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ive literally heard all of those at least once lol 😛
Shit pickup line to a witch: "Oh youre a witch? Well do you need a wizard ;)?"
LOVE THIS!!!!!i relate so much.
My parents are Wicca and I believe in the norse gods. But I'll tell you living in the bible belt sucks ass cause every where i turn im told that im going to hell and crap
They're real but they only fly on plane's…
I’ve never been so mad in my life at someone but then I read the title
this makes me want to attack people XD
He'll isn't a place in pagen
A lot of the time people force their religion on me and I do witchcraft and I hex and curse but I won't do that if you don't piss me off. Also no I am not wiccan and where mah bi squad at
Ooo I'm late
I hell is real it won't be too bad Albert Einstein, Rob and Corinne from threadbanger, Christopher hitchens, and many other wonderful people will be there! Lol
I have heard each of these at least 4 times. #wicca
I live in Michigan and as an asatruar I've never experienced that kind of discrimination.
These people are annoying af
Unfortunately Christians are every bit as ignorant about their faith as witches are about theirs. Scripture does not preach immortality. Scripture does not say the moment we die we go straight to heaven, hell or purgatory. Ironically, that's a belief system that came from the pagans & witches of ancient Babylon. Rev 20 and other scriptures tell us that the day we die our thoughts perish. The faithful resurrect with a new spirit immortal body and reign with Messiah for 1000 years on this earth.
Rev 20 gets more into the JUDGEMENT which happens after the 1,000 reign of Messiah where the rest of mankind resurrect in flesh bodies for a SECOND CHANCE FOR ETERNAL LIFE. This is the Condemnation where Messiah repays a smiting for a smiting and where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Most Christians refuse to accept that much of their Christmas, East, Halloween, Lent, Mardi Gras and weekly SUNDAY masses all come from ancient paganism and witchcraft that Constantine intertwined with the PROPHETS.
WITCHES on the other hand have this so called "power" which many claim they don't know the true source of it.Many witches falsely assume that they have the power.
Witches don't understand that their spells, chantings, enchantments and rituals are all PRAYERS to what they call their deities that in return, answer their prayers.
Many witches do NOT understand that their spells are requests to Satan and or his fallen angels, powers and principalities.This is why witchcraft is Satan Worship.
Many many witches refuse to accept that whatever deities they are praying too are really nothing more than the satans that rebelled against God and caused the fall of man. They cannot prove who or what their deities are …but they pray to them anyway.
Revelation 21:8 clearly states that AFTER the second chance for salvation is over in the Judgement after the 1,000 year reign of Messiah is over …that all witches, sorcerers and idolaters will be cast into the Lake of Fire for their 2ND DEATH.The lake of fire is the tool God uses to KILL the wicked at the very end of all things.There is no eternal life in hell ….but ETERNAL DEATH.
THE PENALTY FOR SIN IS DEATH ….not eternal life in a lake of fire. but ETERNAL DEATH.
Acts 16:16-18 –>> Proof witches get their powers from satan and his fallen.These verses in Acts tells a story of Paul casting a demon out of a soothsayer and fortune teller with a familiar spirit. Paul cast out that familiar spirit and that fortune teller lost her power
Many witches who repented left witchcraft after they realized the true source of their power was the satans all along.
Most people think witches covens are cute misunderstood people as depicted by the Harry Potter movies, Bewitched, and Disney cartoons ..etc etc etc.
Hollywood is run by witches and satan worshipers to make them look cute and innocent to deceive all of us.The true face of witches covens is that they HARASS and HOORANG their cities and communities.They GANG STALK people …they illegally surveil people.Witches covens GASLIGHT PEOPLE ….they spread ugly nasty rumors about people to destroy their marriages, and to cost them their jobs.
The truth is ….witches, pagans and satanists are not nice people. They are mean, ugly and nasty to people and make people's lives a living hell over small stupid perceived slights.
Every time a witch casts a spell ….they ALWAYS unleash unintended negative consequences on people around them they don't even know. Witches curse the land with their presence. They cause crops to fail and the water wells to dry up or become poisoned.Tucson is full of witches, warlocks, pagans and satan worshipers. Their numbers are growing and growing to the 10s of thousands.
As a result …the water wells are being poisoned with uranium, arsenic and other toxins that's making the well water undrinkable. Therefore Tucson has to rely more and more on the Colorado river for their water. And we can all thank the witches, wizards, warlocks and satan worshipers for cursing the land with their sorceries.
