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Ricky Gervais Chooses Dogs Over Gods



FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY
AWARD-WINNING COMEDIAN WHO CREATED "THE OFFICE" AND
"EXTRAS." YOU CAN HEAR HIM EVERY WEEK ON
SIRIUS RADIO. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
SHOW," RICKY GERVAIS. ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> WOW. LOOK AT THIS. >> Stephen: LOVELY. YEAH. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> THAT'S– THAT'S AMAZING. THAT'S AMAZING. THANK YOU. THAT'S– THAT'S–
>> Stephen: DELIGHTFUL. >> DON'T EDIT THAT AT ALL. >> Stephen: OH, NO. >> THAT'S– THAT'S THE NICEST
WELCOME I'VE EVER HAD. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT'S– THANK YOU. >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: WE HAVE NOT SEEN
YOU IN A WHILE. WHAT'S KEPT YOU AWAY? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? >> GETTING FATTER AND OLDER? ( LAUGHTER ). >> Stephen: HOW'S THE HEALTH? HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> WELL, IT'S JUST SLIGHTLY
WORSE EVERY TIME, ISN'T IT? THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE NOW. I'M CLOSER– CLOSER TO DEATH. ( LAUGHTER )
EVERY DAY. >> Stephen: KEEP IT LIGHT. KEEP IT LIGHT. KEEP IT LIGHT. DO YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH A LOT? >> NO, I DON'T CARE ABOUT IT AT
ALL. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T CARE
ABOUT DYING! >> NO, I DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING
DEAD BECAUSE I WON'T KNOW ABOUT IT GR YOU DON'T KNOW–
>> THAT IS BEST THING ABOUT DEEG DEADUE DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT. IT'S LIKE BEING STUPID– IT'S
ONLY PAINFUL FOR OTHERS. SO I DON'T —
>> Stephen: I GUESS SO. I GUESS SO. I'LL BUY THAT. >> MAYBE. >> Stephen: YEAH, MAYBE. >> WE DON'T KNOW. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T KNOW. ARE YOU–
>> I MIGHT KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW. >> Stephen: IF YOU WERE DYING. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: WOULD YOU TELL
PEOPLE, LIKE, SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE DYING TELL PEOPLE. AND OTHERS JUST SORT OF– SOME
PEOPLE, QUITE FAMOUSLY TELL NO ONE, AND THE NEXT MOMENT THEY'RE
GONE. WOULD YOU TELL PEOPLE? >> I DON'T KNOW. THAT IS MY– THAT IS MY WORST
FEAR KNOWING WHEN I'M GOING TO DIE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT DYING– WELL,
DEPENDING ON HOW YOU DIE. I DON'T WANT TO —
>> Stephen: FALL FACE-FIRST INTO A WOOD CHIPPER OR ANYTHING
LIKE THAT. >> YEAH, EXACTLY. OR LAND ON A SPIKE. IT JUST COMES… ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: WHAT'S THIS? WHAT– ARE YOU JAZZ HANDS? ( LAUGHTER )
BIG FINISH! >> YEAR, THE SHOW MUST GO ON! YEAH! NO, NO. I DON'T KNOW. BUT JUST KNOWING, YOU KNOW– I
DON'T — >> Stephen: I WOULDN'T–
>> I'VE TOLD ALL MY FAMILY INDIVIDUALLY, SECRETLY, I'VE
TOLD THEM THAT I'M GOING TO LEAVE THEM ALL MY MONEY. ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: EACH OF THEM. >> EACH OF THEM YEAR,
INDIVIDUALLY, BUT TO KEEP IT QUIET UNTIL THE FUNERAL, AND
THEN I'M NOT GOING TO DO A WILL. IT'S GOING TO BE A (BLEEP)
BLOODBATH. >> Stephen: YOU CAN SAY THAT,
RIGHT? YOU CAN SAY THAT. THAT WILL BE FINE. ( LAUGHTER )
WOULD YOU– WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR OUTLOOK TOWARDS DEATH AS
STOIC? >> I JUST THINK THERE'S NO
CHOICE. I CAN'T– YOU CAN'T THINK ABOUT
