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Ricky Gervais Will Know Science Failed Him If He Ever Meets The Devil



>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME RICKY
GERVAIS. ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE ) >> HELLO. >> Stephen: HELLO. >> HI. >> Stephen: PEOPLE ARE VERY
EXCITED TO SEE YOU. YOU GOT A STANDING OVATION. NOT EVERYBODY GETS THAT
>> I'M VERY EXCITED TO SEE THEM. >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR THE
ARM YANK OVER THERE. DOES THAT NOT TELL YOU
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT DONALD TRUMP? >> OOOH! ( LAUGHTER )
I WASN'T POLITICAL TILL ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO. I WASN'T INTERESTED IN POLITICS. BUT NOW I'M JUST FASCINATED. LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT HIM THOUGH. >> Stephen: THAT'S FINE. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU. YOU'RE MORE INTERESTING. >> I'M NOT. THAT'S THE– IT'S JUST–
( LAUGHTER ) HE IS FASCINATING– WELL, HE'S
GOT MORE IN COMMON WITH DAVID BRENT THAN SOMEONE LIKE J.F.K. DAVID BRENT WANTS TO BE FAMOUS
AND LOVED AND HE'D DO ANYTHING– DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> Stephen: HE SEEMS VERY
FRAGILE. >> BUT DAVID BRENT IS SORT OF
LIKE AN OLD– THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "THE OFFICE" AND THIS
MOVIE, IS THE WORLD HAS CHANGED IN 15 YEARS. IT'S MUCH HARSHER, AND SO BACK
THEN, DAVID BRENT SEEMED LEAK A BIT OF AN IDEA AND HE WAS LIKE A
NARCISSIST. IT WAS ON A REALITY SHOW. BUT BY TODAY'S STANDARDS, HE'S
NOT THAT BAD BECAUSE THERE'S A NEW– DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THERE'S A NEW FAME, THERE'S A
NEW– PEOPLE DO ANYTHING TO BE FAMOUS. THEY WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE
FAMOUS. AND WE'VE HAD THINGS LIKE "THE
APPRENTICE" WHERE PEOPLE GET ON IT BY SAYING, "I WOULD DESTROY
ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY." THERE IS A NEW SORT OF ALPHA MAN
OUT THERE. IT'S QUITE SAD. >> Stephen: DAVID BRENT IS AN
ALPHA MALE? >> NO, HE'S NOT. >> Stephen: HE WANTS TO SEEM
LIKE AN ALPHA MALE. >> HE SEEMS A BIT HELPLESS
BECAUSE HE'S 55 DISPP NOW HE'S A TAMPON REP, AND HE WANTS TO BE A
ROCK STAR LIKE EVERYONE DOES, AND HE'S HEMORRHAGING CASH AND
HE PUTS A BAND TOGETHER AND HE GOES ON THE ROAD. AND IT'S REALLY TRAGIC. BUT HE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED,
DEEP DOWN, JUST LIKE DONALD TRUMP. ( LAUGHTER ). >> Stephen:, YOU KNOW, I THINK
SO, TOO. I THINK THAT'S WHY HE'S YANKING
MERRICK GARLAND INTO THE PHOTO, STAND NEXT TO ME. >> HE GOES ON TWITTER AND SAYS
THINGS LIKE, "EVERYONE LOVES ME. I WAS THE BEST." HE'S LIKE A 10-YEAR-OLD. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH. >> IT'S CRAZY. >> Stephen: THE 10-YEAR-OLD
WITH THE LAUNCH CODES. >> THAT'S THE WORRYING THING,
ISN'T IT? HE HAS GOT THOSE, HASN'T HE? MAYBE THEY'VE GIVEN HIM FAKE
ONES. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )
THEY MUST HAVE. >> Stephen: JUST A BIG– THEY
JUST– JUST A BIG SHINY RED BUTTON THAT'S ATTACHED TO
NOTHING. >> THERE'S TWO. THERE'S A SHINY RED BUTTON AND