Many Satan Worshipers publically claim to be "Wiccans".Many Wiccans publically claim to be "Christian".
The truth is …no matter what people say about witches, warlocks and satan worshipers …there is one thing that can be stated about them that is a universal truth pertaining to them all. ….they are all batshit crazy liars with mental problems. They all hate life and hate other people. They act all sweet and humble in front of cameras. Once the cameras are off ….they are all the meanest nastiest people in our country. They are all spoiled brats who are willing to destroy their communities and this country if they don't get what they want NOW.
Just mean, ugly, nasty totalitarian, TYRANTS. All of them. None of them are as nice as they depict themselves to be in movies and in their Youtube channels. Mean, ugly nasty people who harass and hoorang everyone they don't like with their CRIMINAL GANG STALKING.
I worship Slavic Gods… my parents think it's stupid…because i was raised in a Christian home, why would I be like people who think everything else that is not christian is not right, like discrimination of other religions is the right thing to do, look I'm a Slavic Pagan. I don't discriminate against any religion so why should they?!
Definitely heard most of these, just wish the video was a little more scrambled, like a salad where all the stuff is pretty much the same but it’s all blended and junk 🙂
I hate it when my friends hate me because I don't believe in GOD I try so hard not to scream sometimes people make me believe is that why I have the worst life ever
Most of the people who say this shit are baby boomers
No joke, this was a conversation I had in high school with someone who found out I'm a witch:Classmate: So, you're a witch?Me: Yeah.Classmate: Does that mean you, like, cast spells?
What do you think? Do witches cast spells? Do they??
When I first came out to my parent I was Wiccan my brother found out I was playing some relaxing 😌 Wicca chants then I hear from him “why can’t you be normal?” I replied “Why can’t you mind your own business!?” 😎he rolled his eyes Once I was making breakfast 🥞 I was playing some Wiccan diys on my iPad then He says “ what are you watching ?” I replied stuff he looks at my iPad “do you ethon know what paganism is ?” I turned round and gave him the stink eye 👁 he went🤣
*loads gun*say one more thing about my religion (Wiccan). I DARE YOU
Witches will burn
I am still in the broom closet but my family is very closed minded and are always saying crap about my husband. They know he is pagan and they claim to be Baptist Christians and are always push us to go to church and telling me to read parts in the Bible that say something about "it's not right to worship the sun and the moon" and "I really don't want y'all to go to hell just because you won't go to church". It's so frustrating! If we didn't live so close to each other I think I would come out of the closet and be like " I'm Wicca and my husband and I'm bisexual, leave me alone!!" Lol but then again that won't help because as always they talk over me and will just say, "We raised you better than this, if you don't get your *** *** ** a t together you are in this family anymore!!" Or something close to that..like I said closed minded and judgmental as crap!
I have been told I'm going to hell…. my response….. HEL already let me know I'm Valhalla bound…. The look of confusion was priceless
Idc if I go to hell so fuck those people 😡😠👹👺💀☠👻
I have been a witch for 20 something years… I'm 35… I raise my children as witches. Omg I swear I have heard all of this for 20 something years
Do you ever feel…like a plastic bag?
HARRY POTTERS NOT REAL???? 😭my life is over.
Wicca has been practiced the longest
So freaking glad I've never gotten told any of this.
Of course I've only been practicing for a few months, and I'm in the 'broomcloset'. So yeah. That's probably why I've never been told any of this. Literally the only people who know I'm a witch are other witches.
I pretty much heard every single one of these when i went to a Christian church for the first time with a girl i met at community college (i was a catholic before i converted to paganism), i admit i was just wanting to bang the girl but she only would let me near her hidden place if i went to church with her so i played along for a bit and in the time i was there i got:Prayed for 15 timesTold my god and goddess i worshipped were lucifer and liliths agents from hellAsked to bin my pentacle (upward star) when i wore it one of the last times i wentAsked to be baptised 6 times (was a free bath so i did it)Asked to do a spell with a satanist who was dragged along by the same girl i got asked to join with (found out shes just a slut that hid behind the guise of being a christian)And just in general abused about being pagan because i challenged everyone who tried to preach to me the bible, which i went to sunday school to learn as a kid when i was catholic so i know its a plot hole filled bunch of rebranded shit stolen from every other religion but acted surprised by the stories (though i swear a few times the pastors were doing readings to shame me since they always involved magic, "false" idols and not believing the lies of the old religions etc) till i got bored and left due to the girl never giving me more than a bj and a snog (make out sesh) so was a waste of time, plus i realised i was pansexual as well so i didnt want homophobia piled ontop of my anti pagan abuse i endured for a year
Christians shaming and shunning pagans/wiccans/witches etc. makes me SO MAD!!!! Because like the christian faith took a bunh of stuff from them! like oh.. Christmas? Mistletoe? pine trees? Halloween? Easter? TRY AGAIN SWEETIE!!!