IT. WE ARE GOING TO DIE. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. >> Stephen: IS THAT A BRITISH
OUTLOOK, PARTICULARLY BRITISH. >> I DON'T THINK SO, I DON'T
THINK SO. I THINK MOST PEOPLE IN BRITAIN–
I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I– I LOVE LIVING! IT'S BRILLIANT! IT'S THE BEST THING EVER. RIGHT? ( LAUGHTER ). >> Stephen: YEAH. SOMETHING INSTEAD OF NOTHING IS
DEFINITELY BETTER. >> EXACTLY. BUT I MEAN– AND I THINK PEOPLE
ON TWITTER THEY KNOW I'M AN ATHEIST AND THEY SAY THINGS
LIKE, "WHAT WAS IT LIKE AFTER YOU DIE?"
AND I SAID, "WHAT WAS LIKE THE 13.5 BILLION YEARS BEFORE YOU
WERE BORN? I THINK IT'S LIKE THAT." I THINK IT'S LIKE TOURISTS. WE DIDN'T EXIST FOR 13.5 BILLION
YEARS, THEN WE HAVE 80, 90 YEARS, IF WE'RE LICKY AND WE GO
BACK TO NEVER EXISTING AGAIN SO YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT. IT'S AMAZE, LIFE. IT'S BRILLIANT. THERE'S SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). >> Stephen: I LIKE THE BEFORE
WE WERE HERE THE SAME AS AFTER WE'RE HERE. OH, THAT'S INTERESTING. SO YOU SAY YOU'RE AN ATHEIST. STILL AN ATHEIST? HAS THAT SOFTENED IN ANY WAY,
YOUR 80ISM. >> I ONLY BELIEVE IN THREE OR
FOUR GOD. NO. >> Stephen: AS YOU APPROACH
YOUR FINAL BOARDS AS THEY SAY, YOU DON'T SAY, MAY MAYBE I'LL
HEDGE MY BETS AND LIGHT A CANDLE." JUST IN CASE. LIKE PASCALL'S WAGER. >> PEOPLE SAY, "WHY DON'T YOU
PRAY JUST IN CASE THERE'S A GOD." AND I SAY, "WHY DON'T YOU HANG
GARLIC OVER YOUR DOOR IN CASE THERE'S A DRACULA." I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH PRAYING
— >> Stephen: IF 95% OF PEOPLE
IN AMERICA BELIEVED THERE WAS A DRACULA, I MIGHT HANG A GARLIC
ON MY DOOR. IT'S NOT– IT'S NOT THE SAME. >> EXACTLY. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE
CREDIBILITY OF THE TRUTH. HAS TO DO WITH THE PLAFORT IDEA. >> Stephen: RIGHT, BECAUSE THE
MAJORITY IS ALWAYS SANE. >> WELL, EXACTLY, YEAH. ( APPLAUSE ). >> Stephen: THAT'S THE HERD
INSTINCT. >> IMAGINE IF YOU WERE THE ONLY
PERSON IN THE WORLD TO BELIEVE IN GOD, IT WOULD BE ODD,
WOULDN'T IT? >> Stephen: WELL, I WOULD BE
COMMITTED. I WOULD BE COMMITTED TO AN
INSANE ASYLUM. >> AND THAT'S YOU SAYING, THAT
NOT ME. YOU DO BELIEVE IN GOD. >> Stephen: I DO BELIEVE IN
GOD, YEAH. >> EXACTLY. EXACTLY THAT. IT'S– AND THERE ARE SO MANY
DIFFERENT GOD TO BELIEVE IN. >> Stephen: YEAH. ( LAUGHTER )
IF YOU HAD TO– HOW ABOUT THIS– IF YOU HAD TO PICK A GOD… ( LAUGHTER )
IF YOU HAD TO PICK A GOD, AND HAS TO BE ONE THAT PEOPLE
WORSHIP. YOU CAN'T SAY STAN LEE. IF YOU HAD TO PICK A GOD, WHO
WOULD YOU PICK? >> THORPE. ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: I SAID YOU CAN'T PICK STAN LEE. SO WHY THOR? >> BIG HAMMER. >> Stephen: IS THERE ANY PART
OF THE JESUS STORY THAT YOU LIKE? >> I LOVE JESUS. I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT. I GREW UP, I WAS CHRISTIAN UNTIL
I WAS ABOUT EIGHT. >> Stephen: EIGHT. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: THAT'S PRETTY
EARLY TO TOSS OUT THE BABY JESUS WITH THE BATH WATER. WHAT– WHAT– WHAT TURNED YOU
AROUND THERE, KID? >> I REMEMBER I WAS DOING BIBLE
STUDIES AND MY BROTHER CAME IN, HE WAS OLDER THAN ME, HE WAS
ABOUT 11 YEARS OLDER THAN ME, AND HE SAID, "WHY DO YOU BELIEVE
IN GOD?" AND MY MOM WENT, "BOB." AND I KNEW SHE WAS STOPPING HIM
TELLING ME SOMETHING. AND I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, AND