THERE'S A BLUE BOTON, AND ONE'S FOR PIZZA LIKE THAT AND THE
OTHER ONE DOESN'T REALLY WORK. >> Stephen: SPEAK OF PEOPLE–
>> YOU JUST BLEW UP CHINA, MR. TRUMP. "GOOD, GOOD." AND HE THINKS HE'S DOING ALL
THIS STUFF BUT HE ISN'T REALLY. THAT WOULD BE GOOD. >> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE
NICE. THAT WOULD BE NICE. IT'S NOT TRUE, BUT IT WOULD BE
NICE. NOW, SPEAKING OF PEOPLE WHO WANT
TO BE ROCK STARS, SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE MAY ALREADY KNOW
THIS– MAY I SHOW THIS? >> SURE. >> Stephen: THIS IS A PICTURE
OF YOU– HOW LONG AGO? 1983. OKAY. ( WHISTLE )
THIS IS YOU AND A GUY NAMED BILL McCRAE IN A BAND CALLED SHAWNA
DANCING. IT WAS AN ACTUAL BAND. >> IT WAS AN ACTUAL BAND. >> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE A
HIT? >> NO, NEARLY. IT WAS NOON 83– I'M A FINE OLD
ROCK STAR. THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP. BUT IT'S 30 YEARS AGO. THIS THING ONLY COMES OUT NOW
BECAUSE I'M FAMOUS FOR SOMETHING ELSE. AND THEY BRING IT OUT AND GO,
"LOOK AT YOU." PEOPLE THINK I'M EMBARRASSED
ABOUT HOW I LOOKED THEN. I AM EXWARLSED HOW I LOOK NOW. >> Stephen: I DIDN'T BRING
TOUT TO EMBARRASS YOU. THIS STH WHO DAVID BRENT THINKS
HE IS? >> DAVID BRENT– NO, WE DIDN'T
MAKE IT. WE RELEASE AID FEW SINGERS AND
THEN A GOT AN A NORMAL JOB IN AN OFFICE FOR 10 YEARS WHICH IS
WHAT "THE OFFICE" IS BASED ON. YOU USE ALL EXPERIENCES, GOOD
AND BAD PICHES AID FAIL MUSICIAN, SO I FUSED THE TWO. THERE WERE THINGS THAT HAPPENED
IN THE FILM THAT HAPPENED TO ME. I REMEMBER IN 1985, WE DID A
GIG, AND WE DID THE SOUND CHECK, AND THE GUY SAID, "YOU MIGHT AS
WELL STAY UP THERE, BECAUSE YOU'RE ON NOW." AND I SAID, "WHEN ARE THEY
OPENING THE DOORS TO LET PEOPLE IN?"
THEY SAID, "THEY'RE OPEN. NO ONE'S COME THROUGH TO SEE
YOU." I SAID, "OH, LET'S TREAT IT LIKE
A FREE REHEARSAL." AND WE JUST PLAYED 10 SONGS TO
NO ONE. IT WAS ANSWER ZEN. BUT YOU TAKE THOSE WITH YOU. AND IN THE FILM, OBVIOUSLY,
DAVID BRENT, HE'S HIRED THESE VENUES AND HE'S TRYING TO GET
PEOPLE TO COME BUT IT'S QUITE SAD THIS FILM. BUT IT'S FUNNY. IT'S REALLY FUN NEA TRAGIC WAY. >> Stephen: IT'S COMPLETELY
FUNNY. >> THERE'S NOTHING FUNNIER THAN
MIDDLE-AGED MEN TRYING TO BE COOL. I JUST SAW YOU DANGS AND IT
WAS– HONESTLY. >> Stephen: I WAS TRYING MY
HARDEST. I WAS TRYING MY HARDEST. >> YOU DREAMED OF BEING A
DANCER, DON'T YOU. >> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT. >> IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE
MUPPETS HAVING A GO. >> Stephen: IF ONLY, IF ONLY I
COULD HAVE SOMEONE'S HAND UP MY ASS MAKING ME DO THAT. ( LAUGHTER ). >> TONIGHT, STEPHEN. ( LAUGHTER )
YOUR DREAM HAS COME TRUE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: SPEAK OF– SPEAKING OF WHICH, THIS IS KIND
OF LIKE IT, YOU– YOU DO MANAGE TO GET PEOPLE UPSET AT YOU,
SOMETIMES. YOU SAID THERE WAS NO SOCIAL
MEDIA WHEN DAVID BRENT WAS AROUND THE FIRST TIME. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: BUT YOU GO ON
SOCIAL MEDIA OR AT LEAST GET ATTACKED ON SOCIAL MEDIA
SOMETIMES. WE HEARD ABOUT THIS. WE ASKED YOU TO– MAY I SHOW
