October 14, 2019
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“Shia LaBeouf” Live – Rob Cantor


You’re walking in the woods There’s no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him Shia LaBeouf He’s following you about thirty feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He’s gaining on you Shia LaBeouf You’re looking for your car but you’re all turned around He’s almost upon you now, and you can see… There’s blood on his face My God, there’s blood everywhere! Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf He’s brandishing a knife, it’s Shia LaBeouf Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf Now it’s dark, and you seem to have lost him But you’re hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance, a small cottage with a light on – hope! You move stealthily toward it… But your leg! Ah! It’s caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet) Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet) Now you’re on the doorstep Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) But he doesn’t hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) You’re sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab it in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You’ve beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn’t dead! Shia surprise! There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You’re chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You’re finally safe from Shia LaBeouf

Otis Rodgers

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100 COMMENTS

  1. Antipath Posted on February 16, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Wait, is that Zubin?

    Reply
  2. Woah there buddy Posted on February 16, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    epic gods job done

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  3. Grace Holbert Posted on February 16, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    I don't understand. Is Shia LaBeouf OK? Why did he help make this? Why was so much effort put into making this? I'm scared.

    This is a masterpiece. Shia surprise!

    Reply
  4. Happy Shia Posted on February 16, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    I am very happy right now.

    Reply
  5. codiene Posted on February 17, 2019 at 12:21 am

    Did anyone else get a manscaping commercial?

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  6. goodguyMcGhee itstrue Posted on February 17, 2019 at 2:35 am

    Gay as fuck

    Reply
  7. warped vynil Posted on February 17, 2019 at 3:11 am

    wtf did i just watch o.0

    Reply
  8. Tucker Cook Posted on February 17, 2019 at 3:55 am

    At the end go to 1:57

    Reply
  9. Jiminie Mouse Posted on February 17, 2019 at 4:47 am

    IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS WHY DO I STILL REMEMBER EVERY LYRIC

    Reply
  10. Literally a train Posted on February 17, 2019 at 5:55 am

    SHIAH SURPRISE!

    Reply
  11. Sir Yeets A Lot Posted on February 17, 2019 at 6:38 am

    60 million views but not even 1 million likes?

    Reply
  12. ISABEL ISABEL Posted on February 17, 2019 at 7:41 am

    shia surprise

    Reply
  13. Harriet Lucy Black Posted on February 17, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    It's been years and this is still the best story I've ever heard

    Reply
  14. elina red rose Posted on February 17, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    ppl singing the song: should we upload this?
    shia LaBeouf: JUST DO IT!

    Reply
  15. Sara McCarroll Posted on February 17, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    This will go down in history as the best thing ever to come from the invention of the internet. Mark my words…

    Reply
  16. Erin Shann Posted on February 17, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    Shia can surprise me anytime. LOL!!!

    Reply
  17. qwerty carrot cough drops Posted on February 18, 2019 at 2:12 am

    S H I A S U P R I S E

    Reply
  18. Yeda Kristy Posted on February 18, 2019 at 3:03 am

    This is a masterpiece!

    Reply
  19. Lizette Posted on February 18, 2019 at 5:49 am

    I wasn't really paying attention until I saw those giant heads… I thought this was part of some musical until that moment

    Reply
  20. The UndisputedQueso Posted on February 18, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    Actual cannibali Shia LaBeouf lol

    Reply
  21. Hollowain Posted on February 18, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    I think this is the best song on youtube ever made! <3

    Reply
  22. pypersora Posted on February 18, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    i don't know what the hell this is but it may just be the greatest thing i have ever seen

    Reply
  23. ChurkenCG Posted on February 19, 2019 at 1:08 am

    You: thank God, that monster is dead

    The Camera: turns

    You: OH FUUU-

    Reply
  24. •RED TOMATO• Posted on February 19, 2019 at 1:43 am

    I was listening to cooking by the book and I arrived here…

    Reply
  25. Lilly DiCaprio Posted on February 19, 2019 at 2:44 am

    When at 2:35 press 1:57

    Reply
  26. F8less 66 Posted on February 19, 2019 at 5:09 am

    He will nut inside us

    Reply
  27. Vladimir Putin Posted on February 19, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    S H I A S U R P R I S E

    Reply
  28. Ashley Eadie Posted on February 19, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    "Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf" 😂😂😂😂

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  29. H D D Posted on February 19, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Why……….?
    Just………why……..?
    Why would all these people, go to this much effort, to do this? I assume LaBeouf paid you?