I’ve heard every single one of these 🙄
Nice video thank you. 😊
This is brilliant im wiccan thanks for this totally true
I drew a pentacle in my notebook in school once, MY notebook that I bought and my teacher walked up to me, looked at my book and told me to put it away as it was ‘inappropriate.’ I looked her in the eye, shut the book and pulled out some crystals from my pocket. 👌👌
Why does everybody assume wicca why is that the first fucking thing that comes to mind when it comes to paganism
Magic is not real but the guy born from a virgin and walked on water is 😂😂😂😂
Accurate– A two generation wiccan from Indiana
As a pagan I hate this kind of stuff said to us but we are actually a religion of peace and we only fight back when it's necessary if it isn't than that downs your karma level we have never done anything wrong we just live until we die and than we must wait for our soul to take over another body and so goes the reincarnation process but don't call us bad or we will kill you with logic and kindness
I found another Wiccan at my school!Who is also very much a Killjoy/Sinner!And loves art!
My little Wiccan/emo heart is happy!
Your gods aren’t real, yeah but my goddess is
Literally all of these have been said to me😂 this is so true
Personally, as someone who is in the process of converting from a Christian to a Wiccan, I would be fine if someone wanted to respectfully tell me that they believe in God and do not believe in Pagan practices or religions (I use this as an umbrella term for all Pagan religions,) but for someone to flat out tell you you are going to hell and repeatedly bug you and try to convert you when you make it clear that you are happy with what your beliefs are is just plain rude. No matter what religion or status you consider yourself, you have absolutely no right to belittle others' beliefs. Be respectful to all religions and practices. There is a difference between trying to tell someone about God and flat out forcing it on them.
i hope you don't get this alot but you look alot like Spencer from Pretty Little Liars
I've heard all of those lmaooooo
The accuracy is astounding
My very fundamentalist Catholic little brother told me my pentacle was a satanic symbol and hasn't come over my house in two years, even to visit his own mother who died of Alzheimer's, yet he visits and lets his daughters hang out with a former pornographer every Sunday because the man claims he is a militant Catholic. The stupidity of my family amazes even me.
I love how a religion that stole our festivals and holidays has the balls to stand there and tell me that I'm going to hell. They can't even get the birth of their savior right!
Star of david is even worse than satan
I’ve heard this from TWO people. Me: “I’m Wiccan.” “Wikipedia?”
LOL…ok I am Pagan , following ODIN , FREYA and VELES (Slavic). Recently my friend also Pagan walked into his office , and to a group of Christians asked ""so how exactly did you guys just drop your beliefs and follow a new God". He got stares and an answer, we are Catholic….we never changed our gods….his reply…you were Pagan first and you changed to Abrahamic Desert God…..the office went dead silent….I absolutely pissed myself laughing..🇦🇺🇦🇺
Soo… ANYONE THREW THEIR PHONE AT THE WALL WATCHING THIS I DID! My friends think Wiccans are scary T^T.
"Go with christ" my grandma 100%
Hail the old gods
Shall we report her to the police for being a satanist?
There is only one place in Hell for me and its the throne. (Just a joke, I'm Pagan and super gay)
When people tell me I’m going to hell I respond with : “well I better I don’t want to be late for me date, Satan’s big in punctuality”
Christians took our Gods and turn them into the devil they took our symbols and made them evil also they could justify to kill another man but you can't kill nature are God's will never die they live on forever in the magick and universe of life you Christian say you worship Jesus Christ but I thank you all just worship kane and don't realize it that's how stupid you are
If you call yourself a "witch" you're merely role playing for the sake of attention. Pagan women didn't call themselves "witches." You buying tending books on Amazon and listening to the cure doesn't make you a pagan.