THIS? >> YEAH. BECAUSE– CAN I READ IT? CAN I INTERESTED FIRST? >> Stephen: WHAT IS THE STORY
BEHIND THIS PARTICULAR TWEET? >> SO I GO ON SOCIAL MEDIA, AND
I LIKE TO– I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT SCIENCE AND STUFF, AND SOMETIMES
FACTS ANNOY PEOPLE. ( LAUGHTER )
AND THE FACTS– PEOPLE, CREATIONISTS WHO BELIEVE THE
EARTH IS, LIKE, 5,000 YEARS OLD. >> Stephen: 6,000 YEARS OLD. >> SORRY, SORRY, MY BAD. RIGHT. ( LAUGHTER )
I LIKE TO SAY THINGS LIKE, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH, 4.6
BILLION YEARS OLD TODAY." SO THIS GUY CAME OUT– IT'S A
GENTLEMAN– I LOOKED AT HIS OTHER TWEETS. HE'S A GENTLEMAN FROM TEXAS. I WON'T SAY HIS NAME. HE'S BEEN EMBARRASSED ENOUGH
I JUST RETWEETED IT. AND HE GOT VERY, VERY ANGRY. YOU COULD SEE HE WAS MAD BECAUSE
IT'S ALL IN CAPITALS. EVERYONE– MAD PEOPLE —
>> Stephen: IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK SO PEOPLE CAN SEE. CAN WE DO THIS? >> SURE SO– LET ME READ IT. I– I– I WANT YOU TO SAVOR IT. OKAY, OKAY. "YOUR SCIENCE" MY SCIENCE AND
SCIENCE IS SPELL SCIENTS, SCIENCE, LIKE IT'S THE PLURAL OF
SCIENT. YOUR SCIENCE WOWNT HELP YOU,
HE'S TEXTING UP TO A SATELLITE DID&DOWN TO ME SO IT'S SORT OF
HELPING HIM. "YOUR SCIENCE WON'T HELP YOU
WHEN SATAN–," OF COURSE, HE BELIEVES IN SATAN. WHY WOULDN'T HE? HE BELIEVES GOD MADE THE EARTH
IN SIX DAYS. DO YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN? NO, THAT'S A BIG IRRATIONAL, YOU
KNOW. SO HE BELIEVES IN SATAN, RIGHT. "YOUR SCIENCE WON'T HELP YOU
WHEN SATAN IS RAPING YOUR BRITISH ASS." HE'S GOT A POINT. BECAUSE IF I– NO, HE HAS– HE
HAS GOT A POINT. ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: UH-HUH, UH-HUH. >> BECAUSE IF I DIE AND I FIND
MYSELF IN HELL BEING RAPED BY SATAN, SCIENCE IS PRETTY MUCH
LET ME DOWN. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THAT'S TRUE. THAT'S VERY OPEN MINDED OF YOU. >> YES. BUT THIS IS– SO, SO THIS IS MY
FAVORITE BIT. "YOUR SCIENCE WON'T HELP YOU
WHEN SATAN IS RAPING YOUR BRITISH ASS. I'LL BE LAUGHING." SO THIS SILLY (BLEEP) IS THERE,
TOO! ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) HE'S THERE! SO HE'S– HE'S– HE'S A
FUNDAMENTALIST CREATIONIST WHO HAS LIVED HIS LIFE BY THE OLD
TESTAMENT. HEIDIZE. HE GOES– HE FINDS HIMSELF IN
HELL. HE SEES ME BEING RAPED AND HE
GOES HA! AND IT CHEERS HIM UP. LIKE, HE'S OVER IT ALREADY. >> Stephen: THAT'S A
COMPLIMENT BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMEDIAN. YOU'RE ACTUALLY MAKING SOMEONE
LAUGH IN HELL. >> I'M AN ABILITYIST COMEDIAN. LIKE SATAN WOULDN'T THROW ME
ASIDE AND BE WITH THE CHRISTIAN IF HE FOUND HIM IN HELL. THAT WOULD BE SATAN'S BEST DAY
EVER. HE WOULDN'T BOTHER WITH ME
ANYMORE. UNBELIEVABLE. THAT'S WHY IT'S MY FAVORITE
TWEET. AND ALL IT WAS RETWEETING IT. >> Stephen: YOU SAID– WHEN
YOU RETWEETED YOU SAID, "I BELIEVE THIS TWEET SHOULD GET A
KNIGHTHOOD." >> I DID, YES, I DID. >> Stephen: I WANT TO TALK
MORE ABOUT THAT WHEN WE COME BACK. WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK
RIGHT HERE. STICK AROUND. WE HAVE MORE RICKY GERVAIS.

