

    “Shalom, I’d liked to apply for a loan” 😂😂😂😂

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  6. moshal alajaily Posted on August 17, 2019 at 12:28 am

    Shalom. I'd like to apply for a loan. LOL can't stop laughing on that, it's in my head all-day.

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  7. Yasser Arafat Abedin Posted on August 18, 2019 at 4:23 am

    2:16

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  8. Not A Crook Posted on August 18, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    Is that gru?

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  9. Nightowl333 Posted on August 19, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    First season sucked, BUT 2:30 is maybe the funniest moment in the entire series LOL

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  10. ReesZzz Posted on August 21, 2019 at 12:53 am

    Nobody knows what their race is

    ”BLACK”

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  11. Justin Kime Posted on August 21, 2019 at 7:52 am

    One of the best, if not the very best, scenes of all time!!

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  12. D Jackson Posted on August 22, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    “Try my GoOkie CooKiE! TrY My-“
    😯😯

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  13. Alex Holt Posted on August 24, 2019 at 2:52 am

    As man am I women

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  14. The David Posted on August 24, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    Is Italian a ….race?

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  15. drServitis Posted on August 25, 2019 at 5:25 am

    TRY MY GOOGIE GOOGIE.
    That's what she said!

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  16. BrickmanYT Posted on August 25, 2019 at 9:24 am

    2:26 Michael voiced Gru

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  17. SpeedySkip Posted on August 25, 2019 at 10:41 am

    I’d love to see the multiple feminists who hate on Rainn Wilson

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  18. Aran Sonnad-Joshi Posted on August 25, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    Michael's Indian accent makes him sound like Gru.

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  19. Cat Girl Posted on August 25, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    oh man am I woman!

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  20. Yep Sidoodles Posted on August 25, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    Whispers
    “I think you do mon”

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  21. Just A Commenter Posted on August 27, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Gookie cookie

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  22. Kersensaus Posted on August 28, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    Tryy my cooncie cooncie

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  23. Mario Escobar Posted on August 28, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    man watching this drunk, seems very logic, understandable and progressive.

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  24. vignesh krishnamurthy Posted on August 29, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    not sure why kelly is so offended, she literally uses her race to advance her own agenda

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  25. Saiteja Prattipati Posted on August 29, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    i'm an Indian but i didn't understand what Michael was saying to Kelly. anyone can help?

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  26. Mario4life Posted on August 30, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    I t h i n k y o u d o m o n

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  27. Dennis W. Mueller Posted on August 30, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    He's saying cookie cookie not gookie cookie. That's the closed captioning getting wrong.

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  28. KidJV Posted on August 31, 2019 at 11:57 am

    i dont understand american humor..
    mind your language that one i like

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  29. Mimi P Posted on August 31, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    "shalom, I'd like to apply for a loan" lol!!

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  30. Ben U Posted on September 1, 2019 at 2:26 am

    I love how Angela gives Pam a dirty look when she has a jewish sign.

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  31. Pipa Obala Posted on September 1, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Since when is Italian, Jamaican, Jewish …. race?
    Ok black I understand.

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  32. PedloProductions Posted on September 1, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    I think ya do mon! My sides are in fucking orbit

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  33. Itty Bitty Animates Posted on September 2, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    Y'wanna go to the beach?
    Yeah
    Do ya wanna get high?
    No
    I think you do monn

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  34. Brad Veas Posted on September 3, 2019 at 1:29 am

    1:09 that face xdxd

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  35. Liberté Egalité Fraternité Posted on September 3, 2019 at 4:27 am

    Starbucks training video.

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  36. Sebastián Grijalva Posted on September 3, 2019 at 5:21 am

    AWWW MAM AM I A WOMAN?

