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Rachel Bloom – The Hunt For Adolf Eichmann – Drunk History


– Hello. [snorts softly]
I’m Rachel Bloom, and today we’re gonna talk
about the capture… of Adolf Eichmann. So Israel’s established
in 1948, and Israel’s like,
okay, we need our own CIA. And so they form the Mossad,
and David Ben-Gurion, who’s the prime minister,
is like, I’m going to appoint you, Isser Harel,
to be head of Mossad. And Isser Harel is like,
awesome. We’re gonna hunt down
Nazi war criminals, ’cause there are
a lot of Nazis still, like, chilling. And the guy at the top
of their list is Adolf Eichmann, who literally planned
the Holocaust. So Isser Harel is like, let’s nail this [bleep]
mother[bleep] to the wall like a
[bleep] moose who’s been hunted. Meanwhile, Adolf Eichmann
is living in Argentina, making, like, a new alias.
And he’s like… [in German accent]
Hmm, what’s an Argentinean-sounding name? Oh, I know: Ricardo Clement. Good job, Adolf–
I mean, Ricardo. Wink.
However, his kids, who were there with him,
they’re like, well, I’m really attached
to Eichmann. It’s, like, in all
my yearbooks. Like, I’m just gonna–
I’m gonna–I’m gonna keep it. So, the Eichmann kids
are [bleep] stupid. – [chuckling] – [laughing] Okay, so… in the 1950s, Eichmann’s son,
Klaus, starts dating this very nice girl, Sylvia. And when she’s like,
Daddy, I’m dating, like, the best guy.
His name is Klaus Eichmann. And he’s like, that’s weird. My dog loves licking
her [bleep]. – [laughs]
– My dog licks her vagina more than any dog.
– That’s cool. – Anyway, so Sylvia’s father,
Lothar Hermann, is like,
huh, Eichmann, Eichmann… [in German accent]
Where have I heard that name? [dramatic percussive music] And so, Lothar tips off
the Mossad. And he’s like,
my daughter’s dating a guy named Klaus Eichmann.
Like, this might be Adolf Eichmann–
and this might be the son of Adolf Eichmann. And the Mossad is like, we need to check this guy out. And so, they send operatives
to Argentina, all of whom
are Holocaust survivors. And they’re like, you need to
take pictures of Eichmann to make sure this is Eichmann,
so that we’re not just, like, capturing some poor
Argentinean dude. – Smart. – Okay, so… – [chuckles]
– No! – What are you looking for? – My water went
under the couch. – I got you. You got it?
– Thanks, friend. – Mm-hmm. – So, they send a guy, who just kind of
walks up to him while he’s gardening,
and they’re like, tell us how you garden.
And he’s like, well…
and he, like, starts to explain gardening to them. And the whole time, they have a suitcase that has,
like, a spy camera in it, so they’re like…
[imitates camera clicking] And he’s like,
what’s that sound? They’re like, nothing. So they send the pictures back to Israel,
and the Mossad is like, dudes, this is Eichmann.
Let’s get him there. But Harel’s like, whoa. Argentina is really bad…
– Mm-hmm. – About extraditing Nazis. They, like, don’t give a shit
for some reason. I don’t know why.
I don’t know why! But they’re just bad about it. And he tells Zvi Aharoni, if we’re gonna capture
Adolf Eichmann, we’re gonna have to–
we’re gonna have to, like, full-on kidnap him. Like-like a kid
on a milk carton. We’re gonna have
to milk-carton Adolf Eichmann. – Mm.
– So… the four operatives, um… they go to Argentina–
it’s weird to tell a story about Nazis and be so cozy. – [chuckles]
– Anyway, they park a deserted car to lure Eichmann. And they’re like, okay guys, so…to distract ourselves we need to come up
with a group name. How about…
“The Kidnapping Friends”? And one of them’s like,
no, I don’t–I– okay, if we’re gonna come up
with names, now’s not the time to do it–
but if we’re going to, I think it should be called
“The Abduction Posse.” And another one’s like,
no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, how about,
I don’t know, “The Snatch Squad?” And they’re like,
Snatch Squad! And just then, that’s when
Eichmann walks down the road. And they’re like,
uh, our car is broken down. [suspenseful music] Psych! It’s not! And they tackle Eichmann. They just, like, full-on, like, bum-rush Eichmann. And they get him in the car, and my dog continues
to lick her own [bleep]. – I’ll be dogged. I wanna do the rest of the story
lying down. – You do it.
You do what you– you do it the way you want.
– So, they bring him to a safe house,
and then they try to question him to make sure
it’s Adolf Eichmann living in Germany–
Ar-Argentina. And Eichmann’s like, hola.
[laughs] Me llamo Ricardo Clement. [laughing] Like, he’s
pretending to be Argentinean. They’re just like,
clearly not. You are a pasty white
German dude. And finally,
he drops all the shit, and he’s like, all right,
I’m Adolf Eichmann. Can I get a glass of wine? And they’re like, okay,
there is a plane leaving from Buenos Aires to Israel. How do we sneak Eichmann
onto this plane? So May 20, 1960,
they sedate Adolf Eichmann, they dress him up
as an El Al flight attendant– which is the Israeli airline– and they literally, like,
drag him to the airport. Like, full-on
“Weekend At Bernie’s”-ing the orchestrator of, like,
the worst thing that’s ever happened
in their lives, and just being like,
hey, I’m tired. Hello, I’m an
El Al flight attendant. And they’re
literally carrying him like, onto the plane. I mean, like,
the story’s [bleep] insane. So they get him to Israel, and they put
Eichmann on trial. And he’s convicted,
and…he’s hung outside of Tel Aviv.
– Wow. – And the guys
who captured him are like, look, f… far be it for we
to celebrate death, but also, um, [bleep] yeah. – [bleep] the Nazis.
– [bleep] the Nazis, man. I’m alive.
I’m 97.4 Ashkenazi.