Otis Rodgers

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43 COMMENTS

  1. Reggie Reign Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Science can't fail, the people who interpret and disseminate evidence and conclusions can…

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  2. CYCHIATRIC Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    He always wears the same fucking T-shirt every time. Do they record three years worth in 30 minutes?

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  3. Ramaraksha Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    The Nazis and Hitler condemned ALL Jews – it didn't matter who they were as people, just the fact that they were Jews condemned them to gas chambers & Christians and Muslims use the same methods – ALL non-believers and believers of other faiths are going to get gas chambers in Hell!
    And they say it so openly!
    First of all, we see how easy it is for someone to become a Nazi – a soul-less scum bucket
    Second – the silence! – the silence of the educated, the philosopher, the moral and ethical – it is amazing that these people keep saying this out loud for centuries yet there is no pushback!
    Just amazing!

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  4. Captain Zouave Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    The only thing worse than a Bible thumping Christian is Colbert

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  5. Demonmixer Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    I really want there to be a hell and Ricky to go to it. Sitting upon a mighty throne would be Karl Pilkington dressed in red and black robes. With trainers. He looks down at Ricky. "Alright"…

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  6. bob f Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    I thought Ricky was intelligent I guess I was wrong ,#Trump 2020 👌✌️

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  7. Daniel Saunders Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    he won't. because he doesn't exist

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  8. Roger Fisk Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Ricky,if there is a God,his mind is far above ours,so why don't you assume the position of student and let him find you.

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  9. Greg Hayes Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    At about 5:07 Ricky destroys Stephen ! Now that's funny

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  10. Mike Greer Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    It really tells you everything you need to know, when Hollywood is constantly bashing Trump… if you have good sense.

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  11. Coen A Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    If paused at just the right moment at 9:18 it looks like they're making out.

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  12. wolverineiscool Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    4 8 15 16 23 42

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  13. Things That Meditate Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Colbert is awkwardly boring 💤

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  14. Angela Moses Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Trump is the Least trigger Happy president we have have had!

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  15. Jon L Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Ricky's IQ is probably around 130 – 140. Retard that wrote "Scients" , his IQ… probably around 65 or 70.

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  16. Sallysudlow Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Satan is winning, atheism is on the rise. Everything today is an inversion. Mockers and scoffers of Jesus Christ are applauded and revered.
    Ricky Gervais would struggle to be successful in the industry if he were an evangelist for Christ. But Hollywood is full of Luciferians who love blasphemers of Christ. Virtually every movie or tv programme these days uses the name of Jesus in an irreverent way or as a swear word. They don't use the word Mohammed or Buddha as a curse word.
    Atheism is Satan's religion and he has many disciples, including the likes of Dawkins and sadly Gervais who help evangelise his kingdom here on earth and lead people right up to the gates of Hades.

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  17. Mark Hutton Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Ricky nice guy that he is nevertheless uses his fame and fortune to evangelise the humanistic religion of atheism. You don't have to meet the devil to do his work.