WITHIN ABOUT AN HOUR, THAT'S HOW IT WORKED OUT. ( LAUGHTER ). >> Stephen: THAT'S– OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S INTERESTING. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: YEAH. >> NO, I– I LIKE THE IDEA OF
IT. I LOVE THE IDEA OF THEM, YOU
KNOW, JESUS — >> Stephen: YOU LIKE SERMON ON
THE MOUNT. >> I LIKE JESUS, NOT BECAUSE HE
WAS HALF-GOD OR WHITEWATER? >> Stephen: HALF GOD. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW, DO I? I DON'T KNOW. WHAT WAS HE, ALL GOD, WASN'T HE. >> Stephen: GOD FROM GOD,
LIGHT FROM LIGHT. IT'S JUST A– IT'S JUST A PARLOR
TRICK. IT'S JUST A PARLOR TRICK. IT'S A CROWD PLEASER. I DO THE NICEAN CREED TO WARM UP
THE AUDIENCE EVERY NIGHT. WE'LL DO CONFESSION OF FAITH AND
EVERYTHING. >> I LIKE THE IDEA OF IT. I LIKE THE FACT HE WAS A KIND
PERSON AND ALL THAT. BUT AS GANDHI SAID, YOU KNOW, "I
LIKE YOUR CHRIST. I DO NOT LIKE YOUR CHRISTIANS. THEY ARE SO UNLIKE YOUR CHRIST." AND I THINK THE PROBLEM IS– DO
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THOUGH? >> Stephen: SURE. I'M A CHRISTIAN. I'M TOTALLY UN-CHIST LIKE. >> THERE ARE GOOD AND BAD
CHRISTIANS, AND THERE ARE GOOD AND BAD ATHEISTS. AND I THINK GOD HAS NOTHING TO
DO WITH WHETHER YOU ARE GOOD OR NOT. >> Stephen: IF GOD DOESN'T
GIVE YOU COMFORT, WHAT DOES? >> DOGS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). >> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: I– I BELIEVE–
>> I BELIEVE IN DOGS. >> Stephen: IT'S GOD SPELLED
BACKWARDS. >> DOGS ARE AMAZING. DOGS ARE AMAZE AGO YEAH,
EXACTLY. >> Stephen: THEY ARE, THAT
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. >> YEAH. SAME AS– SAME AS YOUR GUY. >> Stephen: RIGHT, RIGHT,
YEAH. ( LAUGHTER )
>> BUT IF YOU DON'T LOVE DOG BACK, IT DOESN'T BURN YOU IN
HELL. IT STILL LOVES YOU. IT LICKS YOU. >> Stephen: IT MIGHT BE UPSET
IF IT CAN TELL YOU DON'T LOVE IT. IT MIGHT JUST BE SAD. >> A DOG– A DOG LOVES YOU MORE
THAN IT LOVES ITSELF. >> Stephen: YEAH. >> AND THAT'S WHY I WORSHIP
DOGS. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW–
YOU HAVE A NEW– YOU HAVE A NEW– NEW? IS IT NEW THE SIRIUS SHOW? >> NO, IT'S BEEN GOING FOR A
WHILE. IT'S ME CHATTING TO– IT STARTED
OFF WITH THE HIGHFALUTIN IDEAS WHEN TALKING TO RICHARD DO,IN
AND THE ASTRONOMERS AND IT'S ME AND MY MATES. >> Stephen: IT'S CALLED
"DEADLY SIRIUS." >> YES, AND IT'S ME AND A BUNCH
OF COMEDIANS TALKING ABOUT THE BIG ISSUES: WHY ARE WE HERE? WHAT'S THE POINT? >> Stephen: YOU TALK WITH
PEOPLE YOU ENJOY TALKING WITH, COMED EXPANSION ALL THAT. >> YES, IT'S FUNNY. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE NEVER
INVITED ME ON. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. NEXT TIME– YOU ARE VERY OFTEN. >> Stephen: HOW OFTEN DO YOU
DO IT? >> I DO ABOUT 30, 40 A YEAR, SO
NEXT TIME — >> Stephen: AND WHERE DO YOU
DO IT? >> I DO IT IN LONDON AND NEW
YORK — >> Stephen: I CAN'T DO IT. >> I CAN TRAVEL. I CAN DO IT IN NEW YORK. >> Stephen: I WOULD LOVE IT
COME ON. >> WE'LL HAVE AN HOUR DEBATE
ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE AND WHY WE'RE HERE. >> Stephen: OKAY, THAT WOULD
BE GREAT. >> AND WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. >> Stephen: BECAUSE WE CAN
ONLY DO 10 MINUTES HERE, UNFORTUNATELY. >> AND THAT'S GOING TO BE CUT. >> Stephen: YEAH, WE'RE
DEFINITELY TAKING OUT THE PART WHERE THEY CHEER FOR YOU. ( LAUGHTER )
GOOD TO SEE YOU. HIS SIRIUS RADIO SHOW IS CALLED
"DEADLY SIRIUS." RICKY GERVAIS, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE NEW
HOST OF "CBS THIS MORNING," BIANNA GOLODRYGA.