Otis Rodgers

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100 COMMENTS

  1. Kawaii Elephant777 Posted on June 7, 2019 at 6:18 am

    I just saw Adolf and thought it was Hitler.

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  2. The Geek Monster Posted on June 12, 2019 at 12:53 am

    gasp Weird Al! <3 Automatic win.

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  3. AJ Mata Posted on June 12, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    “Clearly not you’re a pasty white German dude” you do realize that Argentina is whiter than the US right?

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  4. hudsontoo1212 Posted on June 17, 2019 at 1:54 am

    Kudos to Mossad for tracking down nazis, the Olympics and some other stuff. They can suck a big dick for what they’ve done to the world otherwise.

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  5. Fastest Man Alive Posted on June 17, 2019 at 9:41 am

    God bless both Israel and this hilarious show!

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  6. olivia nora Posted on June 17, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    My dog also loves to lick herself 😉 and humps everything. My male dog does none of these things, just her 🤷‍♀️. Do I yell at her? Nope I encourage her. Everyone should explore their body and be comfortable. Stop dog shaming✊🐶 My vet says she's healthy and there's nothing wrong with her. Also she is spayed. I guess she's just weird 😝

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  7. wetlazer Posted on June 18, 2019 at 3:18 am

    Why can't I get over Weird Al playing Adolf Eichmann?

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  8. Suma M Posted on June 19, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    Loved d dog…so cozyy.its doubled up as a pillow too

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  9. Issa O'Brien Posted on June 20, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Dude I saw the movie about this it was insane

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  10. Helena Quinn Posted on June 20, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    First Ashkenazi is made up. Second f the Nazi? How about them communists? Like general body count or atrocities to their own ppl… What am I saying this is 2019 orange man bad and socialism rocks if you put democratic before it.. My generation is retarded. I bet I triggered someone with retarded..

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  11. light brite Posted on June 20, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    The host looks creepy

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  12. Pam Jarman Posted on June 21, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Israel may have been created in 1948…shame they have not stopped stealing land since!

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  13. Neta Sezan Posted on June 22, 2019 at 11:13 am

    Come onnnn ben gurion do not look like that!

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  14. It'se Me Fenna Posted on June 22, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Lol almost better than operation finale 😂

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  15. HatesSchoolBut LovesShakespeare Posted on June 23, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    I love how one dude who was apart of the Massad in this episode was also part of the Massad in the movie about Adolf Eichmann

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  16. Fmr AlAjmi Posted on June 25, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    so the Israelis killed and stole the lands of Palestinians and went to hunt Nazis that killed Jews and stole their lands.. seems fucked up to me.