Are you a race realist? Do you know what staves to use, why? And for what occasions? What culture of paganism your thoughts derived? No? Than you're a LARPer…
An old friend I had ( she was a bitch) said she was a witch when I started asking her about what magic she did, just stuff like that, which god she worshipped, she just said " oh I really like wingardium leviosa and I'm a daughter of Zeus, which means I'm super powerful!!" Like I love Harry Potter and was really into Percy Jackson when I was younger, but rlly girl… She thought the craft was a roleplay
SKSKSSK WHEN PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PENTAGRAM AND A BAPHOMET STAR
Friends: "I'll pray for you!"
Me: "Why thank you for the compliment of you doing such a great service! And in my return I will dance around naked in a forest around a bonfire, just for you! May mother moon and father sun bless you!"
I was never spoken to again
I have heard so many of these. I’m still in high school and a few weeks ago I was talking to a friend about this because she genuinely wanted to understand what I did, but this other girl over heard it. And she’s one of THOSE girls. The ones that think your life is their comedy show. The ones that think their words don’t hurt. They ask me so many times to curse them or tell them how to do a curse or read their minds. I’m sick of it and I don’t know what to do. Interestingly the first teacher I told was my re teacher who is Christian and he was super supportive. My mums really supportive as well because she also does this. But my dad doesn’t know. And I don’t think I’ll ever tell him because he always says things like “oh that’s all fake people are stupid for believing in ghosts and all that s**t. So many people are stuck with outdated misconceptions but they won’t listen to anything you tell them. Thanks for reading this if you read to the bottom.
Also, I forgot to mention this but I’ve corrected people so many times when they say “pentagrams/pentacles are devil symbols” like no. That’s just a misconception presented by society, it’s a symbol of power and protection. Does anyone have advice on how to deal with these people? I’d really appreciate it.
Cant tell you how many times I’ve got the “your going to hell” because I’m Wiccan
Yeah animal sacrifice is for us shamans.
So, I saw Hocus Pocus when I was 6 and that awakened something in me. I began reading all books related to witches and witchcraft including Eva Ibbottson, goosebumps, roald Dahl, Beatrix Potter, isobel bird, silver ravenwolf (she writes fiction too), pretty much anything related to magic and womem because I equated all women with magic and since I grew up in the 90s and was soooo badass, I never read Harry Potter as it was “too popular”
"just read the bible"two words, Christian witch
2:25 that’s actually pretty chill. I would love if that’s how someone reacted when I told them
thisis so true
I Can’t tell you how much I’ve been told these.
I'm pagan and I read the damn bible
OMG BEST video out there!!! YAAASSSS!!! THANK YOU. <3 Thinking of posting this to my FB when I come out…more. 😛 (I have pics of me wearing my pentacle and crystals, but I want to get a bit of that witchy info and attitude on there.)
"You're going to hell"Oh honey hell is staying one more minute listening to your bullshit. Imma die happy and that's all I need.
I am PHYSICALLY SHAKING IN ANGER
People: you’re going to hell!Me: actually Hel gets a lot of misrepresentation, she apparently treats the souls of the dead quite well, and they’re having a decent time down in Helheim
As a witch who was /born with the last name Potter/I cant fucking explain how much I hate the Harry Potter comments people make lmao
PINCH….YEP I'm real…. and I'm going to Valhalla or Forever Summerland when I die.
I love your humor.
I hate being associated with wiccan freaks as a pagan, take your pentagram goth shit somewhere else
I hate when Christains are like, "well your god isn't real". I'm thinking, "well your god isn't real, then." Religion is about believing what you want to believe.
Wicca/witchcraft is evil or thats evil
Merry meet girl….you go!!!!Blessed Be
When they compare me to the cartoon idea of a witch, I'm like… "Yes… I'll get my black cat Salem, pray to Satán and hex you."
You're an Idiot. And dont worry Christians can be just as idotic, but damn.. yall wiccans and shit..sketchy as hell, believe what you want but, when it comes to this world. Dont be an idiot
"Oh your pagan? You sacrifice babies and animals right? My friend went to Europe and Africa learning about people like you.." – A school official
My friends told me when I told them I was a witch: I'll pray for you..Witches aren't real!So you practice witchcraftism?Wicca isn't a real religion!You're stupid.
I hate how accurate this is 😂😂😂
"what's your religion?" Me: "Oh I'm a wiccan" "You know your going to hell right?" Me: "…you know I don't believe in hell, right?"
Also I feel really bad for people who feel they need to use the words "when you die your going to suffer for eternity" when they see that I am a different religion then them.
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