September 20, 2019
  • 8:14 pm This Restaurant Is Actually a Sex Cult
  • 7:14 pm Sex and the City – The Perfect Present
  • 7:14 pm 14. Mohammed and the Arab Conquests
  • 6:14 pm Prayer List Ideas
  • 6:14 pm Religion class for Education
Salvia Turned Me Into A Lonely God – Tales from the Trip

Oh no! I’m my mom and I’m my grandmother and I’m alone? And I’m an accordion and I’m not on the planet that I thought I was anymore. Hi, this is Myq Kaplan and here’s a story about a time I did salvia. It was legal and maybe still is and that doesn’t make any […]

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Rachel Bloom – The Hunt For Adolf Eichmann – Drunk History

– Hello. [snorts softly] I’m Rachel Bloom, and today we’re gonna talk about the capture… of Adolf Eichmann. So Israel’s established in 1948, and Israel’s like, okay, we need our own CIA. And so they form the Mossad, and David Ben-Gurion, who’s the prime minister, is like, I’m going to appoint you, Isser Harel, to […]

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“Are You Afraid of the Drunk?” Live Read (feat. Seth Rogen and Evan Rachel Wood) –  Drunk History

(dramatic music) – [Male] I wanna let you guys all know this is the first ever stage reading that you’re gonna have fun watching. (lively dramatic music) This is also the first time you’ve ever seen a stage reading without any reading at all. (lively dramatic music) (audience cheering) Now, Mary Shelley was 18 years […]

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How Eddie Aikau Became One of Surfing’s Most Legendary Figures – Drunk History

– HELLO, TODAY WE’RE GONNA TALK ABOUT EDDIE AIKAU. SO NOVEMBER 19, 1967, WAIMEA BAY IS BIGGER THAN IT’S EVER BEEN. NOBODY’S SURFED IT THIS BIG. THEY WOULD JUST BE LIKE, THAT IS A DEATH ZONE. BUT EDWARD RYAN MAKUAHANAI AIKAU, AND HE’S LIKE, I’M GONNA GO. AND THEN JUST KILLING IT. AND THAT DAY […]

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John Mulaney – New In Town – Terrible Driver

– Now when people make fun of me, I deserve it. I do. When people get mad at me now, it’s my fault. When people get mad at me on the highway, that’s all my bad. I’m a terrible driver, I know nothing about cars. I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot. […]

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Trevor Gets a Shout-Out from China’s State Media | The Daily Show

You know, when I… when I starting hosting The Daily Show, my dream was to learn how to read. -No, uh, my dream… -(laughter) was to reach people all around the world. You know, I wanted this show to have a reach-around, which is a phrase I invented but did not google. -Well… -(laughter) on […]

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Chappelle’s Show – The Racial Draft – Uncensored

GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST AND MAYBE ONLY RACIAL DRAFT HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. FOLKS, THIS IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES. WHAT HAPPENS HERE WILL STATE THE RACIAL STANDING OF THESE AMERICANS ONCE AND FOR ALL. THAT’S RIGHT. AND THE CROWD IS HERE TO SUPPORT THEIR RACES. WELL, ROB, SOME OF THE […]

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Florence Nightingale Revolutionizes Nursing (feat. Minka Kelly) – Drunk History

Hello, my name is Paget Brewster. And today we will be discussing Florence Nightingale, the Mother of Modern Nursing. Wha–that was perfect! – Just rolled right off your tongue. – Did it not? – [mockingly] The mutter of mudern nursing. – Did I say “The mutter of mudern nursing”? – [very slurred] The mudder of […]

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Key & Peele – Turbulence – Uncensored

(Mark) He’s disgusting. Bernard? He’s disgusting. He’s not even like her. He’s an airplane technician. I mean, come on. And he talks too much. That’s why I like you. You don’t talk. You just listen. – It’s good. [bell dings] Okay. And the captain has turned on the “fasten seat belt” sign. Got a little […]

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Coca-Cola Was Invented Using Cocaine (feat. Bill Hader & Jenny Slate) – Drunk History

ABOUT THE INVENTION OF COCA-COLA, AMERICA’S FAVORITE SOFT DRINK. [giggles] SO, LIKE, IN THE 1800s, JOHN PEMBERTON WAS TRYING TO MAKE PATENT MEDICINES. BASICALLY, THEY WERE FAKE MEDICINES, AND MOST OF THEM WERE JUST, LIKE, HERBAL WHOSIWHATS. WHO EVEN CARES? WE WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE ANYTHING THAT WOULD SELL. WE WAS LIKE, I WANT […]

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