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  17. The Last_Saint Posted on June 25, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Weird Al Eichmann…..classic

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  18. Ed Tolliver Posted on June 25, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    The year is 2050 and Drunk History does the episode where Guatemala sends a snatch squad to kidnap Stephen Miller — the author of the child concentration camps. And the US, completely isolated from the rest of the world, can just look on with a sigh of relief to get rid of the sonuvabitch.

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  19. Steve Mccart Posted on June 26, 2019 at 6:43 am

    I like how all the comments are correcting drunk history…Drunk history. I mean wierd Al is Eichman!😊

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  20. Murphy Rutledge Posted on June 28, 2019 at 3:13 am

    Herman was blind.
    This video was disappointing. So many errors.

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  21. feedmewifi _ Posted on June 28, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    Weird Al’s acting and facial expressions are superb

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  22. Fancy Vizion Posted on June 29, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    Haven't seen Weird Al Yankovic in years!

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  23. n. p. Posted on June 30, 2019 at 3:18 am

    "whats that sound?"
    "nahssing!"
    2:41

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  24. Oswald Jacobs Posted on July 1, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    0:57 weird al

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  25. celer2010 Posted on July 6, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    I don't think Argentina is randomly "bad" about nazi war criminals. I think it might have to do with their 60% Italian ethnic population, and Hitler's warm relations with Mussolini.

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  26. Myrcella Rykker Posted on July 9, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    I think she needs to take her dog to the vet. If a dog constantly licks any area there is a problem in that area

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  27. a1duzit Posted on July 11, 2019 at 12:54 am

    Lol is it weird that Ive became attracted to her during this skit. Oh and she has pretty feet

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  28. Kaleah Collins Posted on July 11, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    THE STATE OF ISREAL IS A FRAUD THE ASHKANAZI EUROPEAN JEW BELONGS WHERE THEY CAME FROM EUROPE. THEY STOLE THE TRUE LAND OF THE HEBREW PPL NO NOT ALL ASHKANAZI ARE HEBREW !! SO SAITH THE ENCYCLOPEDIA JUDIACA . PRO PLO .. UNTIL THE HEBREWS OF ERITREA EITHOPIA SOMALIA SUDAN THE LUMBA ( SOUTH AFRICA AND IGBO PPL OF NIGERIA ) YUR MESSIAH IS NOT COMING JEWS PROFITED GREATLY AS BROKERS IN THE SLAVE TRADE AS WELL AS SLAVE HOLDERS BEGINNING WITH THE JEWS OF SPAIN PORTUGAL & FRANCE

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  29. Ron Happold Posted on July 13, 2019 at 6:32 am

    Pussy ruins everything

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  30. adar lowenheim Posted on July 14, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Well, I'm Jewish and actually Israeli too, and both my Grandfathers are Holocaust survivors who lost almost their entire families during the Holocaust, so seeing this here, with Rachel Bloom, is quite weird but good at the same time as this showcases something important in our history.

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  31. Insomniac Jamesy Posted on July 17, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    It's Buster.

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  32. Pidgeon Patrol Posted on July 17, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    "FUN" Fact: the court house he was tried in is still ridden with bullet holes.

    Reply
  33. Manuel Heredia Posted on July 17, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    The movie is pretty good

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  34. Funk Yuns Posted on July 18, 2019 at 1:51 am

    then israel becomes as bad as the nazis

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  35. Pickled Thyme Posted on July 18, 2019 at 1:58 am

    I like her Israeli accent.

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  36. Becky Bertish Posted on July 19, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    Wierd al as eichmann is wierd..watch people vs fritz bauer very good movie.

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  37. paper rocks Posted on July 20, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Woman are not funny

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  38. Joseph Taylor Posted on July 23, 2019 at 4:33 am

    Am I the only one who squealed when they learned Rachel was on drunk history

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  39. S Tanagra Posted on July 23, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    There's a nice podcast about the doctor who sedated Eichman and the beginnings of the Mossad on NPR's Rough Translation

    https://www.npr.org/2019/05/21/725474370/the-man-who-sedated-eichmann

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  40. JacksAbschaum Posted on July 25, 2019 at 8:37 am

    fuck israel. fuck nazis. fuck eichmann.