    Reply
  30. Day Late Gamer with Will Posted on February 19, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Fuck, this is incredible

    Reply
  31. Belle DeFala Posted on February 19, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    shia lebeouf

    Reply
  32. th Main Posted on February 19, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    What gets me every time is the fact that Shia LaBeouf was in the audience

    Reply
  33. Turtle Cow Posted on February 20, 2019 at 1:18 am

    2019 and I still remember

    Reply
  34. J0sie WD Skeet Posted on February 20, 2019 at 2:51 am

    BUT WAIT HE ISNT DEAD! SHIA SURPRISE!

    Reply
  35. Frank Blackcrow Posted on February 20, 2019 at 4:22 am

    Shia probably loves this.. because it's all bout him.

    Reply
  36. Artyom Games Posted on February 20, 2019 at 5:04 am

    I love this song

    Reply
  37. Starry Cat Posted on February 20, 2019 at 5:14 am

    "Shia surprise" AAHGHGFF WHY AM I DYING

    Reply
  38. Vincent crown Posted on February 20, 2019 at 10:18 am

    Best music video ever

    Reply
  39. Turtle Time Posted on February 20, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    This is amazing!

    Reply
  40. Bassment Dwellah Posted on February 20, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    but why…

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  41. s o c i a l _ wallflower Posted on February 20, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    SHIA SURPRISE

    Reply
  42. WeeMidge Posted on February 20, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    I'll never get over "Shia Surprise."
    I can't believe this is over four years old, lmao

    Reply
  43. Sarah Ryder Posted on February 20, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    I think of this everytime I see Shia Labeouf!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Reply
  44. Common Sense Posted on February 21, 2019 at 12:21 am

    I just dont know and understand what this is

    Reply
  45. wh ut Posted on February 21, 2019 at 12:27 am

    0:15 he cute ngl
    0:25 jeez she caught me off guard there wtf
    0:42 ok but can we appreciate how fuckin pissed the bass player looks holy shit who shat in his kettle
    0:47 girl are you ok?? she cute too lmao
    0:49 ma beautiful boi in the back, yeah I see you
    0:53 lmao just how pained his expression is
    1:01 back left…
    … JEFFERSON??
    1:19 tag urself I'm the bottom right that looks like he lost his mum in asda or smth
    1:21 bOI CAN U NOT
    1:23 they continue singing, the rest of the video are these dancers spinning trying to summon Cthulu or some shit
    1:37 hOLY SHIT MY LAUGHBOX WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS WTF???
    1:43 why does the dude centre first row either look genuinely concerned or enthusiastic about the kidney stabbing lmao me
    1:46 *violently scuttles offstage*
    2:08 all of these performers look fucking dead with this meme lmao
    2:24 crescendo goALS
    2:35 issa bit w o b b L y
    2:48 …

    oH WAIT, HE ISN'T DEAD

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  46. Abigail Terrell Posted on February 21, 2019 at 2:55 am

    I’m just now seeing this. Where have I been.

    Reply
  47. daisykatie 17 Posted on February 21, 2019 at 3:02 am

    S h a i S u p r i s e

    Reply
  48. lizzie o Posted on February 21, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    He sounds like he's narrating a wattpad fanfic

    Reply
  49. AAA Posted on February 21, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    Play this at my funeral

    Reply
  50. Memes n Shet Posted on February 21, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    2:39 whats with his tshirt? There are a lot of ondulated lines moving

    Reply
  51. ThatOneDev Posted on February 21, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    23000 people couldn't decapitate Shia LeBeouf.

    Reply
  52. tiniest 969696 Posted on February 21, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    My phone died

    Reply
  53. Jan Posted on February 21, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE ITS SHIA LEBOUF

    Reply
  54. G T Posted on February 22, 2019 at 12:16 am

    I only want to be killed by shia.
    😍😂

    Reply
  55. Frannn C Posted on February 22, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Years later….. Shia is still sitting in that same chair.

    Reply
  56. rrinismystarbucksname Posted on February 22, 2019 at 12:18 am

    Somebody had to write this…..

    Reply
  57. Carly Brooks Posted on February 22, 2019 at 2:00 am

    i'm not even saying to be funny, but this video has united so many people. This video is such a big part for so many people's childhood/ early years. So much energy and money went into this video and it is such a masterpiece. Thank you, Rob. Thank you, Shia. For playing such a huge part in everyone's enjoyment from 2014 and for years to come.

    Reply
  58. Big Boy Posted on February 22, 2019 at 2:18 am

    Over 4 years of recommendation, I finally watched it youtube!!