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  18. joe schmo Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Launch codes, …yeah …right….

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  19. WhitnAle01 Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    I love how he's dressed in jeans a a sweatshirt.

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  20. Richard Westerlind Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Title: Stephen Colbert, is he somebody the world cares about? Left his trust in Catholicism [visit Northern Ireland, it is great], didn't find God when he… Is he…
    Imagine that, yet WE wouldn't do that, would we now. I don't send atheist into hospitals, trying to "convert" palliative care patients into atheist, but religious people do. I will attack Colbert, cause he attacks others. I'm a counter-striker and I'd sleep his poor excuse for a routine easy. I'll start by saying you will never see your kids again when you die, Jesus is not there for you Stephen.

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  21. Revan Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    The most ignorant of all people are not non believers/atheists, it's the people who thing Science is against religion

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  22. TheRailwaySpoof Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Why are Americans obsessed with questioning Ricky over religion vs science. “Mostly” everyone in the UK is atheist. Unlike our American cousins we in the uk are not brainwashed. The usa needs to get over it. Also if they wanna debate over it then get Brian cox on not Ricky. N one more also. How can you be a sjw and be religious? It don’t work

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  23. Haley Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    The title is grammatically incorrect…

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  24. Anonymous Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Ricky "God doesn't exist lol" Gervais
    Ricky "I have a philosophy degree so I know everything about anything" Gervais
    Ricky "Live life like an open wound" Gervais
    The podcasts and xfm were funny though.

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  25. D Doc Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Ricky really dumbs it down for liberal Americans. He's so much funnier when he's roasting democrats back in the UK

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  26. Leave means LEAVE! Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    "2 buttons and ones for pizza " must have been left over from Obama's presidency he loved pizza

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  27. Chris Williams Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Atheists are the kindest people as we would never wish the worst possible outcome for all non atheists. Religious people want all atheists to go to hell.

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  28. raspy32official Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    I find it odd how television audiences repeatedly regard celebrity atheists as being original and counter to the norm as if there was anything Godly about television or celebritydom to begin with.

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  29. shapeshfters Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Ricky bought a new shirt. That makes… 2 shirts.

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  30. Fuck You Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    the only devil is the business interests that own this world

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  31. e-Ah-gO Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    does anyone know what Stephen mouths at the end? 9:15

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  32. Dobbie Parsons Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Atheism is bad science

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  33. Michael Walls Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Colbert is a broken-ass record, only "funny" if you're a fanatic anti-Trumper. Gervias is actually funny – to everyone.

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  34. Mark S Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Does Colbert only run this show so he can try to convert his guests? He genuinely doesn't get it.

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  35. 333pinkelephant333 Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Stephen : Let's show the card so people can see
    Rickey : covers it with his finger
    Stephen:

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  36. Liberty AboveAllElse Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Colbert has never been funny. Ricky is pretty funny.

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  37. RDM 010 Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    If there is a God, may he strike everyone in this comment section dead.

    …..everyone ok? Everyone good? Good. That's what I thought.

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  38. Davina Test Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Lovely entrance music …and then he comes out looking like a job centre reject……

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  39. Imran Ali Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Science didn't fail you.. you failed yourself.. many things science has not found yet, and many things science has yet to change its mind on.

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  40. 2fast2block Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Ricky, "I like to talk about science and stuff and sometimes facts annoy people."

    Then he goes on talking about creationists. Ricky the dumbass wants to act as if he knows science somehow missed the word creation in "creationists"? Did the dumbass ever think how we got creation to begin with? What science can the crap for brains have for a natural creation? NONE! But, Ricky loves science and mocking creationists who believe in a supernatural creation done by a supernatural creator. ALL, ALL, ALL the science we know proves creation could have come about ONLY by supernatural means. We KNOW this. So those that think it happened naturally make up their science fiction because it has no proof.

    So Ricky, shove it up your dumb ass that you care about science.

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  41. Xhelloxshane X Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    2:35 I hope this is the truth

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  42. robin2012ism Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Ricky can do no wrong in my book.

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  43. hEmAn634 Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Ricky is thicc

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