Otis Rodgers

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43 COMMENTS

  1. Anushka Sarkar Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    the most wholesome video on Youtube literally ♥️

    Reply
  2. Andrew Herbert Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Here is a brief idea of believing in God, in simple sporting terms;
    God exists + you believe in God = Winner
    God exists + you don't believe in God = Loser
    God doesn't exist + you believe in God = Drawn Game (you did your best)
    God doesn't exist + you don't believe in God = Match Cancelled (no one turned up)
    If I you had to put all your money on the outcome, why would you gamble on something that you are definitely going to lose on
    Your time starts now..

    Reply
  3. Alex Keller Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    God bless Ricky Gervais

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  4. Anne Travel Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    I appreciate you. I first thought you were a jerk and then I realized you are wonderful.

    Reply
  5. Mimir's Head Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    4:40 Colbert admits that he only believes in god because everyone else does

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  6. JamesAce 101 Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    "Thor" Why? "Big Hammer"

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  7. Abhishek Thakur Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    It took him 1hour to figure out what
    billions of people haven't figured out in billions of years

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  8. Stimulator7 Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    man, 4:50 is some REAL SHIT, right there.

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  9. Eric Stevenson Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    I am very offended by him not liking cats more!

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  10. Shailraj Thakur Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    He simply floored Colbert ! 😄

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  11. Mom's Basement Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    At 4:00 Stephen realizes his religion is total bullshit and converts to atheism.

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  12. littleblueclovers Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    3:13 “is that a British outlook?”
    That’s such a weird question. Only British people know they’re gonna die?

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  13. December Cloud Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    I believe in God but I totally understand why anyone wouldn’t lol.

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  14. Ryan Mannion Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Colbert is one of those intelligent guys who turns into an absolute moron whenever god is mentioned.