    Reply
  59. DummyThicc Platypus Posted on February 22, 2019 at 9:17 am

    Amazing

    Reply
  60. Savannah Fleig Posted on February 22, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    i just wanna know why

    Reply
  61. Offero 04 Posted on February 22, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    Brilliant. Love that Shia is there. I take it he realises that he went a bit mental and is just enjoying the meme now.

    Reply
  62. Ezra Alderman Posted on February 22, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    heres my aesthetic

    Reply
  63. Shia Surprise Posted on February 22, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!!

    Reply
  64. Kathryn O'Neill Posted on February 22, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    It gets a lot better when you realize all those singing men are gay

    Reply
  65. olivia elston Posted on February 22, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    QUIET, QUIET.

    Reply
  66. frEshAvAcAdO fr00shs Posted on February 23, 2019 at 12:23 am

    This was an experience

    Reply
  67. Miley Clark Posted on September 17, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    My favorite part is “Shia surprise”

    Reply
  68. DeAnna Scott Posted on September 17, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    Likely the millionth time I’ve watched this and
    SHIA SURPRISE
    It’s still pure art.

    Reply
  69. Iselder Posted on September 17, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    5 years after everyone found this funny, the goddamn Shia Labeouf song is stuck in my head. This video holds up beautifully.

    Reply
  70. Vampireluigi27 Posted on September 17, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    For no reason at all I decided to brush my teeth to the beat of this song for a week. My teeth are so fucking clean.

    Reply
  71. Molto Posted on September 18, 2019 at 2:39 am

    It's Tuesday so here I am… again

    Reply
  72. pink girll Posted on September 18, 2019 at 4:56 am

    amazing to be amazing to come.

    Reply
  73. eddie carriola Posted on September 18, 2019 at 6:09 am

    I m kinda confused what's the meaning of this

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  74. CptnHammer1 Posted on September 18, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    25k people can't do jiu jitsu….

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  75. ryan hayes Posted on September 18, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Fucking garbage wtf is this?

    Reply
  76. Derek Klein Posted on September 18, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    I have never skipped this song when it comes on shuffle. Absolutely brilliant.

    Reply
  77. Ilyana6225 Posted on September 18, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    Better than shrek the musical

    Reply
  78. CrossHelix Posted on September 18, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    I can’t get through this song without laughing. “But you can do Jiu Jitsu,” still gets me to this day.

    Reply
  79. Rayanne Andrade Posted on September 18, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    thank you youtube algorithm

    Reply
  80. sezija stpd Posted on September 18, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    2:04 excuse me, what the fuck?

    Reply
  81. Connors Coin Posted on September 18, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    I remember seeing this video as a kid and now I’ve come back to it

    Thank you

    Reply
  82. Luca John Posted on September 18, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    A few years ago , my English teacher at the time played this for the class and when asked what it mean and why we were not following curriculum , he said “ just watch”. The next day he commuted suicide – to this day , I still think this video was his cry for help.

    Reply
  83. Jane L Posted on September 18, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    ah I’ll never get sick of this

    Reply
  84. Minutely Posted on September 19, 2019 at 12:49 am

    i will never be amazed at how they all kept straight faces throughout the whole thing. especially when they sing “wait! he isnt dead! shia surprise!”

    Reply
  85. Andrew Koehler Posted on September 19, 2019 at 1:52 am

    I almost forgot to watch this today.

    Reply
  86. Michael McCarty Posted on September 19, 2019 at 2:26 am

    I like this song, but what's it doing in my Pogo playlist?

    Reply
  87. Curtis Carver Posted on September 19, 2019 at 9:17 am

    I almost disliked this video, but I wanted til the end

    Reply
  88. brian Ganze Posted on September 19, 2019 at 10:17 am

    62 MILLION VIEWS.!!! WHAT???
    Is that real.??
    62 M.. Seriously.?

    Reply
  89. dinoboi 7 Posted on September 19, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    Rob cantor: makes a song about shia lebouf cannibal
    Shia lebouf: ok.

    Reply
  90. kickedmarlin128 Posted on September 19, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    Citizen Labeouf

    Reply
  91. Dany Posted on September 19, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    This is that kind of meme that will live forever in infamy. And I am okay with that

    Reply
  92. llDartsll Posted on September 19, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Here after seeing Shia on hot ones for nostalgia

    Reply
  93. Breice Richards Posted on September 19, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Quiet quiet days the fat cunt

    Reply
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