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  37. M A Spencer Posted on September 3, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    "I like your food" is my new favorite pickup line

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  38. Lion music channel Posted on September 4, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    Ma vaffanculo

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  39. 로제 Posted on September 4, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    when kevin just gently goes, "i think ya do man." it kills me lmao

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  40. ObeMore Posted on September 4, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    Try my gookie gookie! I hate indians lol

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  41. curb Posted on September 5, 2019 at 12:35 am

    Is nobody gonna talk about how much Kelly changed throughout the show? Like she was just a normal girl in the first season and then becomes a talking idiotic shopping obsessed girl that just annoyed me

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  42. Shannon Posted on September 5, 2019 at 12:36 am

    Slit says uh man am I a woman

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  43. KLVZ Posted on September 5, 2019 at 9:43 am

    TRY MY GOOKIE COOKIE

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  44. SlimeafulLife 22 Posted on September 6, 2019 at 12:35 am

    “Aw man am I a woman?” And this is why I love Dwight

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  45. Informer.p0p Posted on September 6, 2019 at 3:29 am

    I’d ask Kevin; “Do you want to switch sides”

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  46. tristan Posted on September 6, 2019 at 4:05 am

    i t h i n k y o u d o m o n

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  47. Toluwani Posted on September 6, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    “ quote from the video “
    * over action in bold or italics

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  48. Cameron Posted on September 6, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    It seriously doesn't get better than this. Pure comedy

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  49. LIL HONEYBUN Posted on September 6, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    These are one of the scenes where i wish I could erase from memory and see it again 😭

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  50. FallOnItYo Posted on September 6, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    Am I the only one that would wanna rail Angela?

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  51. brian lash Posted on September 7, 2019 at 12:02 am

    kevin you cheated

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  52. That Daft Gamer Posted on September 7, 2019 at 12:41 am

    You wanna get high?
    No.
    I tHiNk Ya Do MoN

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  53. Ronard Paña Posted on September 7, 2019 at 11:28 am

    Dwight with "Asian" on his forehead: "Lots of culture that eat rice. Doesn't help me."

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  54. Vashuni 129 Posted on September 7, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    "Ah man am I a woman!?"

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  55. dragonslayer 22 Posted on September 7, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    I think u do mon

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  56. Ronard Paña Posted on September 8, 2019 at 4:58 am

    1% battery remaining, I choose this.

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  57. Brezza D'Estate Posted on September 8, 2019 at 5:20 am

    I saw this when it originally aired on network television in what was either 2002 or 2003. I had just started a corporate job two years earlier- (I'm still at the same company in 2019 :/) and this bit just killed me. I literally was rolling on my living room floor laughing and in tears.

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  58. MaQuGo119 Posted on September 8, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    Try shitting in the loo

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  59. T57 Posted on September 8, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    I was having a bad day, but now I’m laughing a river

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  60. Haitam Chouiekh Posted on September 9, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    I hate how people consider Jewish to be a race. It's a religion.

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  61. Sabrina Marie Posted on September 9, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Pam : okay, I like your food
    Dwight: Outback Steakhouse! I'm Australian, mate!

    Lmfao 😂 hes Asian

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  62. The Alpha Matt Posted on September 10, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    She slapped mlk, legendary

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  63. Tommy Davis Posted on September 11, 2019 at 3:14 am

    This bit would ssoooo much better if it didn’t have Season 1 Michael

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  64. MarkThisWayAfter Posted on September 11, 2019 at 11:03 am

    Idk what Pam is talking about because Asians really are terrible drivers.

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  65. Hàm Mặt Răng Posted on September 12, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    So Gru's accent is stereotypical Indian accent??? I've been wondering 'bout this since Despicable me 1!

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  66. KJ AK Posted on September 12, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    I saw this scene on Instagram and I decided that I wanted to watch this show. Thats how I ended up watching this show.

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  67. Riko Saikawa Posted on September 13, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    try my gookie cookie

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  68. Ricardo Hernández Posted on September 14, 2019 at 7:11 am

    I like how Michael thinks italians and jews are races

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  69. Zeldris Posted on September 14, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    Olympics of suffering right here! SLAVERY VERSUS HOLOCAUST! Come on.