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  15. viperswhip Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    I was christian until I was 10 almost 11, Anglican, and read about why my religion existed, so a fat drunken asshole could get a divorce.

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  16. transAmos654123 Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Ricky's just the fucking best man. Goddamn.

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  17. Edward Snowden Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Fuck dogs, it is the cat that will never tell where you have your pot stashed.And BTW, Dionysus, who was known to be the male god of wine, grape harvest, partying, debauchery, ecstasy, ritual madness and theater was way cooler than Thor.

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  18. WhoDarestheMAN gamer Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    "I think that only an idiot can be an atheist. We must admit that there is a great power or force of incomprehensible intelligence within our universe with a divine spark that got it all started in the first place"

    Christian boemer anfinsen. Biochemist and Nobel prize winner.

    Spoken by a true academic not a pseudo intellectual like Gervais.

    Reply
  19. Ben Dover Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Gervais owns Colbert in so many ways, he's a better comedian, writer and thinker (intelligence) etc, i think it is all apparent in this interview in a microcosm as it were…

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  20. Rinku Subrai Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    dog can not save you jesus can he don't condemn you to hell it is your decision

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  21. ssi1991 Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Yeah…Colbert is the equivalent of a flat earther talking to a sane person when he talks about religion to Gervais….😂😂😂😂

    Actually quite sad to see Colbert (probably willingly) fail so spectacularly at the simplest exercise of critical thinking…

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  22. S. Sagen Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Stephen showing how stupid he can be.

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  23. sunnypsyop Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    So many logic bombs dropped by mr Gervais

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  24. Geralt of Trivia Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    "It can't be Stan Lee"

    "Thor"

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  25. Explodingtraps Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    dog bless!

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  26. ojajebiemamo Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    I thought Colbert was more intelligent than that.

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  27. Annie H Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    You mock Jesus but you know he is the Truth. remember that when you stand before him the almight GOD
    t

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  28. Junk Removal Quad Cities Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Animal lover, brilliant comedian, original thinker, makes fun of Hollywood elite……What's not to like about Ricky Gervais?

    Reply
  29. Bennie Brunink Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    This men's genius 🙂

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  30. Brendan Whelan Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Steven Colbert used to be my hero. Now I know he believes in Catholicism, uses Pascals Wager which is utterly ridiculous if you believe there’s a god that knows everything and would know you are only believing as an insurance policy and ad populum fallacy that over 95% of people believe in something so therefore you should too… most of the world believed the sun revolves around the earth at one time. Colbert is brainwashed.

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  31. Jeff Stone Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    When Gervais gets to the Pearly Gates, won't he be surprised?! There will stand God, and he will lean in, smile sadly, and say to Gervais: "I have just a wee thing to say, Richard – those award show insult monologues you did? They weren't very funny at all. Lazy, crude, and some of them were just plain mean-spirited. Plus you regularly stole jokes, and you deserved to win two of your BAFTAs at most. Come on in, you're OK otherwise. Thankfully, only 70% of the people here are atheists, because you guys are….just…pompous as hell."

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  32. Benjamin Oosthoek Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    About an hour to figure it out. x)

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  33. Jack Frost Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    I never thought that Ricky would get involved in dogma…

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  34. Monse Mares Tapia Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Omg he is brilliant, Stephen is so passive aggressive

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  35. hect190-909 Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Neither fool has ever been funny.

    Reply
  36. Alex W Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    The stupidest question stephen has ever asked : 4:10
    Has it softened? Either you believe in a god or you don't …. it's not like it was on a scale….

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  37. michael Dalumpines Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    thor 😂

    Reply
  38. Chango Chilemba Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Taylor Swift's farts smell like shit…

    Reply
  39. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    its funny how Dog is God backwards.

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  40. wtfutube78 Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    This is a good conversation with 2 smart guys

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  41. Newdrug Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    people think he's funny because he laughs a lot

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  42. john connolly Posted on July 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    No wisdom,just foolish pandering to people who never can explore outside there own narrcicism ,absolutely no inner spiritual life leads to death. I love my dogs but God is everything.

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