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  41. tricks & treets Posted on July 30, 2019 at 2:45 am

    is that weirdAl

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  42. fearsomestm00c0w Posted on July 31, 2019 at 11:26 am

    And then the Israelis became the nazis.

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  43. Xola X The Xilaman Posted on July 31, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    This is on Netflix

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  44. wildhorse891 Posted on August 3, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    Historically, this is kind of sad. You can't just kidnap people. That makes you as much of a criminal as a secular bureaucratic racist. Two wrongs don't make a right on your quest for personal vengeance. All parties should have been detained by the regional government and processed into the system to serve time.

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  45. Stone Coggins Posted on August 4, 2019 at 2:06 am

    I can't think of anyone less Nazi-ish than Weird Al lol

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  46. Max Hyde Posted on August 7, 2019 at 3:22 am

    Haha Adolf Eichmann created the holocaust, but he will stop to help someone broken down on the side of the road.

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  47. Vince Posted on August 8, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    My dumbass thought Argentina was a state for two minutes.

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  48. Your Retarded Posted on August 9, 2019 at 4:25 am

    "Far be it from we to celebrate death…fuck yeah we murdered someone who we're kind've sure was who we lied and said he was….I LOVE justice…oh he didn't break a law? SOCIAL JUSTICE!!! Let's hog tie and r4pe this little black girl because we we're told by someone she stole a candy bar…which is like….well like…far out bro like..totally…let's kidnap this Hispanic cat because we were told his SUPPOSED murder ahem! I mean death will suffice in the purpose we mean to implant in the mind of these fascist Nazi regime idiots we're building ahem! I mean liberals! 🙂 like …totally…like peace bro…we like…love the world…im single who wants to bang my holes bro? wooooo America! 😛

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  49. Gauntly Gamer Posted on August 9, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    The only good nazi is a dead nazi.

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  50. Daniel Martinez Posted on August 10, 2019 at 9:01 am

    Holy shit is that Greg Mendleson's terrier mix???

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  51. W R Posted on August 11, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    Hitler/trump
    Eichmann/Miller

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  52. Lemonade Posted on August 12, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    She looks so cozy while talking about nazi’s 🤗

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  53. scarlet overkill Posted on August 12, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    Omg it's my bitch hell yes !!! I love you lol

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  54. MAN WOLF Posted on August 13, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    Scum bag globalist Jew Nazis basically

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  55. GyroMurphy Posted on August 14, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    There's a really good movie about this

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  56. sydney / Posted on August 15, 2019 at 1:39 am

    oh whack its the crazy ex girlfriend

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  57. TheWarTiger57 Posted on August 15, 2019 at 5:05 am

    If this entertains you and you want to see the story explained more watch “Operation Finale”

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  58. MrKamienski Posted on August 15, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    What does Mossad stand for? What did they achieve?

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  59. Royz Gaming Posted on August 17, 2019 at 9:59 am

    I love how Isreal went from standing against oppression to oppressing others in just under a century.

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  60. Jared Pool Posted on August 17, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    The catholic church matched biological antisemitism from the Nazis with their own religious based anitjewishness until 1938/39. The church supported the persecution of jews, including taking labour from nazi slave camps (concentration camps that focused on forced labour), however the church took exception to converted-to-catholicism-jews being persecuted as the church's bigotry was more religion/culture-based. The Nazis were still seen as allies against communism and yes "the jewish conspiracy" (i.e. jewish-identifying people, often presumed to be wealthier per capita as a part of numerous conspiracy theories, but definitely are not) for a lot of stupid people. Elements within the catholic church hierarchy even helped some nazi's escape. Argentina's politicians at the time didn't give a shit, because they were exactly the kind of people that still thought this way. At least liberation-theology evened things out a bit. It's all moot to me, I'm an atheist that doesn't believe in Realpolitik. Bunch of assholes really.

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  61. Jack O'Lantern Posted on August 17, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    Your dog is nasty.

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  62. mind Ur business Posted on August 17, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    Molly shannon an weird al should do a movie or show together it would be hilarious

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  63. mind Ur business Posted on August 17, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    I love how they have a blk man snatching nazi's

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  64. Eddie Costa Posted on August 17, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    Lol weird al

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  65. Catalina Quiroga Posted on August 18, 2019 at 3:02 am

    1:16 the dog, best part

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  66. SupraSonic snk Posted on August 18, 2019 at 3:56 am

    Shes not drunk

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  67. Jay Dee Posted on August 18, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    The movie is out of his capture and it's awesome! Story line is a bit different but good.