    Jesus Christ: …

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  70. Noah Grunburg Posted on September 15, 2019 at 5:08 am

    Michael: welcome to my convenience store try my cookie cookie, Try my cookie cookie
    Gets slapped

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  71. Route 77 Productions Posted on September 16, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    In this day and age this episode would never be aired or would have a ton of controversy from many offended people.

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  72. AlbertBlackout Posted on September 17, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    Back when the writers didn’t know Kelly was an airhead

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  73. rudy nosa Posted on September 17, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    Stanley's blank blinking is too much

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  74. Tahsin Tasnim Posted on September 19, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    The Olympics of suffering

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  75. Zeke Thomas Posted on September 20, 2019 at 1:16 am

    Outback steakhouse. I'm Australian, mate!

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  76. Sushant Kamble Posted on September 20, 2019 at 4:27 am

    I think you do, mon.

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  77. Haley Thomas Posted on September 20, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    I remember Steve Carrell was asked one time how he would feel about continuing The Office today and he said that he would love to do that but two things come into play: 1.) When shows continue years later it sucks and never gets the same recognition as it does originally and 2.) The jokes (like this) are considered too “problematic” now a days and people are WAY too sensitive now. Unfortunately, I’d have to agree. If a show made these same jokes now it would get tons of backlash.

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  78. mycoolboo1 Posted on September 20, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    “Slavery vs the holocaust.”
    Even though the joke was funny, when you really think about it slavery in America lasted for over 200 years and during that time most slaves were treated worse than dogs. they were beaten for the smallest thing, both man, woman (and probably children) were sexually assaulted, and they were killed in cold blood if they tried to stand up for themselves. They didn’t have rights so just think about how easy it would be for a pedophile to buy some kid slaves and do whatever they liked with them.

    I’m not saying that the holocaust wasn’t a horrible event, I’m just saying that slavery was a lot worse when you think about how many people were killed, tortured (and maybe experimented on) for over 200 years.

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  79. Big boy Beilly Posted on September 21, 2019 at 3:27 am

    No wonder why it was weird when she acted all picky and shit in season 2…..

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  80. Santiago Posted on September 21, 2019 at 7:55 am

    Lord my ribs hurt from laughing so hard at this

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  81. Santiago Posted on September 21, 2019 at 7:56 am

    Stanley NO😭😭😭😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

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  82. Santiago Posted on September 21, 2019 at 7:58 am

    I think you do mon

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  83. Ethan Radd Posted on September 21, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Angela with her "JAMAICAN" sign looks hilarious

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  84. Ben Felden Posted on September 22, 2019 at 7:53 am

    “Lots of cultures eat rice. That doesn’t help me.” 😂

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  85. TANMAY Posted on September 22, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    Would you like some gugi gugi?

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  86. Trinity Livingston Posted on September 22, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    Michael Michael Michael!

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  87. Phil Hartmann Posted on September 22, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    Michael Scott predicted the race bending of magneto in 2019

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  88. DeepCupsChan119 Posted on September 22, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    It’s umm racists accent

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  89. SpOoKy.Stardust. OwO Posted on September 22, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    “🚨 Racist alert 🚨 code red 🚨”

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  90. sebces Posted on September 23, 2019 at 10:04 am

    Now she knows what it’s like to be a minority!

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  91. Captain Philippines Posted on September 23, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    2:17 Oh My God it’s Gru hahahahaha

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  92. Plainsauce Films Posted on September 24, 2019 at 12:38 am

    *outback steakhouse! I'm Australian mate"

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  93. Ultra Instinct V Posted on September 24, 2019 at 2:41 am

    Different ethnicities, not race

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  94. robert rolfe Posted on September 24, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    To be honest that was stupid as fuck.wrong in many levels.i understand tv shows rans out of im content but do you have to fall this low.i have never in my life seen something this stupid and so low.

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