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  68. SweenyBlaque-ToxicMomVlogs Posted on August 20, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Lmao😂😂"our cars broken down. ..psych it's not!"really..lmao 😂😂😂

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  69. Alondra.Elizabeth Herrera Posted on August 21, 2019 at 4:22 am

    Ugh the miss so many parts of this story!!!! So upsetting!

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  70. Jessica Laffin Posted on August 21, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    The guy in the thumbnail looked like Colt from 90 day fiance

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  71. arbin shrestha Posted on August 21, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    love her german accent

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  72. Christian Olson Posted on August 22, 2019 at 3:36 am

    too sober

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  73. Eli Fulop Posted on August 22, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    Israel’s beginning was really interesting they where smart desperate and angry for revenge. Their history is very interesting and unique. The entire country is very interesting the way they work a small country with advanced tech and intelligence agencies.

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  74. Jeff Stone Posted on August 23, 2019 at 9:58 am

    Not really sure the story of Eichmann's capture is suuuuuper funny. Are we supposed to laugh about the apprehension of a man whose utter lack of human ethics made the worst act of mass murder in history run smoothly?

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  75. Ben Schrader Posted on August 24, 2019 at 3:07 am

    "It's weird to tell a story about Nazis and be so cozy."

    SAME

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  76. Scarlett Rhoads Posted on August 24, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    This was was literally so nice I had to watch it twice.
    Might be my favorite one! Great job, team!

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  77. Michael Hedworth Posted on August 25, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    he wasn't hung! he was hanged

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  78. the dank dogo Posted on August 26, 2019 at 3:56 am

    Amaricans when there Grandpa says racest shit: no Grandpa
    Germans when there Grandpa says racest shit: they don't here he lives in Argentina

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  79. IMightBeBiased Posted on August 27, 2019 at 2:40 am

    Obviously they get Tony Hale to play an intelligence agent. After all his experience playing Simon in Andy Barker, P.I., it was a no brainer.

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  80. Shubham Bhushan Posted on August 28, 2019 at 8:22 am

    Israel went from hunting Nazi Criminals to Palestinian Babies.

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  81. David Mckesey Posted on August 28, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    operation finale

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  82. Brian Schlicher Posted on August 29, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    Ah the tale of when Buster Bluth brought weird Al to justice for his crimes against humanity.

    Reply
  83. Eric Ellis Posted on August 31, 2019 at 10:33 am

    Hey it’s Buster from AD.

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  84. detre vortni Posted on August 31, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    "uhh our car is broken down"

    "SIKE IT'S NOT!"

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  85. Zitimaj Zerg Posted on September 1, 2019 at 8:11 am

    shes such an annoying actress type

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  86. ShadowRaven ʘ益ʘ Posted on September 3, 2019 at 2:19 am

    Wait so what happened to his kids??

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  87. Zainab Jafri Posted on September 4, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    yeap, but Rachel forgot to mention that Israel violated International law. Maybe, she was too drunk. Or maybe, it's okay to neutralize each Israelian violation by repeating Nazi Nazi so many times that it actually sounds OKAY and blurs reality. But it's not.

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  88. Leanne Stewart Posted on September 5, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Love Rachel

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  89. HereNow Posted on September 6, 2019 at 3:31 am

    It is awesome they are bringing this historical fact to light. However the milk Carton, comment is disturbing and not appropriate.

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  90. pc Posted on September 8, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    wtf??? weird al IS cool even portraying a nazi. uncanny…

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  91. DevilGaming Posted on September 9, 2019 at 9:40 am

    Too bad that was the start of the Zionists and the secret Israeli police. THE JEWS BECAME THE NAZIS THEM SELFS! DUHN DUHN DUN!

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  92. Space Munky Posted on September 9, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    Wow Comedy Central sucks. That network couldn’t be funny if the world depended on it

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  93. Yasmine Vine Posted on September 9, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    Its weird talking about Nazis when you're so cozy🤣

    Reply
  94. Toughen Up, Fluffy Posted on September 9, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Weird Al Eichmann.

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